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MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
Guess JR will get to call some real (shoot, if you will) slobberknockers.

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
For all his faults, I'm glad Jim has other avenues he can explore and that he doesn't need WWE. The way that company bullies him is hosed up.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Poor JR, having to go from pro wrestling to calling fixed matches.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
:drat:

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Brodus Clay posted:

For the record I did not call my momma...

Full heel.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Dave Bautista ‏@DaveBautista
I swear to god a flight attendant just pronounced my name Bootista!! Doh!!!! I just can't catch a break!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Vertical Lime posted:

Dave Bautista ‏@DaveBautista
I swear to god a flight attendant just pronounced my name Bootista!! Doh!!!! I just can't catch a break!

The flight attendant was actually a smark. She recognized him when she saw he was gassed after pushing the flight attendant button.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
I would love it if JR worked his signature calls into boxing matches. Slobberknocker, one legged man, bah gawd, the whole nine yards! :bahgawd:

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

I too cannot wait for him to bust out his line about pet coons.

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009
Paul Heyman is a treasure.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Does Mr. T have a Twitter? Because if so I imagine it was riveting today.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Vertical Lime posted:

Dave Bautista ‏@DaveBautista
I swear to god a flight attendant just pronounced my name Bootista!! Doh!!!! I just can't catch a break!

Wasn't watching when he was a whiny heel but I've read here that it was much better than that bad recent face run

Edit: They should let him be funny

Edit2: Can't stop editing apparently

Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 07:19 on May 12, 2014

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006





I want this to go somewhere.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Raw is Andrew W.K. will be a hell of a thing.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Daztek posted:



I want this to go somewhere.

Raw Guest Host Andrew W.K. performing a new improved version of Adam Rose's entrance theme. This has to happen.

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
I have wanted Andrew W.K in the WWE for so long and I am beside myself that it finally may now occur.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Andrew W.K. would be an awesome celebrity guest host and if he isn't he can just shrug off the boos and troll the poo poo out of the crowd like he did at that one gathering of the juggalos.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

You guys are really lucky because Vince's pop culture knowledge of relevant people is almost to 2001 so I'd expect Andrew WK to be invited to RAW any day now.

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.

Mob posted:

You guys are really lucky because Vince's pop culture knowledge of relevant people is almost to 2001 so I'd expect Andrew WK to be invited to RAW any day now.

Andrew WK was also irrelevant in 2001 though!

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

Karmine posted:

Andrew WK was also irrelevant in 2001 though!

I dunno party hard got a TON of playtime

MisterGBH
Dec 6, 2010

Eric Bischoff is full of shit

AkumaHokoru posted:

I dunno party hard got a TON of playtime

You know that scene in Home Alone when John Candy talks about the songs that they have made and they all have polka in them? That's Andrew WK except replace polka with party.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Mob posted:

You guys are really lucky because Vince's pop culture knowledge of relevant people is almost to 2001 so I'd expect Andrew WK to be invited to RAW any day now.

I think we've still got a few months of Fred Durst left.

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

Luigi Thirty posted:

I think we've still got a few months of Fred Durst left.

We already had him. He flipped off the camera. It was great.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

MisterGBH posted:

You know that scene in Home Alone when John Candy talks about the songs that they have made and they all have polka in them? That's Andrew WK except replace polka with party.

If you drew a Venn Diagram and it had Guys Who Like To Party and Guys I Like To Watch it would just be one circle because I too like to party.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

If you drew a Venn Diagram and it had Guys Who Like To Party and Guys I Like To Watch it would just be one circle because I too like to party.

my name is Oatgan and I like to party

incredible bear
Jul 10, 2005

doing the bear maximum

oatgan posted:

my name is Oatgan and I like to party

my name is Oatgan and I like to party

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

incredible bear posted:

my name is Oatgan and I like to party

No your name is incredible bear and you do not party. I'm the only one that parties

The Senator Giroux
Jul 9, 2006
Dead Ringer

My name is Oatgan and I like to party

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

The Senator Giroux posted:

My name is Oatgan and I like to party

I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT PARTIES

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Drew McIntyre will ruin your little party.

crackage
Sep 20, 2004

by Ralp
when its time To Party oatgan will Party Hard

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

oatgan posted:

my name is Oatgan and I like to party

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006

oatgan posted:

I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT PARTIES
Sit perfectly still, only I may party.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

stone cold shade

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
Dad Stone Cold standing there with a disapproving stare and his hands on his hips while Cena just looks away, holding his arm going "Sorry Dad" then he eats a stunner and Austin goes "Don't be sorry, just don't do it again"

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Forreal tho Cena's STF is so bad. It's right up there with Rock's sharpshooter

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

The Rocks Sharpshooter is the best one

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

HulkaMatt posted:

Drew McIntyre will ruin your little party.
The difference is that that party is over.

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AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

I'll admit... having a little difficulty deciphering this one...

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