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Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
Jeff Fisher: "Yeah. Get out."

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Speculating on something that will be known in LITERALLY 5 MINUTES.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Oh my god that was the worst interview

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I wonder if the Texans will literally wait till 0:01 just to gently caress with everyone

They're staring patiently at their phones.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
Hey. Jeff Fisher looks like everyone's uncle steve

What an rear end in a top hat

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Yeah. Get out."

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice
This GDT is going at playoff speed goddamn

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


what is wrong with Fisher

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

not a perfect system farrrrrrrt

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
boy that guy had the charisma of a loving movie star

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
And none of this will happen and Houston will take Clowney.

CzarStark
Dec 23, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Didn't they have like 4 months to make this pick?

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
Jeff Fisher wants to kill this nasal reporter dude.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

double sulk posted:

chip is gonna trade up for manziel and ruin the franchise for a decade

Tom Heckert doesn't work for the Eagles anymore.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Fisher looked high as poo poo and trying desperately to be cool.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
didn't last until the first pick with espn. guess im doing NFLN

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Fisher to Michael Silver. Amazing.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
The NFL draft coverage on ESPN would be better with Frank Caliendo instead of Mel Kiper Jr Y/N

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


i think theyve started interviewing people far away from the draft boards that they cant leak this year

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Belichick trades up, gets Tom Savage

TFF implodes

Festivus
Feb 19, 2007
Jeff Fisher: :frogout:

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
You lazy tit, just pick phone and tell them who you're drafting.

Wanvig
Sep 8, 2003

McNair and Smith don't seem to be doing much in the war room

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Wait

Is there literally a defensive player named Whitney Merciless

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Clowney" and "Mercilous" are good bookend names.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
man this is awesome i love it

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
Okay Jeff Fisher owns.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
Clowney is full on sick.

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

Toad on a Hat posted:

SURPRISE it's blake bortles Derek Carr

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Texans waiting for a trade that won't come.

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011

E_Motion posted:

This GDT is going at playoff speed goddamn

this is the football oasis in the offseason desert

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Less than four minutes

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Wait

Is there literally a defensive player named Whitney Merciless

Mercilus unfortunately

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Spoeank posted:

The NFL draft coverage on ESPN would be better with Frank Caliendo instead of Mel Kiper Jr Y/N

but this is like mel's life, without it he'd die of a broken heart :smithcloud:

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Wait

Is there literally a defensive player named Whitney Merciless

Yeah unfortunately he has not been that good

Wanvig
Sep 8, 2003

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Wait

Is there literally a defensive player named Whitney Merciless

Mercilus, but yes it's a great name for a defensive player

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Does anyone in the first round not take all their time

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Wait

Is there literally a defensive player named Whitney Merciless

Mercilus, but yep.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Roasted Donut posted:

Clowney is full on sick.

same

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Wait

Is there literally a defensive player named Whitney Merciless

The jokes write themselves

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