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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Yuriy posted:

:ortiz: hanging out with Rey and Chavo lol

I legit thought "Oh god, so that's what Orton looks like without being super-tanned, no wonder he's always overboard with it"

Now I'll never be able to see him and not see Tito.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Yuriy posted:



:ortiz: hanging out with Rey and Chavo lol

6'0"
6'2"
5'6"

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Lid posted:

6'0"
6'2"
5'6"

5'6" is :ortiz:'s head

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


TwoDogs1Cup posted:

He's only 29.... :staredog:

Holy crap. I had no idea who that was and just assumed it was some retired wrestler from the early 90's who was in his 50s.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Yuriy posted:



:ortiz: hanging out with Rey and Chavo lol

I love it. Rey will turn 40 this year and he still looks like a teenager. A teenager who rebelled against his parents by getting a whole lot of lovely tattoos.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"


:(

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

oldpainless posted:


I like to believe the title isn't so much advice as JBL threatening you that the next time he sees you you better have some more goddam money somehow.

Remember: This is the man Ric Flair took financial advice from when he was making a loanshark company.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

C. Everett Koop posted:

If you have to see a Drake deathmatch (a Drakematch), see the barefoot thumbtacks match with the late JC Bailey. If you're thinking, "Barefoot thumbtacks that sounds exceptionally dumb," you're right. The whole match is two guys trying to find the dumbest possible thing to do in each scenario and then finding ways to top it. It's nuts in a good and bad way.

Surely, THE Drake Younger deathmatch has to be vs Sami Callihan from DDT4 2013. That's not even a wrestling match, it's a loving war.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Fish Of Doom posted:

Holy crap. I had no idea who that was and just assumed it was some retired wrestler from the early 90's who was in his 50s.

I guess he's younger than you thought :haw:

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
It looks like Drake figured "I gotta be tan for WWE" and then it turns out that when he tans he looks like old shoe leather because of all his deathmatching through the years.

bullfights on acid
Jul 21, 2012

Germansimp posted:

I love it. Rey will turn 40 this year and he still looks like a teenager. A teenager who rebelled against his parents by getting a whole lot of lovely tattoos.

I don't know what you see in that photo but Rey certainly does not look like a teenager.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
It looks like he's half-seriously listening to a lecture on why he shouldn't knee them both in the face.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

MrBling posted:

It looks like Drake figured "I gotta be tan for WWE" and then it turns out that when he tans he looks like old shoe leather because of all his deathmatching through the years.

I think a lot of those wrinkles are from constant smiling. Good for Drake!

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib


They are using seeing Bully Ray's calves as a selling point apparently.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gonzo McFee posted:

Remember: This is the man Ric Flair took financial advice from when he was making a loanshark company.

Remember: this is the man who has made millions and millions of dollars on the stock market.

thatguyclint
Apr 11, 2005
See, I didn't know that...ducks eat for free at Subway.

TL posted:



They are using seeing Bully Ray's calves as a selling point apparently.

Not even his calves; a cartoon exaggeration of his calves, accompanied by his real upper body.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
...And a fallen/destroyed tower to advertise a show in New York City. Don't forget that part.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


sticklefifer posted:

...And a fallen/destroyed tower to advertise a show in New York City. Don't forget that part.

He just wants to be like his father-in-law.

Shadalator
Oct 22, 2005

I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch

sticklefifer posted:

...And a fallen/destroyed tower to advertise a show in New York City. Don't forget that part.

:bahgawd:

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

TL posted:



They are using seeing Bully Ray's calves as a selling point apparently.
....

:crossarms:

:stare:

:eek:

:ughh:

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010



Why is this still funny?

MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

Manic_Misanthrope posted:

Why is this still funny?

Because Hogan moves and poses so stiff that these become a Jack Kirby comic.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Holy poo poo, Cesaro's new t-shirt.

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

Manic_Misanthrope posted:

Why is this still funny?

It's the last panel. Brings the whole thing together.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

BlueArmyMan posted:

It's the last panel. Brings the whole thing together.

Why are you running? I did this for you.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Phenix Rising posted:

Holy poo poo, Cesaro's new t-shirt.

I don't like it, I mean I know it supposed to be the old King of the Ring logo but it looks like a promotional shirt I'd get for eating at Burger King.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

I don't like it, I mean I know it supposed to be the old King of the Ring logo but it looks like a promotional shirt I'd get for eating at Burger King.

Come to my key party and get a free whopper!!!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

They don't even call him the king of swing anymore lmao

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

oatgan posted:

They don't even call him the king of swing anymore lmao

They probably will now that there's a shirt

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


oatgan posted:

They don't even call him the king of swing anymore lmao

Heyman has called him the King of Swing literally every time he's brought him out.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

njsykora posted:

Heyman has called him the King of Swing literally every time he's brought him out.

no he's been "The King of Extreme" for a few weeks now

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

oatgan posted:

no he's been "The King of Extreme" for a few weeks now
He also calls him the King of Swing too when he's giving his long introduction

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

he was just the king of extreme because he was booked against RVD at Extreme Rules imo

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
You wanna talk about bad merch I'm afraid I have some bad merch for you

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

the only element of that shirt that works is that it's black

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Why haven't they made a 3MB shirt yet? That is bad news. :(

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Bard Maddox posted:

You wanna talk about bad merch I'm afraid I have some bad merch for you



they forgot to put poo poo on the shoulders.

At least When Japan goes full on ugly shirt they do it to the hilt.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Endless Mike posted:

Why haven't they made a 3MB shirt yet? That is bad news. :(

They've got so many hilariously stupid elements to their gear, it'd be hard to pick one and make a design around it. Maybe all flames, or faux holes in it, or fuzzy trim, or a studded hemline or some feathers...

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Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!

Bard Maddox posted:

You wanna talk about bad merch I'm afraid I have some bad merch for you



this is like the poo poo they sell at third party vendors or barbershop window

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