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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


It's a computer monitor, O Ghost. I realize you're pretty old at this point, but get with the times. Geez.

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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County

Aw, FedEx hot-air balloons are such a cute idea.


Wield jaundice to your televisual advantage!

Calvin And Hobbes




Ripley's

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Darthemed posted:

Bloom County

Aw, FedEx hot-air balloons are such a cute idea.


Wield jaundice to your televisual advantage!

Heads up, this is parodying the Iran-Contra hearings.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Doesn't every priest do poo poo like that? Trying way too hard to appeal to the youth is a time honored tradition amongst church leaders.

Arlo and Janis


Wee Pals


Andertoons


Four Eyes


Lost Side of Suburbia



Zachary Nixon Johnson


Oh, Brother

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


Wanamingo posted:

Oh, Brother


Hope you're ready to make your own, then, because the last factory shutdown with the Apocalypse. :colbert:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus features one of its famous cats.



Mary Worth



"How about you go gently caress yourself?"

Rex Morgan MD

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

How loving tall are these girls?

Brevity


Try Etsy.

Mister Kingdom fucked around with this message at 23:57 on May 7, 2014

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless



:confused:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Hahahah this is awesome.

I miss you, Morrie :smith:

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

I missed some days!

Mark Trail


Already posted, but look at that body...


Office Hours



Buz Sawyer



drat, that's a fine Stratocruiser.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Wait. Holy poo poo.

Mark Trail is not yelling his thoughts out loud? :monocle:

CaptainCaveman
Apr 16, 2005

Always searching for North.

Phil and his uncle appear to be just a little over four feet tall.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

Zereth posted:

Wait. Holy poo poo.

Mark Trail is not yelling his thoughts out loud? :monocle:

This is a strange, frightening new world we live in, this age of Jam Esallen. Red is blue, familiar wildlife is traced with bold new lines -- the stories -- they are unheard, not the tales we have been told and retold since time immemorial. Here we see a man hunched with purpose, his jaw set, his eyebrows jutting into the open gradient sky behind him, and yet this man is somehow the very same Mark Trail he has always been. Gone are the villainous beards of the past, but in their place, eyebrows. Thick and black, coursing with purpose and concern. We live, my friends, in an age beyond history, where our crosshatched lumps vaguely define muscles, and we look up to the sky with determination, ready to move on with our lives. Ready to head to the southwest.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Oh my God, yes. :allears: Casualty!

SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011

Code Jockey posted:

Hahahah this is awesome.

I miss you, Morrie :smith:

Welp I just found out that Morrie died a few months ago. :smithicide:

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
Well, this is a thing that exists... The Kevin & Kell RPG :stare:

...WHY?!?

http://www.amazon.com/Kevin-Kell-Roleplaying-Game-Jamie/dp/0976996006

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Simian_Prime posted:

Well, this is a thing that exists... The Kevin & Kell RPG :stare:

...WHY?!?

http://www.amazon.com/Kevin-Kell-Roleplaying-Game-Jamie/dp/0976996006

Misread that as "Keenan & Kel RPG"

Nomad175
Oct 14, 2012

By not beating me, he has beaten me.

Cialis Railman posted:

Misread that as "Keenan & Kel RPG"

As did I. I can still dream. :sigh:

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Pay no attention to the expiry dates, many of these were stale right out of the package.

Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker


Great, now she has to deal with assassins and an angry drunk.

9 Chickweed Lane

Amos must be using the taste of feet and bunions as a warm-up to the horror show that is Edda's mouth.



Pibgorn
http://i.xomf.com/kngcm.jpg
Nothing livens up a speech more than a quick game of grab rear end.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Simian_Prime posted:

Well, this is a thing that exists... The Kevin & Kell RPG :stare:

...WHY?!?

http://www.amazon.com/Kevin-Kell-Roleplaying-Game-Jamie/dp/0976996006

Apparently it uses the Action! System as the core of the game. Not really sold on it.

^^^
Jesus, Brooke! Those panel compositions are hideous. I'm just going to assume that all of the Dutch angles mean we should be taking his work to be intended as depicting horrifying, wrong and insane subjects. So I guess it's still Brooke.

Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 04:35 on May 8, 2014

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay

You could sell every single one of these on Etsy.

Also, Romeo looks as flat as a sheet of loving paper in the latest Pibgorn. Good job, Brooke.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Simian_Prime posted:

Well, this is a thing that exists... The Kevin & Kell RPG :stare:

...WHY?!?

http://www.amazon.com/Kevin-Kell-Roleplaying-Game-Jamie/dp/0976996006

That's actually pretty hilariously nerdy.

