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AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

Camel Pimp posted:

You know, I understand that sometimes (for whatever reason) you're really hungry and you just need to eat and you don't care if it actually tastes good - but why photograph it?

I've eaten many a hot dog on white bread. Never once had the urge to photograph my poor dining choices.

Also, I at least cooked them.

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J. Alfred Prufrock
Sep 9, 2008

Camel Pimp posted:

You know, I understand that sometimes (for whatever reason) you're really hungry and you just need to eat and you don't care if it actually tastes good - but why photograph it?

A desperate bid for help, perhaps?

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
That hotdog picture is like ruralpoverty.jpg and makes me kinda sad.

ScreamingNinja
Oct 2, 2004
An Awesome Dude
They may be turkey or chicken dogs. My mom used to buy those when we were younger and even when cooked they stayed pink like that.

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!

Desperado Bones posted:

...I don't have a clue what to say about this:



From Facebook, it's going to be a friend's dinner.

is that french toast or just gobs of mustard?

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Shuffle posted:

is that french toast or just gobs of mustard?

French toast implies that they were prepared for something, what do you think?

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


ScreamingNinja posted:

They may be turkey or chicken dogs. My mom used to buy those when we were younger and even when cooked they stayed pink like that.

So innocent and naive~ :allears:

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
"Pizza and bacon on a biscuit"




and a bonus :wtf:

Tiamat
Jul 25, 2008

yer a wizard, harry

cyberia posted:

and a bonus :wtf:



spicy cheetos topped with ranch, eaten with...a fork?

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
That's just stupid. Everyone knows you use chopsticks to eat cheetos.

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

Tendales posted:

That's just stupid. Everyone knows you use chopsticks to eat cheetos.

Not after you jizz on them, though.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012

DStecks posted:

Not after you jizz on them, though.

What, you want to get that on your hands?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
what scares me the most is the plastic dinnerware. what kind of people can't wash a circle of surface and a fork?

Geektox
Aug 1, 2012

Good people don't rip other people's arms off.

amityville anus posted:

what scares me the most is the plastic dinnerware. what kind of people can't wash a circle of surface and a fork?

The kind that actually keeps plastic dinnerware from McDonald's. :wtf:

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Or you can be the sort who washes plastic dinnerware to reuse at a later date. (I'm sadly guilty of that more often than not.)



I don't even know where I'm supposed to begin with this thing.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

S-Alpha posted:

Or you can be the sort who washes plastic dinnerware to reuse at a later date. (I'm sadly guilty of that more often than not.)



I don't even know where I'm supposed to begin with this thing.

A spoon would be a good start :yum:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

S-Alpha posted:

Or you can be the sort who washes plastic dinnerware to reuse at a later date. (I'm sadly guilty of that more often than not.)



I don't even know where I'm supposed to begin with this thing.

Pepto with oranges and fishsticks?!

Carlton Banks Teller
Nov 18, 2004


S-Alpha posted:

Or you can be the sort who washes plastic dinnerware to reuse at a later date. (I'm sadly guilty of that more often than not.)



I don't even know where I'm supposed to begin with this thing.

I was all set to agree with your thriftiness because I also wash out poo poo to use for once-off shitmeals, but you loving lost me with pink diarrhea.

Like, I think this is an unset midwestern pink creamy-jello salad with marshmallow, right? But then there's the taquito at 10 o'clock just loving it all to poo poo.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Carlton Banks Teller posted:

I was all set to agree with your thriftiness because I also wash out poo poo to use for once-off shitmeals, but you loving lost me with pink diarrhea.

Like, I think this is an unset midwestern pink creamy-jello salad with marshmallow, right? But then there's the taquito at 10 o'clock just loving it all to poo poo.

Pretty sure that's actually an oden, which is amazingly actually worse.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Carlton Banks Teller posted:

Like, I think this is an unset midwestern pink creamy-jello salad with marshmallow, right? But then there's the taquito at 10 o'clock just loving it all to poo poo.

I have less than zero idea of what it is. All I could find about it is this tweet, and I can't read a lick of Japanese.

