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waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Johnny Manziel
Jason Campbell
Brandon Weeden
Brian Hoyer
Thad Lewis
Seneca Wallace
Colt McCoy
Jake Delhomme
Brady Quinn
Derek Anderson
Ken Dorsey
Bruce Gradkowski
Charlie Frye
Trent Dilfer
Jeff Garcia
Kelly Holcomb
Luke McCown
Doug Pederson
Tim Couch
Spergon Wynn
Ty Detmer


The best

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Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

Alright Bengals, you know what to do. Hopefully he turns out better than the last few CBs we've drafted.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

It makes sense a lot actually, but I was not expecting that at all.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Why was Brady Quinn a bust

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Ramadu posted:

Uh. The Browns drafted JFF because a homeless guy told them too per Sal Palantonio. Jesus Christ Browns.

:stare:

something something "right result, wrong reason"

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
ADAm Pacman Jones ‏@REALPACMAN24 45s
It don't matter who Cleveland get , we gone bet that a$$!!!!!

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

wheez the roux posted:

ur house look like a dishrag

oh it is a dishrag? my bad doe

lol

His girlfriend didn't look happy to be going to the Cleve.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN
Dee Ford seems like a rather jovial fellow. I like him

LEGO Genetics
Oct 8, 2013

She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs
Don't do it Parmesan
you have a child now
and I need you around so I can drink your tears as a Chiefs fan

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
If you want to get on the Fire John Dorsey bandwagon, it starts behind me.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Soothing Vapors posted:

JFF's eyes are haunted

He's seen the abyss, and he knows that it hungers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0dtmhEUCYY

Toymachine
Jul 2, 2007

Warning - Posts created under the influence of Codeine and/or Skittles

New Division posted:

Parmesan Basil meltdown incoming?

$19 million.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

~*farrrrt*~

Thanks for nothing, Chiefs t:mad:

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
I opened this thread just to see Parm's meltdown....I assume he is still typing his rant

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?
:( Sorry PB. Alex Smith for Comeback player of the year? :( (Hah seriously, I know you hate him)

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

hold me

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

euphronius posted:

Why was Brady Quinn a bust

Bad at football.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Parmesan Basil posted:

If you want to get on the Fire John Dorsey bandwagon, it starts behind me.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Gonna go hang myself nice knowing ya all

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Yeah wasn't expecting that but more pass rush for Bob Sutton ain't bad


What will we do for catching balls

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Parmesan Basil posted:

If you want to get on the Fire John Dorsey bandwagon, it starts behind me.

Right behind you buddy. :unsmith:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ribsauce posted:

I opened this thread just to see Parm's meltdown....I assume he is still typing his rant

Just as soon as the heart attack ends

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Goetta posted:

ADAm Pacman Jones ‏@REALPACMAN24 45s
It don't matter who Cleveland get , we gone bet that a$$!!!!!

same

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
I'm just let down at this point. A million other picks would have been better.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kirios posted:

...I'm so sorry Parmesan and Chiefs fans. I'm so sorry for you guys....this is horrible.

Eh, it's only been 30 years of retread QBs. People live for more than twice that long all the time these days.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Elotana posted:

Cleveland Browns taking their cues from the mutterings of the homeless

I wonder if it was the same hobo who made that trade with the Vikings earlier

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Wanvig
Sep 8, 2003

Wow NFLN that film from Senior Bowl practice sure sold me

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Someone introduced me to sports card team breaks last year and now I'm just sitting here thinking about how expensive the Browns will be online now.

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

XxGirlKisserxX posted:

what kind of name is Keithen

An option qb's name. A mediocre option qb's name.

nah
Mar 16, 2009


You're 22th Overall Pick,

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Awww, Andy loves Alex

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
You dumbBengals couldn't even trade with the 49ers?!

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Toad on a Hat posted:

Ahahahha WELCOME TO CLEVELAND JFF

22th pick

tell me that's official

John Brown
Jul 10, 2009

JFF is going to bring winning seasons to Cleveland. He and Gordon are going to tear poo poo up.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
That Browns QB list like the goddamn Taker streak

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Goetta posted:

ADAm Pacman Jones ‏@REALPACMAN24 45s
It don't matter who Cleveland get , we gone bet that a$$!!!!!

Zifnab
Aug 21, 2005

Hope Springs Eternal
Why are we asking Matt Millen what he would do in the draft like he knows

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PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Goetta posted:

ADAm Pacman Jones ‏@REALPACMAN24 45s
It don't matter who Cleveland get , we gone bet that a$$!!!!!

how sexy is this rear end he's betting?

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