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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

So greenbay.gif

No cheesehead

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Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

HappyHelmet posted:

We are all quite desperate for any kind of football.
It ain't football, it's a football-like substance.

And in May that's good enough.

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

If this isn't clowney the texans deserve to burn

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

jesus gruden loves manziel

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Febreeze posted:

IM THE MAN
IM THE MAN
IM THE MAN
IM THE MAN
IM THE MAN
IM THE MAN
IM THE MAN
IM THE MAN
IM THE MAN

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands
i don't know why I'm watching this really when i'm liking football less and less and especially the nfl

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

commy gun posted:

Pick Carr you pussies.

pleaseplease

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
There is literally zero reason why the first overall pick shouldn't be in the first second into the draft. Seriously, I'm pretty sure they've figured out what they wanted by now.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

RAY RICE SUCKS poo poo AS A DRAFT ANALYST gently caress YOU ESPN

DriveC
Oct 27, 2008

Going to Gamestop at midnight for Halo: ODST. Didn't pre order. The guy on the phone told me I *might* get a copy. Whatever dude.
grudens eyes are freaking me out

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



bewbies posted:

plz be mann-zel, want TFF.gif

If you want to win Football games, you need a Football player

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

why is a scottish man telling me about grass seeds

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Houston is a boring city who takes boring players. Go Manzeeeeeeel.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006


Stats are the best.

dont hate the playa
May 12, 2009
Falcons gonna Falcon right here yall

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

TSBX posted:

And with the first overall pick of the 2014 NFL Draft, the Houston Texans elect to take a commercial break within 30 seconds.

The Houston Texans select Flo from Progressive Auto

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
Texans are picking Jimmy Garoppolo

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want


Raiders getting Johnny Football. Calling it now.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

There is literally zero reason why the first overall pick shouldn't be in the first second into the draft. Seriously, I'm pretty sure they've figured out what they wanted by now.
Trying to trade it around.

bobby2times
Jan 9, 2010
I want to watch ESPN for Gruden, but Berman is making it hard.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
This is the first draft i'm following and tbh im kind of embarrassed to be excited that an old man is going to read names for 3 hours but gently caress it. its kind of fun

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Jane McManus ‏@janesports 1m
If you think boos are louder this year, they are. NFL moved the media out of the audience and distributed seats to season-ticket holders.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

There is literally zero reason why the first overall pick shouldn't be in the first second into the draft. Seriously, I'm pretty sure they've figured out what they wanted by now.

I would laugh if the clock starts and the coach is like "Ok guys, lets figure out who to pick"

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Gruden has a boner for Manziel it's fantastic

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
The ticker on the bottom with the way the screen is projected makes me feel like I'm about to watch an episode of Mad Money.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

goddamn draft someone already holy poo poo

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?
Come on Ray, nobody can hear you when you turn your head like that with a lav. If you want to be on ESPN, you gotta pro it up.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

say no to bats posted:

ESPN Cleveland claims the Cowboys are talking trade with the Browns at #4

Johnny Football inc?

~~smokescreens~~

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Kalli posted:

If you want to win Football games, you need a Football player

I cannot tell if this is fake or real Gruden

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Ozu posted:

Houston is a boring city who takes boring players. Go Manzeeeeeeel.
Houston is not a boring city :colbert:

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

ForbiddenWonder posted:

labatt blue is ready. lets go (somewhere) bills

Hope you got a growler from consumers. They give you a random player, if the bills pick him, then you get 150 growler points. I got Jake Matthews. Come on free beer.

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

Alouicious posted:

why is a scottish man telling me about grass seeds

I dont know, but I just tore up my lawn so that commercial really resonated with me. The NFL knows its viewers.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

There is literally zero reason why the first overall pick shouldn't be in the first second into the draft. Seriously, I'm pretty sure they've figured out what they wanted by now.


It's the same for the entire top 10.

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I would laugh if the clock starts and the coach is like "Ok guys, lets figure out who to pick"

even better if they run out of time

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

There is literally zero reason why the first overall pick shouldn't be in the first second into the draft. Seriously, I'm pretty sure they've figured out what they wanted by now.

uh, no. the texans staff are all watching youtubes of college football players and comparing notes right now

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

TSBX posted:

And with the first overall pick of the 2014 NFL Draft, the Houston Texans elect to take a commercial break within 30 seconds.

Don't pretend this isn't what we deserve

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I would laugh if the clock starts and the coach is like "Ok guys, lets figure out who to pick"

I could imagine that's how it was last year with KC haha

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


El Gallinero Gros posted:

The ticker on the bottom with the way the screen is projected makes me feel like I'm about to watch an episode of Mad Money.

Just what this draft needs--Jim Cramer.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Vertical Lime posted:

Jane McManus ‏@janesports 1m
If you think boos are louder this year, they are. NFL moved the media out of the audience and distributed seats to season-ticket holders.

lol is goodell that much of a baby?

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Cmon Tom Savage

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