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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Mel Mudkiper posted:

I hope this draft stomps on Johnny Football's stupid goblin balls all night long

Potential to top the Day No One Wanted Brady Quinn

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
GENDO DON'T DO IT

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
Please please please be Teddy Bridgewater.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Vike's gonna get whoever they were going to take anyways, and get a free 5th.

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe

Schwack posted:

Dunno, this doesnt seem incompetent. They traded very little to get a good CB.

They trade a 5th rounder for no reason whatsoever. That's the incompetent part.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Manoueverable posted:

what the hell NFL Network I don't wanna listen to Millen and these other jabronis, I want the guys in the venue

Haha yeah like anything involving the NFL is going to let you have anything good for free.

amaranthine
Aug 27, 2009
I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING
I like that mayock said like a minute ago "I thought mike zimmer was gonna take justin gilbert" and the tff thread is full of everyone going LOL THERE'S NO WAY THE VIKINGS WOULD EVER TAKE THAT GUY

can we make a tff.jpg of everyone trying to get into draft.jpg

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




surf rock posted:

To be fair, Joe Haden + Justin Gilbert is gonna be SICK.

Not sick enough to make up for an anemic offense, but whatevs. Draft Derek Carr and have him wing it to Josh Gordon all day, Cleveland.

Watt + Clowney > Haden + Gilbert

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

bewbies posted:

people are overlooking the fact that he's a really good prospect because

1) browns
2) almost irrelevant trade

I just think he'd have been there probably.

Still happy we got a CB still I feel deflated.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

The Puppy Bowl posted:

What the gently caress? That's just weird.

That's why they call me predicto.

:smug:

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Fenrir posted:

Yeah, that's what I really don't get.

or the teens maybe? like they have 2 first round picks.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Manziel's going to Dallas and it's going to be loving hysterical

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I love it.
"The Browns came in and asked me a few things. I had a good feeling!"

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
That trade is so stupid. Not commenting on the player at all, but they moved into a higher salary slot and lost a 5th round pick to move up one spot to take a player the team in front of them would not have taken, or they would not have done the trade.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

bridgewater would own here, he is good and lol at jff

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Volkerball posted:

ban everyone

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I bet the Vikings called up the Browns

"Hey Browns, who were you thinking? No WAY! Thats who WE are gonna pick. Give us a fifth and you can have him."

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Kirios posted:

Watt + Clowney > Haden + Gilbert

Well no loving poo poo.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

gilbert, gabbert

gabbert, gilbert

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Gonz posted:

Lions had better get Darqueze Denard. Motherfuckers.

Lions get Johnny Football for some unknown reason

we all drink

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?

swickles posted:

Vike's gonna get whoever they were going to take anyways, and get a free 5th.

It's this, and I wonder if they'll take a flyer on some QB with that exact pick.

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
By the way guys, Browns quietly building a really good defense

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

It's a little brownsy but I mean it's not like they gave up all that much for him

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Schwack posted:

Dunno, this doesnt seem incompetent. They traded very little to get a good CB.

There was no point in doing it! If they wanted Gilbert, they'd have had him at #9! Minnesota wasn't going to take him, and the Browns would still have their 5th rounder!

I just...there was NO POINT!

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

ComposerGuy posted:

They trade a 5th rounder for no reason whatsoever. That's the incompetent part.

Unless they thought the Vikings might be targeting CB too.

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Spoeank posted:

Where's that gif of Jeremy Shockey celebrating on the sidelines and then gets a "what the gently caress" face?



Because that's all the JFF-to-Browns fans right now
I like this one too:

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Gilbert is a good pick. Stop reaching for draftgif2014.gif. Let it come naturally.

yeah I bet the crown chanting cleveland sucks is trying to get on the gif too

anne frank fanfic
Oct 31, 2005

Fenrir posted:

Manziel's going to Dallas and it's going to be loving hysterical

And carr to houston

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
The Browns sure did a lot of trading for a guy who would of been at their original spot anyways.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Bridgewater is legitimately not going top 10 folks. Accept it.

ebg
Mar 31, 2008

Manziel was literally born to be a Cowboys QB

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Alter Ego posted:

But...but there was LITERALLY no point! They pissed away a 5th rounder to move up ONE spot to take a guy that was GONNA BE THERE WHEN THEY PICKED!

THAT THEY DIDN'T EVEN REALLY NEED

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

Spoeank posted:

Yes! Shockey.



Here ya go.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
This 9th pick has been traded twice.

C'mon, Bridgewater. Do the right thing, Rick.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Gilbert is a good pick. Stop reaching for draftgif2014.gif. Let it come naturally.

Hm yes. When they have a desperate need for a quarterback and already have a CB1, putting a top 10 pick into CB2 is a good idea and not a reach at all.

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

La Canfora is posting the picks early on twitter

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe

Big Beef City posted:

I love it.
"The Browns came in and asked me a few things. I had a good feeling!"

That sentence doesn't make any sense.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

bridgewater would own here, he is good and lol at jff

reminder: bortles kombat

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
ahaha keep sliding, goblin

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

ZenVulgarity posted:

It's a little brownsy but I mean it's not like they gave up all that much for him

A free 5th rounder to draft a guy the Vikings weren't gonna draft anyway is approaching peak Browns. Actual peak Browns would be if it was a 2nd round pick and a Center.

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