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Mr. Maltose posted:It's not so much terrible as it is the world's dullest most boilerplate chili. Like, that is the baseline chili that all real chilis spring from via addition or subtraction. The chili my mom would make when I was a kid was fried hamburger, two-three cans of chili beans, and a can of tomato juice. You want to talk to about dull, there you go.
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Eckertmania posted:The chili my mom would make when I was a kid was fried hamburger, two-three cans of chili beans, and a can of tomato juice. You want to talk to about dull, there you go. Being the son of a plumber don't buy you five star dinin', daddy 
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At least you got tomatoes. Have a friend who mixes "chilli beans" with ground beef and calls it good.
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Pneumatic Wizard posted:
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smashpro1 posted:I like how he wore a mask over his other mask. Well, of course he did. He's Red Batman.  From some Waid/Samnee issue from the last Daredevil volume, via that Funny Comic Moments tumblr.
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Ignite Memories posted:Ughhh I can't get over how they only did one drawing of reed. Buffering...
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Ignite Memories posted:Ughhh I can't get over how they only did one drawing of reed. "ohhh snap" says the man in the green jacket, hissing through clenched teeth as he stares straight forward. Elysiume fucked around with this message at 01:30 on May 4, 2014 |
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Stature is the only one that changes in those panels, and I don't hold it against them.
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Lurdiak posted:And the writing is awful, too. Maybe Pym but that's classic rear end in a top hat Reed Richards.
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Hank you're gonna hurt your eyes if you keep your nose pressed against the giant TV showing Reed's face.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Maybe Pym but that's classic rear end in a top hat Reed Richards. What's the line, something like "I'd have done it myself but I don't have the two weeks to bring my knowledge of biology to your level"?
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Pilchenstein posted:Deadpool 26, Hitler travels forward in time to kill Nick Fury. While they are good breaks inbetween the regular issues they are by no means "miles better" than the rest of the series. The whole thing is just that good.
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goatface posted:What's the line, something like "I'd have done it myself but I don't have the two weeks to bring my knowledge of biology to your level"?  Don't know the issue.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:If you didn't get yesterday's prologue to Future's End at FCBD, the entire thing is a funny panel which can be summed up quite simply: Somebody repost Smoker-Bot 5000 John Constantine.
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Harper kicked out of chili cook-off after arriving wearing a shirt reading "ROY'S CHILI: IT'S DOPE" Actually, according to the Archer, the secret is to add mushrooms.  Hal then proceeds to SEE SOME poo poo and loses control over his ring. Finally, we learn:  Flash #226 backup, you can read the whole thing here: http://diversionsofthegroovykind.blogspot.com/2010/06/admiring-adams-powerless-power-ring.html
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Ollie Queen's secret to "wilderness" chili is to add the shittiest, stunted-est canned mushrooms possible. You're not allowed to make chili any more, Queen.
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To be fair, Ollie probably meant wild, foraged mushrooms that you know aren't poisonous thanks to years living on a person less hellhole island. Hal, being dumber than a guacamole, grabbed a dented can out of the clearance aisle.
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JacquelineDempsey posted:
Wait, "a la Lantern"? Am I reading that wrong or did Hal just take credit for Ollie's lovely chili? Oh, never change Hal. Also, wow at that woman's face.
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AnonSpore posted:Gorgeousest has entered my personal dictionary. I was always amused by "causes WEIRDS to happen to people." And TwoPair, I never noticed that "a la Lantern" bit. A la Lantern: "The secret ingredient is botulism!"
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Mr. Maltose posted:To be fair, Ollie probably meant wild, foraged mushrooms that you know aren't poisonous thanks to years living on a person less hellhole island. Hal, being dumber than a guacamole, grabbed a dented can out of the clearance aisle. Has that island origin thing always been part of Green Arrow's history, or are people just pushing it because of the live action show I can't be bothered to watch?
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Yes, it's always been his thing.
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Lurdiak posted:Has that island origin thing always been part of Green Arrow's history, or are people just pushing it because of the live action show I can't be bothered to watch?
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Lurdiak posted:Has that island origin thing always been part of Green Arrow's history, or are people just pushing it because of the live action show I can't be bothered to watch? You're missing out. Its really quite good.
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Lurdiak posted:Has that island origin thing always been part of Green Arrow's history, or are people just pushing it because of the live action show I can't be bothered to watch? Originally he was just Batman with arrows. The island origin is old as balls but I don't think it was part of the original story.
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New Leaf posted:You're missing out. Its really quite good. Give it three episodes. I didn't like the first episode and totally wrote it off. But I went back to Netflix to watch it and now I'm hooked. It is not afraid to be a superhero show.
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TwoPair posted:Wait, "a la Lantern"? Am I reading that wrong or did Hal just take credit for Ollie's lovely chili? Oh, never change Hal. Maybe Ollie knew that Hal would take the credit and deliberately created weak-rear end chilli to make him look like a dick.
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