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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

MoreLikeTen posted:

This makes me really curious to know what animal body image issues are like, and what sorts of surgical enhancements animals would get if they could.

Elk get really self-conscious over male pattern balding



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Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


MoreLikeTen posted:

This makes me really curious to know what animal body image issues are like, and what sorts of surgical enhancements animals would get if they could.

Lol, a lot of douches inject "Site Enhancement oil" (aka synthoil) into their muscles to make them appear bigger. You are not actually meant to do this with the stuff and it results in huge, spongey biceps that are the equivalent of giant cysts.

Tamayachi
Sep 25, 2007

Did you think about it?


Yes. Yes you did.

Jaramin posted:



I found this browsing the list of extinct species a couple months ago.

drat it, which is it??

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

edit: wrong thread.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




MoreLikeTen posted:

This makes me really curious to know what animal body image issues are like, and what sorts of surgical enhancements animals would get if they could.

Guppies will hang around relatively uglier guppies to look more attractive by comparison.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

AndyElusive posted:

It would be cool if GW came up with an edition they could rock for as long as the time between Rogue Trader and 2nd or 2nd and 3rd.

I'm cautiously optimistic that 7th is this edition.

But at this point I wonder if they figure it's more profitable for rules revisions every 2-3 years.

What are you doing here?

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

LoonShia posted:

What are you doing here?

Here have a picture of an animal looking silly because you didn't catch my edit.

Skunkduster
Jul 15, 2005




MoreLikeTen posted:

This makes me really curious to know what animal body image issues are like, and what sorts of surgical enhancements animals would get if they could.

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monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Has science gone too far?

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


MoreLikeTen posted:

This makes me really curious to know what animal body image issues are like, and what sorts of surgical enhancements animals would get if they could.

Synthol injected Baboon asses. Bigger. Redder. Meaner.

hepscat
Jan 16, 2005

Avenging Nun

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Probably better than I could do.



A new trend I hope catches on soon.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Memento posted:

Probably better than I could do.



A new trend I hope catches on soon.

You'll regret it when it catches on with your grandma.

Nyyen
Jun 26, 2005

MACHINE MEN
with MACHINE MINDS
and MACHINE HEARTS

Memento posted:

Probably better than I could do.



A new trend I hope catches on soon.

Nah, that look is vintage as hell.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Angela Christine posted:

You'll regret it when it catches on with your grandma.

all my grandparents are dead

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.

amityville anus posted:

all my grandparents are dead

Chest colds?

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



amityville anus posted:

all my grandparents are dead
Really regret it.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

amityville anus posted:

all my grandparents are dead

But now you'll never get to miss exams for free.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Weird animals, you say?



O.K.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Say Nothing posted:

Weird animals, you say?



OK. I need to know more about this strange stilt-fox.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Yeah, I'm a little curious myself. And I get the feeling that typing "long legged fox" into google won't be very helpful.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Solice Kirsk posted:

OK. I need to know more about this strange stilt-fox.

It's a Maned Wolf, despite not really having a mane and definitely not being a wolf

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

OK. I need to know more about this strange stilt-fox.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maned_wolf

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.
Long-legged foxes are pretty loving weird but how about RIPPED KANGAROOS

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
That's was just posted one page ago.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

FinalGamer posted:

Long-legged foxes are pretty loving weird but how about RIPPED KANGAROOS



Can anyone tell me why kangaroos are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are kanagroos so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that kangaroo is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about kangaroos being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids.

dud root
Mar 30, 2008

Meatwave posted:

Can anyone tell me why kangaroos are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are kanagroos so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that kangaroo is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about kangaroos being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids.

Recent epidemic of Kangaroo steroid abuse. Tragic.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

dud root posted:

Recent epidemic of Kangaroo steroid abuse. Tragic.


I'm really serious.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Meatwave posted:

I'm really serious.

Hi Serious. I'm Dad.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Xander77 posted:

Really regret it.

I don't know, she might give him a boner.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Meatwave posted:

Can anyone tell me why kangaroos are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are kanagroos so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that kangaroo is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about kangaroos being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids.

It's all about the ladies, apparently: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-24/research-shows-link-between-kangaroo-arm-muscles-and-their-fema/4840710

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Meatwave posted:

Can anyone tell me why kangaroos are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are kanagroos so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that kangaroo is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about kangaroos being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids.

Holy poo poo these forums are getting recursive

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Weird animals, you say?



O.K.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

Holy poo poo these forums are getting recursive

It's like that movie with Bill Murray, where he's reliving the same thing over and over again.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Say Nothing posted:

Weird animals, you say?


OK. I need to know more about this abhorrence of nature.









http://www.amusingplanet.com/2014/02/pacu-fish-with-very-human-teeth.html
"Ball-cutter". Sorry, guys. :ohdear:

dud root
Mar 30, 2008

Modern Day Hercules posted:

It's like that movie with Bill Murray, where he's reliving the same thing over and over again.

Ghostbusters 1 and then 2 where he relives the same role?

WTF BEES
Feb 26, 2004

I think I just hit a creature?

kinmik posted:

OK. I need to know more about this abhorrence of nature.

Amazonian fish (Pacu?) that eats hard nuts/fruits that fall into the water during the wet season.

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Pocket Billiards
Aug 29, 2007
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Meatwave posted:

Can anyone tell me why kangaroos are so ripped?

Peptides

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