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May 11, 2014 16:34
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I don't think the whole invasion thing was thought out properly. It seems very unfair for the lone invader to be pitted up against a whole team of co-op players.
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May 11, 2014 17:39
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Toma posted:I don't think the whole invasion thing was thought out properly. It seems very unfair for the lone invader to be pitted up against a whole team of co-op players.
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May 11, 2014 17:48
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Redundant posted:I'm amazed literally anyone is still playing this game, let alone enough people playing for it to have fair match making. I saw people still playing Lost Planet multiplayer years after it was released. Lemme specify, it was Lost Planet 1.
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May 11, 2014 17:57
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Lost Planet isn't that bad. Just Boeing.
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May 11, 2014 19:05
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Toma posted:I don't think the whole invasion thing was thought out properly. It seems very unfair for the lone invader to be pitted up against a whole team of co-op players. I don't think they have to be alone. I think the invaders can come in pairs, too. Either way, it's a pretty genius bit of laziness. "Hey, you ever notice our enemy AI is total poo poo? Maybe we should fix it." "Naaaa, let's just make the multiplayer have random dudes drop into single-player games and take over the enemies. That'll add all the enemy challenge they could want!"
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May 11, 2014 22:43
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Gothsheep posted:I don't think they have to be alone. I think the invaders can come in pairs, too. Either way, it's a pretty genius bit of laziness. I think you're really reaching here.
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May 11, 2014 22:48
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Last time, we made contact with the mysterious Rebecca Weiss when a battalion of Squawkers impeded our ex-filtration by attacking us and half of the airport in an effort to capture Ms. Weiss... dead or alive! The two had to overcome the initial icy introduction and unite to stay alive. However, the Squawker's leader, TNeok, proved more than a match for the Men Jacking Coffee and so we had to regroup. Can Jim and Reb make it out alive? How does the airport get away with charging $8 for a bagel? Will overbooking bump the two from their flight, and if so, what compensatory options are available to them? Watch and find out!  
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May 12, 2014 11:10
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rip Sweet Steve
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May 12, 2014 11:40
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The look on Jim's face when she gave him that rocket launcher was priceless...as were his AI actions immediately thereafter, as he targeted single enemies on the ground instead of the VTOL.
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May 12, 2014 13:09
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I have composed a 38 song-cycle chronicle of the life and lineage of Sweet Steve and his many progeny. Here's a sample. *sweet-rear end drift around faceless future office park* *Explodes in disgrace* *Viking funeral*
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May 12, 2014 13:28
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gregory posted:The look on Jim's face when she gave him that rocket launcher was priceless...as were his AI actions immediately thereafter, as he targeted single enemies on the ground instead of the VTOL. What do your mindjacking eyes see, Jimbo? 
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May 12, 2014 13:57
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Toma posted:I don't think the whole invasion thing was thought out properly. It seems very unfair for the lone invader to be pitted up against a whole team of co-op players. In the beginning yes it is. Later in the game, the enemy can easily overwhelm you with bullshit back-up and rocket launchers so the odds get heavily skewed toward the Red Wanderer team. Yeah the data soul orb things are called Wanderers. And you should check your Arts, I think you got one that will let you soak up more damage.
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May 12, 2014 16:42
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If we let the guards "patrol" for a few hours, will they develop back problems and be functionally useless in battle?
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May 12, 2014 16:44
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Great job on this LP! It's really entertaining to listen to after school; I like it a lot!
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May 12, 2014 16:44
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I can'e believe they actually turned Ghost Writer into a gritty cover shooter.
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May 12, 2014 18:26
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Starving Wolf posted:What do your mindjacking eyes see, Jimbo? Thank you for this.
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May 12, 2014 18:56
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General Ironicus posted:I can'e believe they actually turned Ghost Writer into a gritty cover shooter. Hey, at some point the kids from that show grew up, and in the future, a ghost that can control words can control computers!
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May 12, 2014 19:15
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The font used on the camera switch logo is a bit hard to read when tilted at that angle. I thought it was some weird fake alphabet the game used at first. Would you guys mind making it a bit more readable for future episodes? Making it a bit bolder, lightening the blue stroke, and tilting it a bit more back counter-clockwise should do it.
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May 12, 2014 19:32
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With all the roomba hacking I realized, that they simply wanted to make a Paradroid clone.
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May 12, 2014 19:34
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gregory posted:Thank you for this.  Don't mindjack and drive, kids. Starving Wolf fucked around with this message at 19:51 on May 12, 2014 |
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May 12, 2014 19:45
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I added a character bio to the 2OP (secondary original post) about Lyle, for those who can't get enough of the MindLore.Suspicious Dish posted:The font used on the camera switch logo is a bit hard to read when tilted at that angle. I thought it was some weird fake alphabet the game used at first. Would you guys mind making it a bit more readable for future episodes? Making it a bit bolder, lightening the blue stroke, and tilting it a bit more back counter-clockwise should do it. Thank you for bringing this up and also offering a suggestion as to how to improve it. SSNeoman posted:In the beginning yes it is. Later in the game, the enemy can easily overwhelm you with bullshit back-up and rocket launchers so the odds get heavily skewed toward the Red Wanderer team. Not sure if this always happens, but when we lost to TNeok, we were booted back to the main menu. And it's a little bologna since we kept winning before that and one defeat set us back pretty significantly. But I'm not sure if that's the rules of WvW (wisp versus wisp) or the bad checkpoints. Starving Wolf posted:
Thank you. I never really got into the Lord of the Rings series but this may be the toehold I need. judge reinhold fucked around with this message at 21:57 on May 12, 2014 |
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May 12, 2014 21:46
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So wait, if the Hermes helicopter was something drawn in a teenager's notebook, is it piloted by a mindjacked up Mean Eugene?
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May 12, 2014 22:02
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Speedball posted:Hey, at some point the kids from that show grew up, and in the future, a ghost that can control words can control computers! Future nothing, half of Ghost Writer was shooting a lensflare through a modem to solve crimes.
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May 12, 2014 22:20
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It's okay guys, Sweet Steve is with The Cube now 
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May 12, 2014 23:16
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That Irish Guy posted:It's okay guys, Sweet Steve is with The Cube now What if Sweet Steve was The Cube coming to protect and guide the CoffeeDudes once again?
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May 12, 2014 23:21
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That Irish Guy posted:It's okay guys, Sweet Steve is with The Cube now What about Junior?
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May 13, 2014 00:19
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The best part of him getting the gun for me is the little double nod. "I deserve this."  "Easy come, easy go." