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8-bit Miniboss
May 24, 2005

CORPO COPS CAME FOR MY :filez:
Anti-faces maybe?

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

sticklefifer posted:

I'm still 100% convinced that the gist of this conversation basically happened:

Punk: I can't do this anymore. I'm hurt, I'm exhausted, and I'm frustrated with my position on the card again. I'm going home.
Vince: Well I'm sorry to hear that, but I can't stop you. Just keep it quiet until your contract runs out. Stay under the radar and we'll do the same about you, and then the door's open if you ever want to come back. Besides, we can use it to work people a bit. Controversy is good for both of us.

I guess we'll find out in late summer. Or not.

You never air the dirty laundry because then if Punk decides a few months later he wants to come back you can declare it was a work all along and come up with a story for it. The long con, every drat one of you were made fools of.

Luigi Thirty fucked around with this message at 22:50 on May 9, 2014

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

Daniel Bryan posted:

You beat up a guy that gets beat up all the time, that makes you an rear end in a top hat. You beat up a bully, the bully got what they deserve.


Ah I see what you're saying.

I'm hoping for a Sheamus/Byan feud, and if the company considers Sheamus heel at this point they might be going in that direction, but Sheamus still feels like a midcarder right now and none of the midcard guys have much personality either way.

You're right, Sheamus beating Ambrose that way doesn't make him a heel.

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

TheJoker138 posted:

Yes, so the Shield beating up HHH and Evolution makes them babyfaces.

Right, but not sympathetic babyfaces, i.e. you cheer the guy because he keeps getting screwed by the heel in lovely ways and you want to see him get his revenge.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

TheJoker138 posted:

Yes, so the Shield beating up HHH and Evolution makes them babyfaces.

I'm just saying I don't know if the audience at large sees the Shield as someone that has been screwed with by management (Evolution) all that much. And when they did, they beat them all up before they could do anything including a guy who doesn't even wrestle.

It also doesn't help that Sheamus won it in a fair fight with no shenanigans. While the Battle Royal stacked the odds against Ambrose, he didn't even get ganged up on in the Battle Royal. He just lost like anyone else would.

And stacking upon that with BlueArmyMan, that's part of the problem with "the new kayfabe." I have no perception management doesn't actually like the Shield. I know they do. It's not the same way with Bryan, which is why I feel it worked/works so well.

Daniel Bryan fucked around with this message at 22:56 on May 9, 2014

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

PunkBoy posted:

JBL puts over everyone that isn't Rey Mysterio.

he does the Jesse Ventura method of admitting their skill but always dumping on them personally, which is a perfectly legitimate heel commentator tactic.

except with cena, when it's not just about his wrestling ability but also what a great guy he is and how the wwe universe loves him

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Daniel Bryan posted:

You beat up a guy that gets beat up all the time, that makes you an rear end in a top hat. You beat up a bully, the bully got what they deserve.

If you always win fair fights, people love you. It is sometimes risky when they have the Shield beating people up 3 on 1, but no one is going to hate them for beating Evolution or anyone 3 on 3 or 1 on 1.

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Oct 30, 2009

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The Shield debuted as a strong, well-protected heel stable that could beat their opponents, even top guys like Cena, so I'm glad the face turn presents them as exactly the same for the most part.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Ambrose looked pretty strong, he had around 6-7 eliminations from what I remember. And Sheamus is credible as a main-event threat, it's not really damaging to lose clean to him, or is it.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

MassRafTer posted:

If you always win fair fights, people love you. It is sometimes risky when they have the Shield beating people up 3 on 1, but no one is going to hate them for beating Evolution or anyone 3 on 3 or 1 on 1.

Yes but rarely are the Shield "gotten to" is what I mean. Ambrose lost a meaningless title he basically never defended. Whoopie.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Supreme Allah posted:

And Sheamus is credible as a main-event threat, it's not really damaging to lose clean to him, or is it.

Definitely not. There was nothing in the match to suggest a heel turn. Of course a wrestler would hit his finisher before attempting to win the match. If they're really claiming this is a heel turn they need to do more work to cement the turn. The most surprising thing was strapping a midcard title on Sheamus.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Daniel Bryan posted:

Yes but rarely are the Shield "gotten to" is what I mean. Ambrose lost a meaningless title he basically never defended. Whoopie.

You don't have to be. Reigns especially. Goldberg got big because he was the superman rear end kicker everyone wants to be at some point in their life when they feel vulnerable or afraid.

Fair to Midland
Jan 13, 2010

by Cowcaster

Never listen to anything the poster Daniel Bryan says unless it's a quote from Meltzer, which is basically 95% of his posts. It's not hard to filter out his horrible opinions.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Yes but it's not 1998 anymore so the shelf-life on that is going to be significantly lower than ever before. A guy never loses, eventually people just want to see the guy lose.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Fair to Midland posted:

Never listen to anything the poster Daniel Bryan says unless it's a quote from Meltzer, which is basically 95% of his posts. It's not hard to filter out his horrible opinions.

His opinions are no better or worse than most people on this forum.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
I almost always say "I think" when I say something that is just my opinion. You're allowed to disagree. It's fun!

Fair to Midland
Jan 13, 2010

by Cowcaster

MassRafTer posted:

His opinions are no better or worse than most people on this forum.

Running to his aid is wrestling "insider" #2.

e: I'd say #1 but usually DB beats you to the Meltzer copy pastes.

e2: I'm typing this while seeing on my other screen the Legends House members with waxed chests jiggling all over. Go Wrestling.

Fair to Midland fucked around with this message at 23:21 on May 9, 2014

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

I don't really know what's objectionable about someone saying "The Shield are not traditional underdog babyfaces"

MassRafTer posted:

His opinions are no better or worse than most people on this forum.

how good are my opinions, mrt?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

oatgan posted:

I don't really know what's objectionable about someone saying "The Shield are not traditional underdog babyfaces"


how good are my opinions, mrt?

98th percentile.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
The Shield is what happens if Austin cloned himself twice and formed a stable

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.

MassRafTer posted:

98th percentile.

what about mine?

Judge meeeeee.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Stallion Cabana posted:

what about mine?

Judge meeeeee.

My judgement of you.

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Oct 30, 2009

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I'd say most posters in here are a solid B+.

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:

Fair to Midland posted:

Running to his aid is wrestling "insider" #2.

e: I'd say #1 but usually DB beats you to the Meltzer copy pastes.

e2: I'm typing this while seeing on my other screen the Legends House members with waxed chests jiggling all over. Go Wrestling.

Boy, you really hate Dave for some reason

SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!


:frolf:

he knows...

ChampRamp posted:

Boy, you really hate Dave for some reason

He's just another mark, brother. *rips up won on ppv*

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

Daniel Bryan posted:

Yes but it's not 1998 anymore so the shelf-life on that is going to be significantly lower than ever before. A guy never loses, eventually people just want to see the guy lose.

As long as there's stakes the crowd can believe in, you can have a dominant babyface.

The problem with a guy like John Cena isn't that he's dominant, it's that there's no stakes. After a match, Cena looks and acts exactly the same. If he wins, rapadoo. If he loses, it doesn't matter because he's above it all.

With The Shield, they're dominant but they almost always have a hard fought match, you can believe that there's a chance they'll lose and they look exhausted at the end of their matches.

(It also doesn't help that the WWE seems to think that turning a person babyface means stripping them of any character and making them super bland)

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I like me.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Daniel Bryan posted:

Yes but it's not 1998 anymore so the shelf-life on that is going to be significantly lower than ever before. A guy never loses, eventually people just want to see the guy lose.

I don't see why it would be. It worked with Ryback and they didn't handle his jobber squash push very well. If Reigns can't go in the ring for his role, then it won't work. If he can go at the level of even Batista in 2005 he'll be fine.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Call Me Charlie posted:

As long as there's stakes the crowd can believe in, you can have a dominant babyface.

The problem with a guy like John Cena isn't that he's dominant, it's that there's no stakes. After a match, Cena looks and acts exactly the same. If he wins, rapadoo. If he loses, it doesn't matter because he's above it all.

With The Shield, they're dominant but they almost always have a hard fought match, you can believe that there's a chance they'll lose and they look exhausted at the end of their matches.

(It also doesn't help that the WWE seems to think that turning a person babyface means stripping them of any character and making them super bland)

Right. Which is why they're working as babyfaces. I was just telling people why beating them up isn't going to get much heat because there isn't much sympathy in their characters.

MassRafTer posted:

I don't see why it would be. It worked with Ryback and they didn't handle his jobber squash push very well. If Reigns can't go in the ring for his role, then it won't work. If he can go at the level of even Batista in 2005 he'll be fine.
I'm just making predictions. The entire dynamic of what a crowd reacts to at TV these days has changed, so it's difficult to tell if you ask me.

