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Waterhaul posted:Don't kink shame Galactus. For a second i was curious if Galactus planet vore was a thing on the internet but then I decide that's something I never want to know.
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# ? May 7, 2014 16:59 |
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Ultimate: Where "gently caress this gay Earth" is not a homophobic malediction, but a heartfelt request
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# ? May 7, 2014 17:36 |
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d00gZ posted:Oh, Marvel. Marvel, Marvel, Marvel. I guess Rom was right. Rom #26
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# ? May 7, 2014 20:16 |
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"rape" means "to seize." That usage is increasingly archaic, but that panel is essentially calling Galactus a thief.
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# ? May 7, 2014 21:17 |
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Chinaman7000 posted:Which came first, this or the Spider-Man/Paste Pot Pete one that are like, panel for panel clones in my mind? The Deadpool one by several years.
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# ? May 7, 2014 21:53 |
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Batman, unknown source. Unknown context, most likely drugs were involved in the writing process.
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# ? May 8, 2014 01:30 |
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Loki: Agent of Asgard #4 I cannot stop laughing at Thor wearing an A-ha t-shirt.
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# ? May 8, 2014 04:43 |
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One of these days there will be a comic writer that puts more thought into naming their characters than looking up their power in a Thesaurus.
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# ? May 8, 2014 04:59 |
Macdeo Lurjtux posted:One of these days there will be a comic writer that puts more thought into naming their characters than looking up their power in a Thesaurus. Yeah, I was gonna say, Verity for a character who can detect the truth is so on the nose it physically hurts me.
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# ? May 8, 2014 06:22 |
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I can accept a world where people ransom their marriages to Not Satan, but not one where nominative determinism is a physical law.
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Ghostlight posted:I can accept a world where people ransom their marriages to Not Satan, but not one where nominative determinism is a physical law. To be fair, nobody really accepted OMD either. because it was god-loving-awful
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# ? May 8, 2014 07:46 |
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See if you can find the special guest star in Black Widow #6: Just another day in New York for Clint Barton. I love him whistling walking away from the crash in the background.
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# ? May 8, 2014 08:07 |
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Clint has worse Parker luck then anybody.
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# ? May 8, 2014 09:04 |
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I've been half-liking the new She-Hulk book just for the writing (the art just seems weird and makes her look like she's got ), but this sequence is worth posting. The backstory (if you haven't read the book) is that she succeeded in winning US asylum for Doctor Doom's son Kristoff, but he literally stole him out of the courtroom after winning. So She-Hulk decides to go and have a chat with Doom, and... "DO NOT WRECK THIS GIGANTIC DOOM" should be in the running for a new thread title. Source: She-Hulk #4 BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 11:12 on May 8, 2014 |
# ? May 8, 2014 10:14 |
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TwoPair posted:See if you can find the special guest star in Black Widow #6: I like how Clint's become the butt monkey of the Marvel Universe. Avengers: Endless Wartime
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# ? May 8, 2014 10:34 |
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I know Clint's taking a jab at the outdated slang, but I really like the idea of him ending every conversation with Steve by saying "You are old."
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# ? May 8, 2014 11:13 |
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BIG HEADLINE posted:I've been half-liking the new She-Hulk book just for the writing (the art just seems weird and makes her look like she's got ), but this sequence is worth posting. The backstory (if you haven't read the book) is that she succeeded in winning US asylum for Doctor Doom's son Kristoff, but he literally stole him out of the courtroom after winning. So She-Hulk decides to go and have a chat with Doom, and... ....I remember Kristoff and Doom having these issues in the old days, too. Doom's a very old man(Assuming he's even alive these days and hasn't downloaded to a Doombot or something) and someone who's basically done it all. Very good on the resume, doesn't help much when raising someone to be the successor.
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Bloodly posted:Doom's a very old man(Assuming he's even alive these days and hasn't downloaded to a Doombot or something) and someone who's basically done it all. Very good on the resume, doesn't help much when raising someone to be the successor. Doom's also a super-scientist and a capable wizard; the notion of him not inventing an anti-aging serum (which, of course, he shares with precisely no one) is almost sillier than the notion of an anti-aging serum itself.
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# ? May 8, 2014 12:19 |
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Someone in a Asgard comic book having an unusually appropriate name is, well, mythologically consistent. Now if that happened in a Captain America book...
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# ? May 8, 2014 12:34 |
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That issue of She-Hulk was so freaking good. It miiiiight be my favourite comic right now.
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# ? May 8, 2014 13:45 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Doom's also a super-scientist and a capable wizard; the notion of him not inventing an anti-aging serum (which, of course, he shares with precisely no one) is almost sillier than the notion of an anti-aging serum itself. I still like the idea in 2099 that Doom is a legacy villain, that he takes a Kristoff like apprentice, raises them to be like him, and when he is weak he has the apprentice kill him and switch identities. The erasure of others whole sense of self to become exactly as he was strikes me as an appropriate level of arrogance for Doom
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# ? May 8, 2014 13:55 |
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But would the new Dooms have the same hatred of RICHARDS! ?
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# ? May 8, 2014 14:17 |
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That wasn't what happened in Doom 2099 though, the real Doom had his memories tampered with by his partner at the time as part of their ongoing game. He then killed the poor sap who thought he was Doom.
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# ? May 8, 2014 14:28 |
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BIG HEADLINE posted:
This page and specifically the top panel was my favorite moment this week.
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# ? May 8, 2014 15:27 |
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SilverSupernova posted:Loki: Agent of Asgard #4 Who are these brave warrior-bards, challenging all to fight them? "Uh, I'm not sure 'Take On Me' means what you thin-" Verily these ballads do speak to the God of Thunder!
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# ? May 8, 2014 15:33 |
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Bloodly posted:Doom's a very old man(Assuming he's even alive these days and hasn't downloaded to a Doombot or something) and someone who's basically done it all. Very good on the resume, doesn't help much when raising someone to be the successor. Doom and Richards went to college together and were about the same age. Pretty much all of the big names in comics are ancient at this point, but don't actually grow older, only we do, or they get retconned so they're now suddenly younger and didn't fight in Vietnam.
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# ? May 8, 2014 15:49 |
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robziel posted:Pretty much all of the big names in comics are ancient at this point, but don't actually grow older, only we do, or they get retconned so they're now suddenly younger and didn't fight in Vietnam. Except for Xavier and Magneto, who have been cloned / de-aged / etc.
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Lobok posted:Who are these brave warrior-bards, challenging all to fight them? Have you seen Morten Harket circa Hunting High and Low? Dude looks like he could wield a hammer or two.
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# ? May 8, 2014 15:59 |
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robziel posted:Doom and Richards went to college together and were about the same age. Pretty much all of the big names in comics are ancient at this point, but don't actually grow older, only we do, or they get retconned so they're now suddenly younger and didn't fight in Vietnam.
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# ? May 8, 2014 16:00 |
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Alien Rope Burn posted:Except for Xavier and Magneto, who have been cloned / de-aged / etc. And Nick Fury sr. who has the Infinity Formula in his system.
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# ? May 8, 2014 16:03 |
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Maybe Alpha the Omega Mutant stops by every now and then to de-age everyone? From Defenders #16 I believe.
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# ? May 8, 2014 16:10 |
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Say Nothing posted:Batman, unknown source. Drugs? No, I kinda end up that way after Creme Brulee Frappucino night at Starbucks.
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# ? May 8, 2014 16:56 |
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CapnAndy posted:Sliding timescale. All that stuff happened 15 years ago. 15 years from now, it will still have happened 15 years ago. (Incidentally, that one's going to help out the Fantastic Four, since their origin can have them rushing to space trying to privatize spaceflight.) On the other hand, it's going to get awkward explaining Batwoman's further along the line.
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# ? May 8, 2014 17:34 |
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BIG HEADLINE posted:I've been half-liking the new She-Hulk book just for the writing (the art just seems weird and makes her look like she's got ), but this sequence is worth posting. The backstory (if you haven't read the book) is that she succeeded in winning US asylum for Doctor Doom's son Kristoff, but he literally stole him out of the courtroom after winning. So She-Hulk decides to go and have a chat with Doom, and... Man. Imagine how awesome this book would be if it wasn't drawn with MS Paint.
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# ? May 8, 2014 19:07 |
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The art is part of why it rules.
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# ? May 8, 2014 19:09 |
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Mr. Maltose posted:The art is part of why it rules. I like the art as well. (and the writing.) If someone could post the page where she jumps through the rooftops? I liked the feeling of momentum on that page--seemed like a nice old school concept contrasting with the unusual colour palette.
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# ? May 8, 2014 19:16 |
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Yeah, there's a lot of panels even in those five pages that show the weirdness of the art isn't because it's bad but an actual artistic choice. I don't know why but it gives me a bit of an Allred feel.
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# ? May 8, 2014 19:20 |
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Yeah, if I didn't know, I could swear this comic was drawn by Allred, has that kinda broad colors and 60's faces feel.
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# ? May 8, 2014 19:23 |
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The art doesn't really do it for me. I think it's the way the eyes are drawn that are keeping me from reading She-Hulk.
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# ? May 8, 2014 19:34 |
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goldenoreos posted:The art doesn't really do it for me. I think it's the way the eyes are drawn that are keeping me from reading She-Hulk. Ditto. It's just strange. It looks like the sort of comic you'd see in a college newspaper.
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