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Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Now for what we all came here to see: hardcore nudity!

TVIV turned into a hard core sex forum so gradually, I never noticed

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CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Mayo and Catsup posted:

TVIV turned into a hard core sex forum so gradually, I never noticed

He's gradually getting away

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Mayo and Catsup posted:

TVIV turned into a hard core sex forum so gradually, I never noticed

If you don't watch the violence hard core sex, you'll never get desensitized to it.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

Shake harder, boy! :argh:

C'mon c'mon girls, shake shake shake! :yosbutt:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

IMJack posted:

C'mon c'mon girls, shake shake shake! :yosbutt:

I said step-pause-pivot-pause-pivot-step-step, not step-pause-pivot-puase-pivot-pause-pause!

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
His rear end is gonna blow!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Writer Cath posted:

I said step-pause-pivot-pause-pivot-step-step, not step-pause-pivot-puase-pivot-pause-pause!

I was going to an ordinary entrechat but I really went for it and pulled off a complete grand jete alla seconde... not that I'm into that sort of thing.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Writer Cath posted:

I said step-pause-pivot-pause-pivot-step-step, not step-pause-pivot-puase-pivot-pause-pause!

I'm sure I don't know, but I did just finish playing Rum-Tum-Tugger in the National Touring Company of Cats, anybody catch it? :gay:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

I'm sure I don't know, but I did just finish playing Rum-Tum-Tugger in the National Touring Company of Cats, anybody catch it? :gay:

I've always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

MondayHotDog posted:

I've always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.

My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Senior Woodchuck posted:

His rear end is gonna blow!

And I think it's ironic that for once Senior Woodchuck's butt prevented the release of toxic gas...

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

MondayHotDog posted:

I've always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.

If I didn't already own a pair of shoes... :smith:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

And I think it's ironic that for once Senior Woodchuck's butt prevented the release of toxic gas...

Oh, no! The corn. Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke. :smith:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Oh, no! The corn. Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke. :smith:

Ants, huh? We had quite a severe ant problem at the vineyard this year. I had Art Garfunkel come by with his compressor, and we created a total vacuum outside the house, and we blew the ants out the front door. But I'm sure you high-tech NASA people could care less about our resort-town ways.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Careful! They're ruffled.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

Oh, no! The corn. Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke. :smith:

Do over, I'm going to tell you what I told Redford: It ain't gonna happen.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Everything Counts posted:

Do over, I'm going to tell you what I told Redford: It ain't gonna happen.

Look at me, I'm Everything Counts! Out of my way!

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

TMMadman posted:

Ants, huh? We had quite a severe ant problem at the vineyard this year. I had Art Garfunkel come by with his compressor, and we created a total vacuum outside the house, and we blew the ants out the front door. But I'm sure you high-tech NASA people could care less about our resort-town ways.

3, 2, 1 MAKE HATCH BLOW NOW!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

3, 2, 1 MAKE HATCH BLOW NOW!

You went into outer space? You?

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets

MondayHotDog posted:

You went into outer space? You?

Sure. You've never been? Would you like to see my Grammy Award?

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

The Piper posted:

Sure. You've never been? Would you like to see my Grammy Award?

hey don't throw your garbage down here!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

The Piper posted:

Sure. You've never been? Would you like to see my Grammy Award?

Sorry double post for some reason.

A part of us all,
A part of us all,
A part of us all...

mrfart fucked around with this message at 20:34 on May 7, 2014

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



mrfart posted:

Sorry double post for some reason.

A part of us all,
A part of us all,
A part of us all...

You know those posts that are like... double posts...?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

mrfart posted:

hey don't throw your garbage down here!

Listen, mrfart, I'm not as laid back as people think. Now here's the deal: I'm going to quote, and you're going to float there and like it.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Listen, mrfart, I'm not as laid back as people think. Now here's the deal: I'm going to quote, and you're going to float there and like it.

mrfart will like what I tell him to like.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



MondayHotDog posted:

mrfart will like what I tell him to like.

Their clothes are different from my clothes!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

TMMadman posted:

Listen, mrfart, I'm not as laid back as people think. Now here's the deal: I'm going to quote, and you're going to float there and like it.

I'm not Wavy Gravy at all. :lsd: And all this time I've been smoking harmless tobacco! :420:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Their clothes are different from my clothes!

You'll go where I go! Defile what I defile! Eat who I eat!

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Everything Counts posted:

You'll go where I go! Defile what I defile! Eat who I eat!

So you think you know better than this family, huh? Well as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Everything Counts posted:

You'll go where I go! Defile what I defile! Eat who I eat!

hmmmmmm? ;)

the best part of the quote!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Bjay9 posted:

So you think you know better than this family, huh? Well as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!


But my heart hurts! :gonk:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

But my heart hurts! :gonk:

Give me a drink with all your sweetest Brazilian fruits mixed together.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



TMMadman posted:

Give me a drink with all your sweetest Brazilian fruits mixed together.

A baby couldn't have organized a big school dance. Unless, it was especially skilled ... or one of those super-babies from Brazil.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Give me a drink with all your sweetest Brazilian fruits mixed together.

Look at all that pink and purple... our money sure is gay.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Root Bear posted:

But my heart hurts! :gonk:

Well...



...you won't be needing this!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Everything Counts posted:

Well...



...you won't be needing this!

Hehehe, that'll learn 'im!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

Well...



...you won't be needing this!

We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.

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BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Everything Counts posted:

Well...



...you won't be needing this!

Wait, that did end in heartbreak. Thanks for opening old wounds, Everything Counts. :(

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