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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

aesop jones posted:

Today I've run a half marathon, watched two lesbians have a fistfight at the bus stop, and now I'm watching wrestling and eating cookie dough.

This is it. This is life.

Which lesbian won?

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Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Crowd's kinda flat

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Basic Chunnel posted:

I'm always impressed with how good of shape Kane stays in.

For being only like 2 years younger than Taker, it's pretty impressive, even if he can't go like he used to

The Lore Bear
Jan 21, 2014

I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!

ForeverBWFC posted:

I feel like this feud would be so much better if Cena could actually act/sell worth a drat...

His one emotion is constipation-face.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Commissar Ken posted:

He'll instantly look at his hands and go "Why am I not in a boardroom?"

Kane files paperwork to have this match classified as a corporate retreat. Slamming Daniel onto that chair? That was just a trust exercise to build in-house synergy. That pyro? Campfire, everyone loves a campfire.

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

cmon table spot :woop:

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Haha what's with all the dick shots?

Well Bryan had Kane's face smashed against his groin for a good minute there while he was smacking him around. Revenge?

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

Crowd seems kinda quiet.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Nice sell there Kane....

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

aesop jones posted:

Today I've run a half marathon, watched two lesbians have a fistfight at the bus stop, and now I'm watching wrestling and eating cookie dough.

This is it. This is life.

I'm doing my first 5k next month and even though it's not like a serious athletic competition or anything (it's a benefit for human trafficking victims) I'm worried I'll totally gas out and look like Batista by like the halfway point :(

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
ahhaah the flimsy table cover

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Meat Recital posted:

I dont remember wrestling ever being good.

Vader was good. Foley, Guerrero, Edge, Bryan were all good. But now, no more good. Cena took it away.

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

aesop jones posted:

Today I've run a half marathon, watched two lesbians have a fistfight at the bus stop, and now I'm watching wrestling and eating cookie dough.

This is it. This is life.

nice! what was your time?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Haha he sells the veneer shot

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Hahah, wrong top Bryan.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

sigmachiev posted:

I mean... it's a Kane match in 2014. There's only so much anyone can get into it.

The fact that people still give a poo poo, any poo poo, about this should be testament enough to Bryan's ability.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
ahahaha is this poo poo gonna blow up?

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



gently caress you, announce tables!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Sell that cardboard!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

THWOP
AHHHGH

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
You see what happens all you dumb-assess you cry and complain that Bryan won't be the mainevent and you get your wish this goes on last instead of the SHIELD going over evolution I hope your happy you babies.

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

Codependent Poster posted:

Sell that cardboard!

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

projecthalaxy posted:

Vader was good. Foley, Guerrero, Edge, Bryan were all good. But now, no more good. Cena took it away.

Wrestling has always been bad

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Hahahahah at Kane selling the floppy bit of poster board there

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Ahahahahaha Ricardo trying to get Kane to use the other announce table.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

lol floppy logo spot.

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!
Kane really selling that posterboard

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
¡SENORITA TABLE!

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
Wrestling is so super good right now. Cena can not ruin everything that rules.

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Steph switched out the table top!

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

BAH GAWD a papercut from hell!!

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

spidoman posted:

Nice sell there Kane....

Hey! That table cover is laminated! LAMINATED!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

DONT BREAK THE IPAD

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
and take this loving plastic you dumbass

SoggyBobcat
Oct 2, 2013

Was that a golf clap I heard after the DDT?

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Kane is so freaking lame.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Tornado DDT: best DDT

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
I just can't get behind this matchup. the size/strength disparity is really obvious,

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

spidoman posted:

lol floppy logo spot.

Not since the bag of popcorn to the head!

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Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

goddamn it why didnt I pick the steps

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