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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

subhelios posted:

At least the food is safe, since the pan landed rightside-up!

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subhelios
May 26, 2013

Unfortunately, there is no such game as 'World of Submarines.'

I know people who would still eat it.

(earlier post was a poorly formatted joke)

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro
Wrestling being mentioned gives me the excuse to post this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGuw09cHHz4

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Demon of the East posted:

Wrestling being mentioned gives me the excuse to post this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGuw09cHHz4

Post Your Favorite (or Request) > The schadenfreude thread: Seriously, what the hell did they actually think would happen?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

"You guys OK?" - A literal imbecile.

e: I'll sign my posts if I want to :colbert:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
He's wearing a Pinhead tshirt, which is appropriate, because he is a Pinhead, and he has just entered a dimension where the only sensation he can feel is pain.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
A classic:

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0szRot7iPNo&t=87s

So that's why Planet Fitness bans people for dropping weights. :v:

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq7XexNEgJI&t=36s

I could watch this 4 seconds of film for eternity.

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

FrozenVent posted:

A classic:



It just doesn't stop :haw:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I assume this is fake, on account of the fact that the majority of toasters don't contain any pyrotechnic material, and also that those guys are Australian sketch comedians.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

The schdenfreude is now that it's in animated gif form it denies their lovely fake clickbait youtube video views.

Varjon
Oct 9, 2012

Comrades, I am discover LSD!

Memento posted:

I assume this is fake, on account of the fact that the majority of toasters don't contain any pyrotechnic material, and also that those guys are Australian sketch comedians.

Explosions also don't tend to be accompanied by a perfect flash of white to aid in concealing an edit

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Captain Trips posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0szRot7iPNo&t=87s

So that's why Planet Fitness bans people for dropping weights. :v:

Oh man, the angry yell at the end. :allears:

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

My favourite are the "It's a social experiment!!!" guys. 'Cos being an insufferable dick is okay if you're doing it for SCIENCE I guess.

This happens on tumblr, too. People will post ridiculously aggressive or inflammatory 'asks' (basically questions you submit to a blog) on people's pages then when the page-owner responds with 'what the gently caress was that? Why are you getting all riled up about me posting a photo of [thing]' the asker will try to weasel out of being a shithead on the internet by saying 'I'm doing a social experiment', it's ridiculous.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Magic Hate Ball posted:

Oh man, the angry yell at the end. :allears:

Dawning comprehension and anger is the best thing.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Varjon posted:

Explosions also don't tend to be accompanied by a perfect flash of white to aid in concealing an edit

I want to buy a 480V toaster now.

But seriously the circuit a toaster is on in a house won't have nearly the kind of fault energy depicted here. Plus I haven't seen many toasters that are grounded.

Three-Phase has a new favorite as of 02:17 on May 12, 2014

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Well that's one way to remove a tattoo.

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Shugojin posted:

Dawning comprehension and anger is the best thing.

Oh my god, I live for these moments more than the actual mistakes being made.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRn0CHjiirA

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

cowboythreespeech posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq7XexNEgJI&t=36s

I could watch this 4 seconds of film for eternity.

Oh god, the guy around 3 minutes in going down the steps...I did almost that exact same thing going down a set of stairs at high school when someone bumped me from behind and about broke my ankle. Hurts just to watch his ankle crumple like that :ohdear:

piss explosion
Apr 2, 2005
I THINK MURDER AND BIGOTRY ARE FUNNY!!

