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USMC503 posted:Pilot chat is explicitly banned. I want to decapitate my old CO. he was an f-16 pilot. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:I want to decapitate my old CO. he was an f-16 pilot. For now, you get e - decapitated. 
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May 5, 2014 12:32
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:A long time ago I was told we could talk about whatever we wanted in our lounge thread. I guess we can only talk about murdering officers. Murdering military officers or police officers? Because both if them probably need a good murdering.
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May 5, 2014 14:14
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Thump! posted:Murdering military officers or police officers? Because both if them probably need a good murdering. Both, obviously.
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May 5, 2014 14:46
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murder everyone
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May 5, 2014 15:52
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:murder everyone and then murder yourself.
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May 5, 2014 15:57
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:A long time ago I was told we could talk about whatever we wanted in our lounge thread. I guess we can only talk about murdering officers. Not since GD American went away.
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May 5, 2014 16:08
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The wisest, most inspiring and profound thing in the USMC thread to me has always been this: Kill everything and then kill yourselves Wish I could say I came up with it
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May 5, 2014 16:52
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:A long time ago I was told we could talk about whatever we wanted in our lounge thread. I guess we can only talk about murdering officers. It was a joke probie for telling a blue squares story.
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May 5, 2014 16:56
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Full Battle Rattle posted:The wisest, most inspiring and profound thing in the USMC thread to me has always been this: Kill everything and then kill yourselves I'm happy to learn that quote has had such a deep impact in your life.
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May 5, 2014 16:56
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Whip Slagcheek posted:It was a joke probie for telling a blue squares story. What's a blue square?
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May 5, 2014 16:57
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:I want to decapitate my old CO. he was an f-16 pilot. Yeah, what is it about F-16 pilots? Every single one I've dealt with has been just the poster child for planned parenthood. They never stop whining except to tell everyone how loving amazing they are
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May 5, 2014 16:57
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:What's a blue square? An Air Force guy that would tell stories about his totally hot roommate and all of the crazy sex he had as an unemployed English major. - Anyway I'm out of here, back to making fun of pilots or whatever you guys do.
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May 5, 2014 16:58
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Booblord Zagats posted:Yeah, what is it about F-16 pilots? Every single one I've dealt with has been just the poster child for planned parenthood. They never stop whining except to tell everyone how loving amazing they are I loving hate pilots. I hate officers. I want to kill everything.
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May 5, 2014 17:12
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:I loving hate pilots. I hate officers. I want to kill everything. Eh, I had very few problems with 53 and 46 pilots, the Cobra guys I knew were professional, Harrier guys are 50/50, either cool guys who just want to fly planes and leave you alone or assholes who think they're Mega super death Marine 9000. Marine Hornet guys were just frat boys with flat tops, Navy Hornet pilots were just little league dads and fantasy football players. All the F-15 guys I dealt with were California ANG so just Commercial pilots who wanted to spend some time flying something that wasn't an airborne Bus and the Strike Eagle guys were legit cool. C-130 guys were almost always quiet guys who just wanted to get hired by an airline soon. But F-16 pilots were always loving assholes. And their chick pilots were always on the prowl to get offended at every little thing anyone else said or did and try to one up everyone they entered even the smallest conversation with. It just seemed like such a toxic community from the glimpses I would see from time to time
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May 5, 2014 17:23
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Booblord Zagats posted:toxic FYI, this word is extremely gay in this context.
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May 5, 2014 17:29
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Whip Slagcheek posted:An Air Force guy that would tell stories about his totally hot roommate and all of the crazy sex he had as an unemployed English major. p sure he was navy. Not that that behavior would be out of the question for a member of our fine United States Air Force. Booblord Zagats posted:Eh, I had very few problems with 53 and 46 pilots, the Cobra guys I knew were professional, Harrier guys are 50/50, either cool guys who just want to fly planes and leave you alone or assholes who think they're Mega super death Marine 9000. Marine Hornet guys were just frat boys with flat tops, Navy Hornet pilots were just little league dads and fantasy football players. All the F-15 guys I dealt with were California ANG so just Commercial pilots who wanted to spend some time flying something that wasn't an airborne Bus and the Strike Eagle guys were legit cool. C-130 guys were almost always quiet guys who just wanted to get hired by an airline soon. The light grey F-15 guys you dealt with were all ANG, so they were automatically chill by virtue of being Guard. F-15C dudes on AD? Take your F-16 poo poo and crank it up to 10. F-22s? Crank it up to 100.
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May 5, 2014 17:30
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:FYI, this word is extremely gay in this context. I was AirWing, I'm gay in almost every context anyhow
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May 5, 2014 17:48
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iyaayas01 posted:
They would've been rape stories.
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May 5, 2014 18:00
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This osprey comes in to deliver this package and since the lz is outside our little base we send a squad out as security. They land, shove this box out then take off. When the dust clears that loving box is gone, and there is this old afghan man just pointing in a direction. Fucker got launched by the rotor wash. What was in it? Snacks for EOD, a huge box full of protein milk, doritos and whatever else they wanted it and it was now littered all over the canal this bitch got launched into.
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May 5, 2014 19:47
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All the Marine Helo dudes I've met were chill as gently caress. gently caress fighter pilots though. Especially gently caress those Blue Angel motherfuckers
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May 5, 2014 20:27
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Reverand maynard posted:This osprey comes in to deliver this package and since the lz is outside our little base we send a squad out as security. They land, shove this box out then take off. When the dust clears that loving box is gone, and there is this old afghan man just pointing in a direction. Fucker got launched by the rotor wash. What was in it? Snacks for EOD, a huge box full of protein milk, doritos and whatever else they wanted it and it was now littered all over the canal this bitch got launched into. Yeah rotor wash is no joke. I've been knocked flat on my face from a CASEVAC aircraft coming in too low. I thought one of my buddies was throwing me down or something but it was just the wind from the rotors.
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May 5, 2014 20:36
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So I'm at the bus stop today, ear buds in, full volume, no eye contact, the usual.. and this guy with a camo bandana and surplus jacket (aka a bum  ) walks up and is talking to me. I can't hear him, but he's definitely inside my personal space. I pull out an earbud and he's still talking.. "blahblahblah I WAS A MARINE! blahblahblah bus stop benches blah blah blah"I'm not wearing anything that says USMC on it. I shaved this morning, but other than that I look like a regular disheveled college student. The guy is holding a drawing out for me to look at. "Check this out man, it's Drew Cary with a mossberg! This kid over there drew it in like 5 minutes, isn't that wild?! I know a guy who does tattooos HUR HUR HUR blahblahblah" I say, "Drew is looking pretty fit there, must be from his Marine days" "Drew Carey was a Marine? I didn't know that."  "So in the Marines- what unit were you with?" "What MOS?""No, what unit, where were you stationed?" "Oh, Iraq, Afghanistan..""But what unit were you with?" "Fleet Maintenance""Fleet Maintenance? With the wing? What wing?" "82nd""82nd is army" "Artillery-whatwaitWho are you, man?""I'M A MARINE" "Well semper fi!"That's right. I stopped an in-progress robbery of all-y'all's valor. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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May 5, 2014 20:43
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:murder all nobles
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May 5, 2014 22:05
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Hekk posted:Yeah rotor wash is no joke. I've been knocked flat on my face from a CASEVAC aircraft coming in too low. I thought one of my buddies was throwing me down or something but it was just the wind from the rotors. Whenever Southern California was burning down on a daily basis (wanna say 03ish) one of our pilots kept saying if the fires spread to near the base that he'd want to see if the prop wash from a CH-53 could be used to push the flames away. In retrospect, itt was nice that they let a Make-A-Wish kid get through OCS and flight school
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May 5, 2014 23:36
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Hekk posted:Yeah rotor wash is no joke. I've been knocked flat on my face from a CASEVAC aircraft coming in too low. I thought one of my buddies was throwing me down or something but it was just the wind from the rotors. Figure an Osprey can take off at something like 50k lbs weight and has about 240 square feet of rotor swept area = at least 210 lbs / square foot of downforce. Obviously that doesn't translate straight to that force applied to the ground, but you still don't want to be standing under it. A UH-60 is about 140lbs/ft2 by the same math.
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May 5, 2014 23:46
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yeah v-22 downwash is ridiculous. http://youtu.be/eE7x4SZPGHI?t=1m53s i guess using two linemen is standard practice so one doesn't get blown the gently caress around? we did a class a case study on it in class one day, no poo poo one of them was a v-22 landed in tall grass, set it on fire, and then burned from the brush fire underneath it.
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May 6, 2014 00:11
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I used to do do externals with those all the time. It's actually pretty funny kneeling down behind someone as the osprey lifts up a load and watching the downwash roll them all the way out of the LZ.
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May 7, 2014 00:10
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Bob A Feet posted:yeah v-22 downwash is ridiculous. Bob A Feet posted:a v-22 landed in tall grass, set it on fire, and then burned from the brush fire underneath it.
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May 7, 2014 18:23
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Fast roping out of them blows (no pun intended)
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May 7, 2014 21:04
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Christoff posted:Fast roping out of them blows (no pun intended) Someone got a rifle jammed up his rear end. Muzzle down next time devil doc.
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May 7, 2014 22:53
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http://imgur.com/a/xW3Up
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May 8, 2014 13:32
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THE NATION'S MOST DIFFICULT MILITARY TRAINING
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May 8, 2014 14:31
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loving kill yourself
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May 8, 2014 14:40
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LIMA OSCAR LIMA (if u dont get this ask yr gf's marine bf)
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May 8, 2014 14:44
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Can i talk about how much civilians are terrible at their jobs in this thread or do I have to go to the vet thread
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May 9, 2014 04:06
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Deicide posted:Can i talk about how much civilians are terrible at their jobs in this thread or do I have to go to the vet thread This thread is pretty much free from guidelines
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May 9, 2014 04:49
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Deicide posted:Can i talk about how much civilians are terrible at their jobs in this thread or do I have to go to the vet thread instead of crying about them here to some random dudes who dont give a gently caress, why dont you kill the people who hurt your feelings then kill yourself?
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May 9, 2014 04:53
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Deicide posted:Can i talk about how much civilians are terrible at their jobs in this thread or do I have to go to the vet thread Complain about dumb bullshit that no one cares about somewhere else.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:instead of crying about them here to some random dudes who dont give a gently caress, why dont you kill the people who hurt your feelings post pictures on here and then kill yourself?
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