NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY

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Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

I don't know why, but I'm all :smith:

about Matthews.

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

AfterFather posted:

JFF is going to loving Dallas

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General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Dammit guess my JFF/Kate Mara/Rooney Mara slash fic is never gonna be relevant

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Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Why does JFF have his own football/astroturf on his table. Do all the expected 1st rounders have this?

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Vhak lord of hate: Jun 6, 2008; I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS

Manziel belongs on AMERICA'S TEAM

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

DEAR ST LOUIS PLEASE TAKE ANYONE BUT AARON DONALD

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Chris de Sperg: Aug 14, 2009

iirc the rumours over the last 48 hours were all saying odb to the jets so lol

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Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

I bet Fisher was pissed that Lewan was off the board

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Yesssss he's looking around in confusion

Geno Smith all over again

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shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Silly Burrito posted:

No way.

to be totally fair i don't keep up with mock drafts

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Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Did Cooks return kicks for Oregon State at all?

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

C-Euro posted:

I just got home from work and I forgot this was tonight Truly the worst TFF poster. Tell me what to think of this Eric Ebron guy

athletic receiving tight end, some people who don't watch football think he can't catch, but he really really doesn't block at all

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NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

XxGirlKisserxX posted:

trying to imagine something worse than espn after a bad Tony Romo game if they drafted Manziel

can't

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Is there a feed that is just JFF cam? I want to see those winces and no price is too high.

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Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

C-Euro posted:

I just got home from work and I forgot this was tonight Truly the worst TFF poster. Tell me what to think of this Eric Ebron guy

Good receiver, can't block for poo poo, some weird drops early in his career.

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WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

C-Euro posted:

I just got home from work and I forgot this was tonight Truly the worst TFF poster. Tell me what to think of this Eric Ebron guy

its about the worst we could have done without drafting a QB or a RB

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DupaDupa: May 21, 2009; I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

R.D. Mangles posted:

DEAR ST LOUIS PLEASE TAKE ANYONE BUT AARON DONALD

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

The Dave posted:

�It�s time to bring home a Super Bowl� yeah because 2011 was so long ago.

I had a iPhone 3GS. It was truly the dark times.

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Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

The Steelers will take Manziel. Ugh.

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Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Frackie Robinson posted:

Dammit guess my JFF/Kate Mara/Rooney Mara slash fic is never gonna be relevant

pst slash fics are only for man on man action

trap sprung oh poo poo

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Why does everyone think Dallas is gonna take JFF?

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Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Johnny looks kinda sad

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DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

Am I the only one that thinks Johnny Manziel looks like a ventriloquist dummy?

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

You've reached the age... where everything has a strange blue-green tint and you should probably see your doctor because you have a brain tumor.

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xeria: Jul 26, 2004; Ruh roh...

Jesus christ, I went to go watch something else for a while and Bortles is still the only QB taken?

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Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

From tiny giraffes to boner pill commercials. How the mighty have fallen

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The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Chilichimp posted:

I don't know why, but I'm all about Matthews.

He's awesome and you have an early 2nd round pick in tomorrow. Be happy, life is good.

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E_Motion: Oct 26, 2004; Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!; College Slice

MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT posted:

I'd rather have JFF safely contained on the Cowboys than anywhere else

Yeah, 'containing' JFF in the NFC East.

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Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Schwack posted:

I still remember when my team took its franchise quarterback.

I let out a little laugh and went WELP.

Who still watches the 3rd round of this?

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Schwack: Jan 31, 2003; Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

Grozz Nuy posted:

Did Cooks return kicks for Oregon State at all?

If he did, it wasn't a common thing that I remember.

edit: Oh wait, he did do punts.

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Heaf: Jan 15, 2008; People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands

Grozz Nuy posted:

Did Cooks return kicks for Oregon State at all?

not really? http://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/players/brandin-cooks-1.html

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abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

DrunkPanda posted:

Am I the only one that thinks Johnny Manziel looks like a ventriloquist dummy?

No. He has a distinct Pee Wee quality.

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FeedingHam2Cats: Nov 10, 2009

Kawalimus posted:

The Steelers will take Manziel. Ugh.

Where the hell did you get this idea

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swizz: Oct 10, 2004; I can recall being broke with some friends in Tennessee and deciding to have a party and being able to afford only two-fifths of a $1.75 bourbon called Two Natural, whose label showed dice coming up 5 and 2. Its taste was memorable. The psychological effect was also notable.

Ribsauce posted:

A better athlete than Vernon Davis?

Sight unseen I am going to say no loving way

not saying that I agree with that sentiment but the sports science episode with him was pretty good http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=10824158

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Subterfrugal posted:

Is there a feed that is just JFF cam? I want to see those winces and no price is too high.

he's just making The Money Sign (tm) and endorsing Drake products

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PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

C-Euro posted:

I just got home from work and I forgot this was tonight Truly the worst TFF poster. Tell me what to think of this Eric Ebron guy

Bust

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Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.