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computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Intruder posted:

Favre looks like the school janitor who takes the unpopular high school kid under his wing and reveals he knows a thing or two about quarterbackin'

He literally looks like Harrison Ford.

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Mr. Funny Pants posted:

Doesn't look like he's putting in full effort to me.

And here's The Onion's Top Ten Mock Draft. It makes as much sense as any other, and the Raider one stings really bad.

The writer must be a Vikings fan because that's the only pick where he doesn't try to make a joke.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

@RapSheet
Ian Rapaport

How much work did the #Lions do on #Clemson WR Sammy Watkins? At 1 point, they were talking to him nearly every day. The interest is real.

Just do it, Mayhew.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

IcePhoenix posted:

The writer must be a Vikings fan because that's the only pick where he doesn't try to make a joke.

Or he acknowledges the Vikings are enough of a joke in and of themselves.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

computer parts posted:

He literally looks like Harrison Ford.

Or maybe



e: Man I'm digging in an old well, is this probatable? :v:

Intruder fucked around with this message at 20:43 on May 8, 2014

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Thaddius the Large posted:

Or he acknowledges the Vikings are enough of a joke in and of themselves.

Considering the Raiders, Lions, Jags, and Browns are all up there, I'm gonna go with the first option.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

IcePhoenix posted:

Considering the Raiders, Lions, Jags, and Browns are all up there, I'm gonna go with the first option.

And with the new staff and decent draft prospects at our position, I'm cautiously optimistic about this year's draft, but I also can't resist a cheap shot at myself.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

So the draft starts at 5pm pacific, anybody know when it ends?

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

kiimo posted:

So the draft starts at 5pm pacific, anybody know when it ends?

Saturday night.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

kiimo posted:

So the draft starts at 5pm pacific, anybody know when it ends?

There are 10 minutes each for 32 picks, so roughly 8 hours.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Ehud posted:

hey why doesn't anyone in TFF like Ebron
I like him; I just don't want to trade up for him. There's a reason only 1 TE has gone inside the top 20 in the past decade; the positional value just isn't there. Giving up multiple picks for one just seems incredibly shortsighted.

If he's there at 18 and OBJ/Dennard are gone, sure, I'm cool with taking him.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

kiimo posted:

So the draft starts at 5pm pacific, anybody know when it ends?

It ended around 8-830 PST last year if I remember correctly.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Industrial posted:

I wish 2007 was on there, half of the top 14 players are perennial pro-bowlers (AP, Megatron, Joe Thomas, Patrick Willis, Revis Island, Marshawn Lynch). It kind of fell off after that, but that top half was STACKED!

come fight me

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Bigass Moth posted:

There are 10 minutes each for 32 picks, so roughly 8 hours.
might want to check your math there

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Febreeze posted:

It ended around 8-830 PST last year if I remember correctly.

if 1 round takes 3 hours something has gone horribly wrong

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

It's not that I don't like Ebron, it's that I don't like any of the tight ends

What I'm saying is that Dallas better not draft a tight end

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Tight Ends own

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Who needs an avatar?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
He's always been smug!

Groucho Marxist
Dec 9, 2005

Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Alouicious posted:

Tight Ends own

Jace Amaro owns but that has nothing to do with this post

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Jace Amaro DOES own

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Ozu posted:

Who needs an avatar?



I bet he was a nightmare for his peewee coach.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Ozu posted:

Who needs an avatar?



... I want...

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Courtesy of jeffersonlives... loving lol

@tomecurran
A source tells me Ryan Mallett to the Texans may soon be done.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Ozu posted:

Courtesy of jeffersonlives... loving lol

@tomecurran
A source tells me Ryan Mallett to the Texans may soon be done.

YESSSSS

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

PrinceRandom posted:

... I want...



Ozu posted:

Courtesy of jeffersonlives... loving lol

@tomecurran
A source tells me Ryan Mallett to the Texans may soon be done.

:gonk:

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Ozu posted:

Courtesy of jeffersonlives... loving lol

@tomecurran
A source tells me Ryan Mallett to the Texans may soon be done.

:laffo:

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Ozu posted:

Courtesy of jeffersonlives... loving lol

@tomecurran
A source tells me Ryan Mallett to the Texans may soon be done.

oh COME THE gently caress ON

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

I'm ready

I'm waitin

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011

Ozu posted:

Courtesy of jeffersonlives... loving lol

@tomecurran
A source tells me Ryan Mallett to the Texans may soon be done.

too amazing to be true

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
All I can do is laugh at this point

Haha some people are asking him if it's for the #1 overall

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

It's not Mallett, but Brady to the Texans for the first overall pick.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Ok I'm feeling better after reading another of hit tweets

Tom E. Curran ‏@tomecurran 2h
Will the Patriots be tempted to make a play for Clowney? How it could work. http://ow.ly/wDgbN #NFLDraft #PatriotsTalk

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Ozu posted:

Courtesy of jeffersonlives... loving lol

@tomecurran
A source tells me Ryan Mallett to the Texans may soon be done.

I got a round chambered in my .45 and my note says "gently caress this gay earth"

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
the NFL is forcing teams to make outlandish draft day trades to make that Kevin Costner movie look more realistic

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
So O'Brien gets his quarterback and takes Clowney first overall I guess.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

PrinceRandom posted:

I got a round chambered in my .45 and my note says "gently caress this gay earth"


Okay I've somehow missed everything involving this giant QB can someone please fill in this ignoramus on the humor of this situation? Is it because the Texans might be trading for a guy that's never done poo poo?

DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.
And people still joke that hiring people from the Patriots is a bad idea.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I'm choosing not to believe this until it happens. I can't imagine the Texans trading for Mallett before they get to their second round pick at very least

e: also this is a guy in his mid 40s wearing a "Swag Don't Come Cheap" shirt on his twitter profile pic. I don't care that he writes for CSNNE

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Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

kiimo posted:

Okay I've somehow missed everything involving this giant QB can someone please fill in this ignoramus on the humor of this situation? Is it because the Texans might be trading for a guy that's never done poo poo?

Ryan Mallett is really bad at everything.

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