NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY

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B.F. Hoodrich: May 16, 2006; welp

Benjamin over Lee lmfao

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Is it me or has this been one of the funnier drafts

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Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Brannock posted:

because they've generally grown up in extreme poverty and worked their entire lives for a vanishingly small shot at NFL stardom and the culmination of their dreams while under the collective gaze of the entire country is too overwhelming especially under the extreme pressure of worrying that you'll fall in the draft or be passed over like so many others

you are white as gently caress

I don't see what my race has to do with my expressing joy through not crying

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waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Poor Marquise Lee. He's better than Benjamin, probably. They both need to learn how to catch.

So it's like we never got rid of Brandon Lafell?

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

this dude is an anthopomorphic tree

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Multiplesarcasm: Mar 3, 2006; a corduroy explosion.

TB to TB conversion.

Oh my god, what if they draft Tom Savage?!

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Brannock posted:

because they've generally grown up in extreme poverty and worked their entire lives for a vanishingly small shot at NFL stardom and the culmination of their dreams while under the collective gaze of the entire country is too overwhelming especially under the extreme pressure of worrying that you'll fall in the draft or be passed over like so many others

you are white as gently caress

Yea pretty much, when you get basically told that you've been given a once in a life time shot for just a few good years to escape poverty and a lovely life while a huge swathe of your country screams and cheers for you you're probably going to break a little bit.

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Prozach posted:

He basically is the reason Wazzu made a bowl game this year.

So he was responsible for getting Wazzu in position for quite possibly the greatest meltdown in a bowl game ever? I love this guy already. :allears:

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Regnevelc: Jan 12, 2003; I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

Azhais posted:

DraftInsiders equates him to Kam Chancellor

I'm in. Arizona needs safeties. I was hoping Pryor would drop and I think he was Arizona's pick at 20 till he went at 18. I'm ok with it. Kiem has drafted well.

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Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

When was the last time the Patriots actually used their 1st Round pick?

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Pistol Packin Poet: Nov 5, 2012; Everyone needs an
escape goat!

bigmcgaffney posted:

Cards wanted buccanon the whole time it seems like, killer secondary now. They had no strong safety.

Which is why I don't mind the pick

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Zifnab: Aug 21, 2005; Hope Springs Eternal

Wasn't this the guy who didn't work out for a team that visited FSU because he was "too tired"?

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nah: Mar 16, 2009

remember like 8 years ago when every team was obsessed with the idea of the "big WR" and virtually all of them sucked

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

as long as he's not that fucker who's name I've blocked out apparently because I can't even remember him

thank gently caress he's off the team tho

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Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

If the Pats trade out and Bridgewater is picked I legit have no idea what the Niners will do

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Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Sweeney Tom posted:

Is it me or has this been one of the funnier drafts

not for everyone

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

He's gonna drop fuckin EVERYTHING isn't he

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will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

XxGirlKisserxX posted:

obsessed with the idea of the "big WR" and virtually all of them sucked

Lions.txt

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Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Sash! posted:

I don't see what my race has to do with my expressing joy through not crying

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Brannock posted:

because they've generally grown up in extreme poverty and worked their entire lives for a vanishingly small shot at NFL stardom and the culmination of their dreams while under the collective gaze of the entire country is too overwhelming especially under the extreme pressure of worrying that you'll fall in the draft or be passed over like so many others

you are white as gently caress

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

RD I blame you for this somehow gently caress

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RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

Alouicious posted:

as long as he's not that fucker who's name I've blocked out apparently because I can't even remember him

thank gently caress he's off the team tho

Brandon LaFell?

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AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Ray Lewis is so happy for the draft picks. I'm really enjoying Ray tonight.

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Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Trade up Oakland. Do it. Do it.

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Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Hockles posted:

When was the last time the Patriots actually used their 1st Round pick?

Unironic Jace Amaro time

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Hockles posted:

When was the last time the Patriots actually used their 1st Round pick?

They had 2 in '12.

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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Sash! posted:

I don't see what my race has to do with my expressing joy through not crying

It's your white privilege is what he's getting at.

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

The suspense is killing me

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

THE PATS ARE PICKING

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Sweeney Tom posted:

Is it me or has this been one of the funnier drafts

Nothing will beat Ted Ginn Jr. and his entire family.

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wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

whypick1 posted:

So he was responsible for getting Wazzu in position for quite possibly the greatest meltdown in a bowl game ever? I love this guy already.

uggggggggghhhhHHHHHHHHH

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

RumbleFish posted:

Brandon LaFell?

YES THAT FUCKER

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Sash! posted:

I don't see what my race has to do with my expressing joy through not crying

lol just back down man

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Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

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Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Jimmmy G., Tennessee QB, 2nd round, busts out in three years. Durh.

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Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

Honestly, as a Patriots fan, I would be cool with Teddy Bridgewater as an eventual replacement to Brady.

I also would be cool with Marqise Lee because he's somehow crazy underrated.

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skipdogg: Nov 29, 2004; Resident SRT-4 Expert

New Division posted:

OH GOD WHY I GOTTA PLAY ON THE CARDINALS

Hey! AZ was good last year... 10-6 in the NFC West dammit.

Comfortador posted:

Holy poo poo, what? Why does Arizona draft secondary? Are they the loving Anti-Lions?

Do they?

Safety was a need for AZ. Palmer is pretty decent, and Arians is fine with his backup QB, they addressed the O line in FA, and Cooper is coming back. Their needs were OLB, and Safety. D-Line is solid, they picked up Cromartie as CB, Honey Badger is coming back. Safety makes sense. Not a sexy pick at all, but I trust Keim right now.

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