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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch! :)

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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Jerusalem, please, goons don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

CharlieFoxtrot, would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:





I want to get off.

This play has everything! :v:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

This play has everything! :v:

Gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

This play has everything! :v:

Now the movie's turned into a play! Still good, though.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Now the movie's turned into a play! Still good, though.

The ball is turning into a fat bald guy!

And you know what we say every time something strange happens, it's good TMMadman did that! It's very good!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Now the movie's turned into a play! Still good, though.

I've seen plays that were more exciting than this. Honest to God, plays.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Everything Counts posted:

Gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?

This is getting very abstract, but thank you: I do enjoy working at the bowling alley.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Do over Ham posted:

This is getting very abstract, but thank you: I do enjoy working at the bowling alley.

I live in a one bedroom apartment above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley...

:argh:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Angus MacGuyver? From North Kilttown?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

This is getting very abstract, but thank you: I do enjoy working at the bowling alley.


Did you shine your head in the Shine-O-Ball-O? :raise:

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Root Bear posted:

Did you shine your head in the Shine-O-Ball-O? :raise:

hmmm....

NO! :downs:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Spiffster posted:

hmmm....

NO! :downs:

OK, then. [checks his hair, then walks off]

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Stop! You're polishing bone!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MondayHotDog posted:

Stop! You're polishing bone!

Hack the bone! Hack the bone! :black101:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

Stop! You're polishing bone!

Oh, no. My brains!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Everything Counts posted:

Oh, no. My brains!

I get me brain medicine from the National Health! :downs:

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Mister Kingdom posted:

Hack the bone! Hack the bone! :black101:


Over the sink! Over the sink!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Do over Ham posted:

I get me brain medicine from the National Health! :downs:

You may be wondering about the coat hangers. They're to block the satellite that's been spying on me.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mister Kingdom posted:

Hack the bone! Hack the bone! :black101:

Fiddle-dee-dee, that will require a tetanus shot.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

Fiddle-dee-dee, that will require a tetanus shot.

You still never told us why Lenny bit you.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MondayHotDog posted:

You still never told us why Lenny bit you.

Not Lenny. NOT LENNY! :cry:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

You still never told us why Lenny bit you.

Well I really gave him no choice :shrug:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

You may be wondering about the coat hangers. They're to block the satellite that's been spying on me.

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?

But I've got nine home runs today!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

But I've got nine home runs today!

Darryl...Darryl...Darryl

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



TMMadman posted:

Darryl...Darryl...Darryl



Professional athletes... always wanting more.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Professional athletes... always wanting more.

Hey Charlie foxtrot has one of them robot cars!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Skeesix posted:

Hey Charlie foxtrot has one of them robot cars!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

MondayHotDog posted:

You still never told us why Lenny bit you.

Why? :stare:

He knows why. :argh:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Well I really gave him no choice :shrug:

:drac: I have a life outside this house, you know.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Writer Cath posted:

:drac: I have a life outside this house, you know.

You can't hide from me in this thread, Writer Cath. I spend 23 hours a day here.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


CatchrNdRy posted:

You can't hide from me in this thread, Writer Cath. I spend 23 hours a day here.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

CatchrNdRy posted:

You can't hide from me in this thread, Writer Cath. I spend 23 hours a day here.

Get 'im, Mawd! :haw:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

Get 'im, Mawd! :haw:

Maude, eh?

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Hey, Angel Pie! Can you drive me down to the liberry? I wanna rent us up some movies.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Not everything. There's still the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Not everything. There's still the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife.

The last thing I said to her was "no foot-longs". :(

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

Hey, Angel Pie! Can you drive me down to the liberry? I wanna rent us up some movies.

Notice how I no longer say "liberry" or "tommarrie". :eng101:

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
Tut tut, gentle Marge. For tonight here, in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes into the voluptuary. :heysexy:

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