Fizbin
Nov 1, 2004
Zoom!
Google found this(translated):
skin fish minced and steamed, marshmallows, gummy candy, gum, Koboten, Tongariro corn, rice crackers, mandarin orange, tangerine, strawberry flavor of fresh cream, hot water, sesame much! Coke, I wonder is the pepper? wwwwwwww


edit: The title of the picture is "Girl society darkness pot Panamax! ! ! ! "

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

S-Alpha posted:

I have less than zero idea of what it is. All I could find about it is this tweet, and I can't read a lick of Japanese.

Oh, it's yaminabe. It's basically a joke food you make where a buncha people all bring one ingredient each, you light up a pot in the dark and add all the ingredients in and cook it and eat it without ever seeing what it is (because everyone would probably refuse to eat it if they saw it).

e: According to the tweet the ingredients in that one are hanpen, marshmellows, gummy candy, gum, fish cakes, corn chips, senbei, tangerines, tangerine peels, strawberry-flavored cream, hot water, sesame sauce, coca cola, and black pepper.

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I bet the guys who brought the hot water and tangerine peels thought they were hilarious.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



I'm pretty sure that nobody brought either, someone just brought whole tangerines and looking it up, apparently when making that dish, you add hot water to it to make the ingredients meld better when cooking.

It still looks like a pink hell though.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I just ate basashi, better known as raw horse meat. It did not change my life.

I'd never eaten raw meat before, so I can't compare it to anything. It was served with sweet soy sauce, ginger, and a mild green onion which I think is called asatsuki (sp?. It was fine. Not much taste, aside from the sauce. I found the cooked horse far tastier.

I posted this because I was a vegetarian for 20 years and gave it up less than a year ago. Been rereading the thread and saw stuff that made me sick the first time around...some of which I'd like to try now. Food is weird!

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

bringmyfishback posted:

I just ate basashi, better known as raw horse meat. It did not change my life.

I'd never eaten raw meat before, so I can't compare it to anything. It was served with sweet soy sauce, ginger, and a mild green onion which I think is called asatsuki (sp?. It was fine. Not much taste, aside from the sauce. I found the cooked horse far tastier.

I posted this because I was a vegetarian for 20 years and gave it up less than a year ago. Been rereading the thread and saw stuff that made me sick the first time around...some of which I'd like to try now. Food is weird!

To say that raw meat is an acquired taste would be to put it lightly. :v:

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

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Nap Ghost
A friend of mine did a wrestling tour through glorious nippon and ate at a restaurant that had chicken sashimi on the menu. He did not partake.

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

AnonSpore posted:

Oh, it's yaminabe. It's basically a joke food you make where a buncha people all bring one ingredient each, you light up a pot in the dark and add all the ingredients in and cook it and eat it without ever seeing what it is (because everyone would probably refuse to eat it if they saw it).

e: According to the tweet the ingredients in that one are hanpen, marshmellows, gummy candy, gum, fish cakes, corn chips, senbei, tangerines, tangerine peels, strawberry-flavored cream, hot water, sesame sauce, coca cola, and black pepper.

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > The Anti-Food Porn thread: It's basically a joke food

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~

Dillbag posted:

A friend of mine did a wrestling tour through glorious nippon and ate at a restaurant that had chicken sashimi on the menu. He did not partake.

I ate really undercooked chicken once when I was drunk and it was really loving good. I didn't get sick but I wouldn't risk it again.

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord
I ate partially undercooked chicken when really drunk once and regretted it immensely for the next 24 hours. I vaguely recall going "this chicken wing is kinda pink in the middle.. eh, whatever."

Worst part is that it was from a pack of frozen wings that were supposed to be cooked already, just thaw and gnaw.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I know that because of the long-established place raw eggs have in Japanese cuisine, they've invested in the science and mechanisms to ensure those eggs are salmonella-free. l don't know if that means the same can be said about their chickens; I just know that chicken sashimi shows up on the occasional sushi menu, and that every Westerner who sees it (myself included) has an immediate, visceral reaction of NOPE. And it's a lot harder to overcome than, say, the squeamishness you might feel when encountering raw fish or horsemeat. It goes beyond "strange and maybe kind of gross" into some kind of evolutionary "not if you want to live" thing--more so than for, say, puffer fish, because that's still an exotic delicacy, not the ubiquitous staple chicken's become.