I'm not sure whether he's falling off or performing a sweet rendition of Ken's throw

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.
Terrible Ontario politician Tim Hudak crams himself, his staff and the press into a crowded subway car to have a press conference while riding to the next stop. A transit cop kicks them off for not having the necessary permits.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/hudaks-transit-plan-unveiling-nearly-derailed-by-ttc-cops/article18597722/


"Hey, we gotta go home, man."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwXkxtfKIME


Only two days ago Hudak promised to eliminate 100,000 public sector jobs if he becomes Premier. The Conservative Party's twitter account tried to blame the subway incident on one of the unions. Also, the older man next to Hudak is Doug Holyday, Rob Ford's former deputy mayor. He's getting too old for this poo poo.


treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

rocket_350 posted:

Terrible Ontario politician Tim Hudak crams himself, his staff and the press into a crowded subway car to have a press conference while riding to the next stop. A transit cop kicks them off for not having the necessary permits.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/hudaks-transit-plan-unveiling-nearly-derailed-by-ttc-cops/article18597722/


"Hey, we gotta go home, man."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwXkxtfKIME


Only two days ago Hudak promised to eliminate 100,000 public sector jobs if he becomes Premier. The Conservative Party's twitter account tried to blame the subway incident on one of the unions. Also, the older man next to Hudak is Doug Holyday, Rob Ford's former deputy mayor. He's getting too old for this poo poo.




Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

cowboythreespeech posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq7XexNEgJI&t=36s

I could watch this 4 seconds of film for eternity.

The best one is the skydivers stealing each others shoes.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009
Russia is not happy at all about Conchita Wurst winning Eurovision, because they hate The Gays.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-05-12/eurovision-austria-conchita-wurst-bearded-lady-russia-condemn/5445338

Delicious homophobe tears:

quote:

Wurst's victory prompted an outpouring of anti-gay anger from Russian politicians and stars with deputy prime minister Dmitry Rogozin tweeting that the result "showed supporters of European integration their European future: a bearded girl".

Nationalist politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky told Rossiya-1 state television: "There's no limit to our outrage. It's the end of Europe. It has turned wild. They don't have men and women any more. They have 'it'.

"Fifty years ago the Soviet army occupied Austria. We made a mistake in freeing Austria. We should have stayed."

quote:

Popular Russian hip-hop star Timati wrote on his Instagram account that Wurst's victory was the result of a "mental illness of contemporary society".

"I wouldn't like one fine day to have to explain to my child why two guys are kissing or a woman is walking round with a dyed beard and that's supposed to be normal," he said.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Goddamn russia is loving awful.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I really wonder what they were expecting from the Eurovision Song Contest because the Eurovision Song Contest has a long-standing tradition of being as gay as the day is long.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
There is some thing hilarious about people getting so angry over some silly pop songs. "The end of europe".

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


For some reason homophobes around the world seem to think if gays get to be happy the world is going to implode for some reason. Like the core of the earth really hates those gays.

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

quote:

"Fifty years ago the Soviet army occupied Austria. We made a mistake in freeing Austria. We should have stayed."

:ussr::hf::godwin:

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Every time I see a photo or a video from Russia, everyone always looks like they long for death. So I'm guessing it's a "If I'm not happy, no one gets to be be happy" kind of thing.

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

TontoCorazon posted:

Goddamn russia is loving awful.

Maybe, but that Austrian really is the wurst.

Content:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0fZsd6lgAU

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Every time I see a photo or a video from Russia of my family, everyone always looks like they long for death. So I'm guessing it's a "If I'm not happy, no one gets to be be happy" kind of thing.

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

Has anyone said Tim Woodchuck?

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY6RHeI6KB8#t=187s

Perfect.

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

The guy getting attacked by the moose in this video is down right terrifying. That is one animal you do not want to piss off.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



I don't remember a similar outpouring of rage when Dana International won (or when Russia's own candidate was a cross-dresser). Did things actually get worse over the last decade?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

TontoCorazon posted:

For some reason homophobes around the world seem to think if gays get to be happy the world is going to implode for some reason. Like the core of the earth really hates those gays.

Uh, I'm pretty sure that was the premise of the movie The Core. As soon as Christopher Lowell got his own show on HGTV, the core was all "That's it, I'm done spinnin' for you degenerates." Then they had to fly their dildo ship into the core and juice it back to life.

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FirstPlayer
Jan 1, 2007

Beat me up and earn
fifteen respect points


I'd never actually seen the full clip of the guy high fiving on a skateboard then spilling coffee; the way he reacted makes me so much happier that it happened to him.

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