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

Call Me Charlie posted:

With The Shield, they're dominant but they almost always have a hard fought match, you can believe that there's a chance they'll lose and they look exhausted at the end of their matches.

...are we allowed to admit we watched Smackdown early in this thread? Cause Smackdown tonight is real good.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

oatgan posted:

I don't really know what's objectionable about someone saying "The Shield are not traditional underdog babyfaces"



Underdogs? No. But saying you can't sympathise with the cool dudes being hosed about by the bad guys trying to stop them going around and being awesome seems pretty far from reality. They're popular and over as faces at this point, the crowd reactions make this obvious. And Ambrose is the guy that takes the majority of the heat in their matches and was picked on especially by the Authority with the 4-way on Smackdown and now the battle royal days later trying to get petty revenge by taking his title away. I don't see how it's a hard storyline to follow and how you can think that him losing to Shaemus after getting so close to defying the odds isn't supposed to make you mad at Shaemus for helping the Authority get their way.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

as a side note I hope Sheamus's gimmick going forward is "fucks over internet darlings" because between the battle royal and 18 Seconds he could kill in front of the right crowd

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.

thank you for your kind words xoxo

V thank you for your kind words xoxo

Stallion Cabana fucked around with this message at 00:22 on May 10, 2014

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Stallion Cabana posted:

what about mine?

Judge meeeeee.

I saw you posting in a Men Drinkin' Coffee LP so that's 99th percentile material if I ever saw it.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Hey guys! Vince Russo has a new website! http://www.pyroandballyhoo.com/. What does the ture genius of pro wrestling have to say!

Vince Russo posted:

IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?!!!
by Vince Russo / 0 Comments / 191 View / 9th May 2014
Vince Russo
Vince Russo

What’s the deal, man? Why does everything have to keep changing, or evolving. OK, I get it—-somethings NEED to evolve. Bell bottoms were comical. No shot clock in college basketball was BRUTAL (along with dunking being outlawed). Twenty-five inch TVs being the largest you could get was inexcusable. Walking around with a 25 lb. cell phones during the early stages of its development was backbreaking. The old NBA uniforms were on the verge of being pornographic, so yeah–baggy them up. All the foremost mentioned–-indeed NEEED to evolve.

Batman didn’t need to evolve, regardless of HOW GOOD Christian Bale was. There was no need to do away with vinyl, cassettee tapes, or 8-tracks. Even if when your 8-tracks used to play two tracks at once while you were riding down the highway, you had to fold up a matchbook cover and jam it inside your deck, underneath the tape so it would play just one–-PERFECTLY fine. What was wrong with the Beta machine? And, not only did they kill off Beta, but they also murdered it’s replacement VHS.

Talking animals in cartoons didn’t need to be killed off–what did Huckleberry Hound, Yogi Bear, Atom Ant, or poor, poor Peter Potomus ever do to anyone. OK, the hippo may have taken a few towns out with his “Hurricane” Hollar, but towns can be rebuilt. Why do they have to mess with things that just don’t need to be messed with? How many versions of the “Odd Couple” came after Tony Randall and Jack Klugman had already mastered it? How many were successful? What about “Planet of the Apes”, and trying to put Marky Mark in Charlton Heston’s space boots? Somethings are just sacred and meant to be left alone. I swear, if they ever attempt to remake “Rocky”, or “Saturday Night Fever” for that matter–-I’m finding a bridge and taking the plunge!!!

Plain-M&Ms-PileBut NOTHING, I mean NOTHING is more sacred than toying with the recipes of the food that we’ve loved from childhood. There are so many example: let’s start with the “New” Coke that lasted about 10 minutes. Can you imagine? Changing the taste of “COKE”? Why? Coke was, and still is the “nectar of the Gods”, what inspired someone to mess with that? And what about the Hostess Fruit Pie? No way they are the same today as when I was a kid. When I was growing up you almost needed to use TWO hands to eat a Hostess fruit pie. grant it–-my hands were much smaller at the time, but trust me–-the tasty treat was MUCH BIGGER!!! Here’s one that is absolutely sinful—-the sacred M & M. OK, you had your plain, and you had your peanut. Cool? Not too many hard decisions to make. I was always a “plain” guy. Just cleaner–-I don’t know why, but they are. However, and for whatever reason, suddenly there are SEVENTY-FIVE types on M & Ms. You have your Almond M & Ms, your dark chocolate ones, mint, coconut, peppermint. peanut butter, pretzel,and MINIS. Can you imagine that? MINIS? What–-are the M & Ms TOO BIG IN THEIR ORIGINAL FORM?!!! Why on God’s green earth would you shrink the M & M? Who are you going to feed them to–-baby birds?!!! It’s blasphemy I tell you!