That said, I don't know any Japanese who eat raw chicken, either. Cooking shows, recipes, and the like still emphasize making sure that poo poo is cooked through.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
Raw chicken dishes are common in Izakaya-type restaurants. It's delicious and really not a big deal.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Hirayuki posted:

I know that because of the long-established place raw eggs have in Japanese cuisine, they've invested in the science and mechanisms to ensure those eggs are salmonella-free. l don't know if that means the same can be said about their chickens; I just know that chicken sashimi shows up on the occasional sushi menu, and that every Westerner who sees it (myself included) has an immediate, visceral reaction of NOPE. And it's a lot harder to overcome than, say, the squeamishness you might feel when encountering raw fish or horsemeat. It goes beyond "strange and maybe kind of gross" into some kind of evolutionary "not if you want to live" thing--more so than for, say, puffer fish, because that's still an exotic delicacy, not the ubiquitous staple chicken's become.

That said, I don't know any Japanese who eat raw chicken, either. Cooking shows, recipes, and the like still emphasize making sure that poo poo is cooked through.

I would eat the poo poo out of raw chicken if it was served at a reputable restaurant, much like I would eat the poo poo out of any other raw meat. There are places in Japan that serve pork sashimi as well, and lemme tell you that stuff is heavenly.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Does anyone eat hair? I dont mean people with disorders like pica or such. Are their hair recipes, cultures that traditionally eat hair?

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Rapman the Cook posted:

Does anyone eat hair? I dont mean people with disorders like pica or such. Are their hair recipes, cultures that traditionally eat hair?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichophagia, why did you make me look that up? :gonk:

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champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


AnonSpore posted:

I would eat the poo poo out of raw chicken if it was served at a reputable restaurant, much like I would eat the poo poo out of any other raw meat. There are places in Japan that serve pork sashimi as well, and lemme tell you that stuff is heavenly.

Chicken Sushi as a product was in development by a Danish company up until the point where they figured out that no one wants to eat 'raw' chicken.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Hirayuki posted:

I know that because of the long-established place raw eggs have in Japanese cuisine, they've invested in the science and mechanisms to ensure those eggs are salmonella-free. l don't know if that means the same can be said about their chickens; I just know that chicken sashimi shows up on the occasional sushi menu, and that every Westerner who sees it (myself included) has an immediate, visceral reaction of NOPE. And it's a lot harder to overcome than, say, the squeamishness you might feel when encountering raw fish or horsemeat. It goes beyond "strange and maybe kind of gross" into some kind of evolutionary "not if you want to live" thing--more so than for, say, puffer fish, because that's still an exotic delicacy, not the ubiquitous staple chicken's become.

That said, I don't know any Japanese who eat raw chicken, either. Cooking shows, recipes, and the like still emphasize making sure that poo poo is cooked through.

I just can't imagine that raw chicken would be very tasty. Just cutting a piece of raw chicken with a kitchen knife goobs me out, I don't find the idea of chewing on it appealing.

Speaking of unpopular foods and Japan, I snarfed a couple of natto temaki yesterday and that was pretty much glorious. The seaweed helps scrape the slime off the inside of your mouth!

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
I've tried Japanese (?) dried seaweed "candy" and it basically tasted like concentrated salt, gross as gently caress.

Speaking of gross as gently caress, raw or undercooked meat. And seafood/fish in general

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Farecoal posted:

Speaking of gross awesome as gently caress, raw or undercooked meat. And seafood/fish in general

ftfy


I can't explain why but if I can choose between a good preparation of fresh raw meat/seafood and a cooked one, I will always pick the first. Nothing tops a good scallop tartare with raw foie gras shavings, carpaccios, sashimis, or ceviches.

But I also find veal liver, kidneys or pig feet delicious so maybe I don't really represent popular tastes...

Lately I tried low temp salmon slowly cooked in marinade oil (60°C). It has the look of raw salmon and the consistency of heaven.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I can't explain why but if I can choose between a good preparation of fresh raw meat/seafood and a cooked one, I will always pick the first.

You're pragnent or have worms in the brain hope this helps.

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