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I know this one is a little far out there folks, but hear me out. One. Police are men and women who have given their lives to protect and serve. Two. Let's face it... being a cop is dangerous. Many gang members and criminals don't bat an eye at killing cops with guns and knives. Three. It is an immense tragedy when a police officer dies. There is often a newspaper special about it. These three facts point towards one undeniable conclusion: when a policeman dies, there needs to be a way to bring them back. In the game Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Adam Jensen is a cop who gets brutalized by a powerful criminal...he's as good as dead when the brute is through with him. But thanks to cyborg implants and advanced technology, he goes from this: to this: Pretty amazing stuff. And when you've seen how advanced robotic prosthetics have become these days, it strikes me as ridiculous that cops are dying even now. Well, that about sums it up, I'd love to know what sort of ideas you guys have for keeping our boys in blue alive and well.
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# ? May 12, 2014 09:36 |
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# ? May 19, 2024 16:22 |
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I think you need to get the stars out of your eyes, for one thing. Also, Adam Jensen is a security guard for a corporation, he's only badly wounded, and the reason for his modifications is both a plot point and because his boss is paying for it. Oh, and it's the future, so all that science-fiction wank is fair game. Think about it for a moment: if there was a way to "revive" anyone and place them in any sort of mechanical body, don't you think you would already be hearing about it? The only thing that comes anywhere close to what you're suggesting is stitching together various parts of dead officers into some kind of Frankenstein's Monster type of situation, and I sort of doubt you would get anyone to sign off on that. TheObserver fucked around with this message at 10:32 on May 12, 2014 |
# ? May 12, 2014 10:22 |
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I think it's more likely that we'll see brain dumps straight to a hard drive to preserve knowledge/information than it is to see cyborg cops/soldiers/anything.
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# ? May 12, 2014 11:20 |
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:I think it's more likely that we'll see brain dumps straight to a hard drive to preserve knowledge/information than it is to see cyborg cops/soldiers/anything. And thus mankind stemmed the tide of racial profiling flooding out into the fathomless depths of time.
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# ? May 12, 2014 11:33 |
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They're already planning this in Detroit in their robotcop program.
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# ? May 12, 2014 12:35 |
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I wanna be a cyborg like Adam Jensen though
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# ? May 12, 2014 13:58 |
Why would we want to revive dead cops? They're up in heaven with all their cop buddies beating minorities and planting evidence all day long.
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# ? May 12, 2014 15:51 |
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I'd like to hear more about your opinions on race relations, MassivelyBuckNegro.
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# ? May 12, 2014 16:32 |
Grem posted:I'd like to hear more about your opinions on race relations, MassivelyBuckNegro. I find the idea the term engenders abhorrent.
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# ? May 12, 2014 16:37 |
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:Why would we want to revive dead cops? so we can kill them again?
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# ? May 12, 2014 18:16 |
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Great, another way for cops to kill innocent civilians. "Sorry sarge, I thought I tapped the melee button, but I guess I must have held it down." "It's okay son, just sprinkle some crack on him."
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# ? May 12, 2014 19:27 |
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Branis posted:I wanna be a cyborg like Adam Jensen though Sorry Branis we regret we were out of stock on the Jensen model at the time of your unfortunate demise and we could only get one type in within the required post-death interval. Please enjoy your new corporeal form
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# ? May 13, 2014 04:07 |
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# ? May 13, 2014 04:39 |
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Cybranis undergoes careful training to regain critical motor skills
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# ? May 13, 2014 04:50 |
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Appreciate the input, guys. I had the idea of a cop with regenerating flesh at school yesterday, so even if a crook beat his face with chains and broken bottles, his flesh and bone would reform. Strictly speaking, this technology doesn't exist yet, but could it be possible with some sort of nanobot infusion?
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# ? May 14, 2014 09:23 |
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Cops have had the capability for flesh generation for ages. Take Park Ranger Slagcheek, he readily generates flesh, not with an infusion of nanobots but merely with consumer-grade powdered donuts. What you really need to look for is the tech to enable shifting that generated flesh to the wounded areas from his voluminous hips and thighs.
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# ? May 14, 2014 09:40 |
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Snowdens Secret posted:Cybranis undergoes careful training to regain critical motor skills whoah no fatties
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# ? May 14, 2014 20:45 |
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NO ZOMBIE COPS IN MY BACK YARD!
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# ? May 14, 2014 22:54 |
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robots arent zombies dummy
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# ? May 14, 2014 23:12 |
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Branis posted:robots arent zombies dummy Artificial life = ZOMBIE
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# ? May 15, 2014 00:17 |
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Aw, quit being such a cryborg
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# ? May 15, 2014 02:01 |
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:Why would we want to revive dead cops?
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# ? May 16, 2014 03:54 |
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i'll make the wiki if somebody posts the kickstarter
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# ? May 18, 2014 08:03 |