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Comically incompetent in every way, this is the most accurate depiction of the CIA in TV history.
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Shooting Jack Bauer does not make him dead. It only makes him angry.
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May 6, 2014 02:50
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NoMoneyDown posted:Clearly there are still people that do not do this, and then evil loving runs away 24 really is back.
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May 6, 2014 02:50
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I miss this feeling every week 
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May 6, 2014 02:50
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Is there a reason why a bunch of apes lead by a smart ape on horseback wielding caveman weapons is able to decimate the armed forces with machine guns, jets, bombs and nukes? Seems like craziness to me.
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May 6, 2014 02:51
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Comically incompetent in every way, this is the most accurate depiction of the CIA in TV history. I want to mail this post a dollar. Jimbot posted:Is there a reason why a bunch of apes lead by a smart ape on horseback wielding caveman weapons is able to decimate the armed forces with machine guns, jets, bombs and nukes? Seems like craziness to me. A loving virus or something wiped out civilization at the end of the first movie or something, I dunno, it's stupid.
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May 6, 2014 02:51
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They have to give superlatives to the contestants on American Idol now? 
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May 6, 2014 02:51
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RIP Nick
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May 6, 2014 02:51
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Has Jack ever been REALLY wrong about something major? Like ever? loving LISTEN TO HIM, IDIOTS!
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May 6, 2014 02:51
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Comically incompetent in every way, this is the most accurate depiction of the CIA in TV history. Of course everyone in the CIA's super awesome special activities group is a loving terrible shot
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Jimbot posted:Is there a reason why a bunch of apes lead by a smart ape on horseback wielding caveman weapons is able to decimate the armed forces with machine guns, jets, bombs and nukes? Seems like craziness to me. You should, uh, go rewatch the end of the first one. It's kinda ALL explained.
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May 6, 2014 02:52
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Jimbot posted:Is there a reason why a bunch of apes lead by a smart ape on horseback wielding caveman weapons is able to decimate the armed forces with machine guns, jets, bombs and nukes? Seems like craziness to me. Monkey Jack Bauer.
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May 6, 2014 02:52
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Retail Slave posted:Has Jack ever been REALLY wrong about something major? Like ever? loving LISTEN TO HIM, IDIOTS! He was wrong about Chloe not being his friend.
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May 6, 2014 02:52
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Man HBO is advertising the gently caress out of this show.
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May 6, 2014 02:52
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Jimbot posted:Is there a reason why a bunch of apes lead by a smart ape on horseback wielding caveman weapons is able to decimate the armed forces with machine guns, jets, bombs and nukes? Seems like craziness to me. They're stronger than us and don't need electricity, man! We're doomed!
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May 6, 2014 02:52
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Retail Slave posted:Has Jack ever been REALLY wrong about something major? Like ever? loving LISTEN TO HIM, IDIOTS! If President David Palmer's administration lasted a bit longer he would have signed the "JUST LISTEN TO JACK BAUER, JESUS CHRIST IDIOTS!" amendment to the constitution.
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May 6, 2014 02:52
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Jimbot posted:Is there a reason why a bunch of apes lead by a smart ape on horseback wielding caveman weapons is able to decimate the armed forces with machine guns, jets, bombs and nukes? Seems like craziness to me.
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May 6, 2014 02:52
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Jack sure scored a lot of derps in the drug den.Jimbot posted:Is there a reason why a bunch of apes lead by a smart ape on horseback wielding caveman weapons is able to decimate the armed forces with machine guns, jets, bombs and nukes? Seems like craziness to me. Most of humanity was killed by the same virus that made the apes smart. Not many humans left with high-level combat skills.
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May 6, 2014 02:53
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Beeftweeter posted:Of course everyone in the CIA's super awesome special activities group is a loving terrible shot Because they're warning shots, you see 
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May 6, 2014 02:53
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"Dammit" 
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May 6, 2014 02:53
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The Dark Id posted:If President David Palmer's administration lasted a bit longer he would have signed the "JUST LISTEN TO JACK BAUER, JESUS CHRIST IDIOTS!" amendment to the constitution. I think this show would be better for it. What if Palmer had just been able to make Jack the Secretary of Deez Nuts and given him complete control over all intelligence agencies?
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May 6, 2014 02:53
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VJeff posted:
Never saw it, but that does explain things, I guess. I didn't know a virus killed people. The only Apes movie I've seen was the original and that's it, for the record. Edit: "That was a mistake." Hahaha
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May 6, 2014 02:53
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Also lol at the CIA trying to be super sneaky with loving flashlights
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May 6, 2014 02:54
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Now smash her head so she forgets everything you said.
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May 6, 2014 02:54
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Nice Volvo, Chloe.
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May 6, 2014 02:54
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That. Was a mistake. I love Jack Bauer.
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May 6, 2014 02:54
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uh actually you've got a WOMAN down. sexist dick.
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May 6, 2014 02:55
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Ohhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiit!
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May 6, 2014 02:55
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VJeff posted:uh actually you've got a WOMAN down. sexist dick. die cis scum
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May 6, 2014 02:55
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Chloe stole David Letterman's souped up Volvo station wagon
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May 6, 2014 02:55
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Jack was so proud at Chloe's car stealing. 
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May 6, 2014 02:55
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Here, just plug this flash drive into your computer. No harm could come of that.
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May 6, 2014 02:55
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May 6, 2014 02:55
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Loll love 24 tech
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May 6, 2014 02:55
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ahahaha this show is so loving dumb
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May 6, 2014 02:56
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IT'S HEARTBLEED!
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May 6, 2014 02:56
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drat IT! 
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May 6, 2014 02:56
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drat it! drat it! Son of a bitch!
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May 6, 2014 02:56
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DAMMIT! 
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take your pills president dad
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