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Scary Gary



I thought vampires couldn't cross water. :drac:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
Maybe his mother put dirt in his shoes smart guy :colbert:

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Gil

We used to have sprinkler day at our school at the end of the year and it was pretty lame in retrospect but what kid turns down an opportunity to run around wet and half naked during school hours?

Retail

There are approximately 0 people on the sales floor right now. We should cut to that 'cause the wholesale looting going on outside has gotta be 10x more interesting than this.

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

Robots have...family?

Dustin

Are we in bizarro-Dustin and is Ed actually helping out with the cooking or is he just trying to sneak a bite?

On the Fastrack

I know Dethany has a thing for steampunk but the inside of your phone isn't exactly full of clock gears.

Safe Havens

So how many people have you had punch you in the face so far?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

CaptainCaveman posted:

Phil and his uncle appear to be just a little over four feet tall.
Entirely in line with his early appearances. Continuity!

ukonvasara
Aug 16, 2012

a mixture of gravity and waggery

Midnight Moth posted:

Safe Havens

So how many people have you had punch you in the face so far?
Holy loving poo poo, stop saying "Glass device"! This is, like, Batiuk levels of tone-deaf dialogue.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Mark Trail, hubba hubba!


Buz Sawyer, feat. Jack Nance as Henry Spencer as "cigar chomping business guy"

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Midnight Moth posted:

Dustin

Are we in bizarro-Dustin and is Ed actually helping out with the cooking or is he just trying to sneak a bite?

Log Casserole, my favorite.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


Is this what people are talking about when they talk about the 180 degree rule? Because the fact that the perspective flipped around really hosed with me on this one.

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Midnight Moth posted:

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

Robots have...family?

Design heritage. Like how the Alienware X51 running 7 I'm writing this on could claim to be descended from an old Windows 95 machine.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

Everything Counts posted:

Log Casserole, my favorite.

What rolls down stairs
and over in pairs
roll over your neighbor's dog?

What's great for a snack
and fits on your back?
It's LOG
LOG
LOG!!!

It's LOG, it's LOG
It's Big, it's Heavy, it's WOOD
It's LOG, it's LOG
It's Better than Bad - it's GOOD!!!

Everyone wants a LOG
Your gonna love the LOG
C'mon and get your LOG
Everyone needs a LOG LOG LOG LOG

LOG(tm)
from BLAMMO!!! (inc)

(batteries not included)

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



More platitudes, Mary! More!

Rex Morgan MD

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



If you're making Spider-Man porn, how could you possibly not make your main villain the Shocker? He's called the Shocker and he has vibration powers!


Zereth posted:

Wait. Holy poo poo.

Mark Trail is not yelling his thoughts out loud? :monocle:

Though I do appreciate new Mark Trail fighting a bear, the fact that old Mark Trail spoke his every thought out loud all the time was endlessly amusing.


Simian_Prime posted:

Well, this is a thing that exists... The Kevin & Kell RPG :stare:

...WHY?!?

http://www.amazon.com/Kevin-Kell-Roleplaying-Game-Jamie/dp/0976996006

It's a good thing this is out of stock because otherwise I might have to fight the temptation to buy it just to see what it's like.


Drimble Wedge posted:

Scary Gary


I thought vampires couldn't cross water. :drac:

How did you think Dracula got to London, or Maximillian got to Brooklyn?


Andy Capp


Why does Andy wear a suit anyway? Does he even have a job?


Beetle Bailey


:stonk:

Between Friends


Surely he already has a bed? Where's he been sleeping up to this point? A desk and a TV seem like things he would already have too.


Dro-mo


I don't understand this one at all. One guy broke the other guy's pens and ruler for some reason?


Moose and Molly


Sherman's Lagoon


Beige. :what:

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Tiggum posted:

Dro-mo


I don't understand this one at all. One guy broke the other guy's pens and ruler for some reason?

I think it's like a cashiering ceremony except they're nerds.

Momma

Nice try Momma!

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Tiggum posted:

Though I do appreciate new Mark Trail fighting a bear, the fact that old Mark Trail spoke his every thought out loud all the time was endlessly amusing.
Especially amusing when there was somebody else in the strip not doing that, driving home the fact that yes, he was yelling about chasing the some guy to, apparently, the guy he's chasing.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Mr. Squishy posted:

I think it's like a cashiering ceremony except they're nerds.

Yeah, he's been stripped of his weapon and insignia because he's being drummed out of his geek corps.

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