colonel-sandersBut this rant hasn’t even started yet. No I’m just warming up the pitching arm in the bullpen. I was reading an article today online at https://www.dailyfinance.com and it stated that “McDonalds” is “test tasting” different versions of their FRENCH FRIES at selected locations across the country. Now let me sit back here a minute, and catch my breath. My world completely crumbled when Colonial Sander’s KFC grew bigger than even he ever imagined, and he was forced to share his “secret recipe” with others because the demand became too big for him to meet himself. I mean, that’s a lot of chicken to fry. However, the minute that he turned it over–-the fried chicken TASTED LIKE EVERYBODY ELSES FRIED CHICKEN!!! There was nothing SECRET about it anymore. That was traumatic for me . . . .but this?!!! The McDonald French Fry is more than just sacred, heck, if it could walk, or talk, I’d label it a Saint for crying out loud!!! McDonald’s fries have been a staple in all our lives from as far back as we can remember. No other fry on the planet could contest with it, not Burger King, not Hardees, and certainly not Jack in the Box. As I’m sitting here writing this I can almost feel the perfectly cut, warm potato just seducing my taste buds. The slight sprinkling of salt, the “soft” crunch, the almost erotic taste. All right–-too much information–any way–-IT WAS GOOD!!! The closet thing to perfection as say . . . well . . . RIRI!!!

thCACPJ5HDGoing forward their plan is this: McDonalds is going to give us seasonings to sprinkle on our fried friends ourselves–-the flavors are Garlic Parmesan, Zesty Ranch and Spicy Buffalo. Give me a moment . . . .I just threw up in my own mouth!!! BUFFALO FRIES?!!! Are you kidding me? What’s next, chocolate dipping sauce for my McNuggets!!! What ever happened to if it’s not broke DON’T FIX IT?!!! That is a good, solid rule. There is not one single flaw in the original McDonald’s fry–-not one. It’s the Mona Lisa of french fries;n a true work of delectable art.

Ronald, DO SOMETHING!!! Step in and shut this thing down before it’s too late. If you don’t . . . what’s next . . . YOU? Maybe some nice, red dreads–-who knows what?!!!

BigRed0427 fucked around with this message at 00:39 on May 10, 2014

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

I personally enjoy the fact that the Shield have kept their personalities largely intact, aren't the typical WWE faces cutting stilted pandering promos, and are pretty much the same dudes only they're beating up people who are bigger assholes than them now.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

Blasmeister posted:

And Ambrose is the guy that takes the majority of the heat in their matches and was picked on especially by the Authority with the 4-way on Smackdown and now the battle royal days later trying to get petty revenge by taking his title away. I don't see how it's a hard storyline to follow and how you can think that him losing to Shaemus after getting so close to defying the odds isn't supposed to make you mad at Shaemus for helping the Authority get their way.

Ambrose getting the most damaged really makes him my favourite member of The Shield. I know Rollins get beat up a lot too, but people beating down Ambrose really sticks in my head for some reason. The Wyatts/Shield match at Main Event on April 8th, for example, features tons of the three Wyatts beating up on poor Ambrose, which makes the end just that much sweeter.

Rollin's balcony dive really makes me want to reconsider, though...

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Thauros posted:

I personally enjoy the fact that the Shield have kept their personalities largely intact, aren't the typical WWE faces cutting stilted pandering promos, and are pretty much the same dudes only they're beating up people who are bigger assholes than them now.

One of the reasons the Attitude Era is thought of so fondly, despite a lot of the stuff in it aging really poorly, is it was the first time the WWE really started letting heels-turned-faces do this. In my opinion.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Fair to Midland posted:

Running to his aid is wrestling "insider" #2.

e: I'd say #1 but usually DB beats you to the Meltzer copy pastes.

e2: I'm typing this while seeing on my other screen the Legends House members with waxed chests jiggling all over. Go Wrestling.

People are gonna give you poo poo but you aren't wrong - have to wait for the official star ratings on those posts before I can really tell for sure though

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Mr. Carlisle posted:

People are gonna give you poo poo but you aren't wrong - have to wait for the official star ratings on those posts before I can really tell for sure though

Keep it up, eventually if you keep repeating yourself it will happen.

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