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Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
OK so do the Rams trade or do they pick

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Fair to Midland
Jan 13, 2010

by Cowcaster
Wasn't it just a few years ago the Texans picked Mario Williams #1? and poo poo that was a much better team. Sorry Clowney.

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

Manoueverable posted:

They tried to get a "What?" chant going smdh crowd, even for Goodell that's too far

Only works with Stone Cold and Rusev.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

R.D. Mangles posted:

RIP AFC South quarterbakcs

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Vertical Lime posted:

i think i saw a grand total of one reporter spoil the pick, good job with not spoilering stuff anymore guys

It's inspiring everyone has been cowed into not doing their jobs by the NFL

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
Clowney understands geometry, like Kevin Love.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Of course they lead with that hit.

BRB, need to rewatch that hit. :allears:

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
Rip luck

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Of course they're playing that loving Aloe Blacc song as Clowney's walk up.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Gerund posted:

Texans are going to be terrifying the next three years.

Yea, to Texans fans.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I like how Kiper is making GBS threads on the state of offensive lines in the NFL

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Good pick for Houston, glad we didn't try anything stupid and went with the expected, safe, one, we really can't afford to get saucy with picks.

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

24 million dollar tears right there

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

So all the AFC South QBs are going to die yes

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
lol @ warren sapp backtracking on his Clowney comments

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Chromatic posted:

No way Chiefs draft a QB

Yeah, you're right. But I can dream!

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

waah posted:

Poor Jaguars QBs. Poor poor jaguars QBs

Hennewagon's wheels are already spinning off the axles.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Is there any reason Ray Lewis was talking up Kalil White other than to have him, Gruden, and Kiper back different players?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Gerund posted:

Texans are going to be terrifying the next three years.

Except when they're on offence.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Chris de Sperg posted:

meanwhile, in oakland

I see Mark Davis is wearing his draft day finest woman pants.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

SamuraiFoochs posted:

What a loving anticlimax.

that could be most of the draft, to be honest

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer

axeil posted:

Texans still need a QB though.

But anyone other than Clowney is a silly pick.

I think they will take one at the top of the 2nd.

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Alright now who's the idiot who's gonna take manziel aka tebow 1.5

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Oh god don't use Gator film as a highlight. :smith:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Chris de Sperg posted:

meanwhile, in oakland


Mark Davis has to be an actor.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Grozz Nuy posted:

OK so do the Rams trade or do they pick

They're going to want too much. They'll take Jake Mathews or Robinson.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Is Jadeveon Clowney gritty, scrappy, and full of enough heart to make it in the NFL guys :ohdear:

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Febreeze posted:

HE'S THE MAN HES THE MAN HES THE MAN



OH YEAH YOU'RE DOING THESE YES FEBREEZE

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?

Febreeze posted:

HE'S THE MAN HES THE MAN HES THE MAN



Oh, I forgot all about this part of the draft. AND I LOVE IT.

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Except when they're on offence.

The 2000 Ravens didn't need an offense :smug:

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Silly Burrito posted:

Mark Davis has to be an actor.

He looks like Bullet from Arrested Development.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Fair to Midland posted:

Wasn't it just a few years ago the Texans picked Mario Williams #1? and poo poo that was a much better team. Sorry Clowney.

8 years...

And it wasn't

what the gently caress is this post

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer

Grozz Nuy posted:

OK so do the Rams trade or do they pick

I think they will trade. No one at #2 jumps out at me as a need for them.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Whip Slagcheek posted:

Of course they're playing that loving Aloe Blacc song as Clowney's walk up.

They get to pick their song this year, so presumably someone paid him a lot of money to play that one to make a commercial out of it.

Imagine being 22 and having that many handlers setting poo poo up for you.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

I wouldn't be surprised if it took so long because they were fielding final calls about a trade

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

I love febreeze.

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

Fair to Midland posted:

Wasn't it just a few years ago the Texans picked Mario Williams #1? and poo poo that was a much better team. Sorry Clowney.

Nah, the Texans this season are a better team then they were back in 2006.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Texans are gonna eat poo poo on this from fans for years no matter how great clowney plays

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

SPOLIERS: tonight at some point someone will take a man named bortles and give him millions lol

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Chris de Sperg posted:

meanwhile, in oakland


Is that Chris Christie in the background?

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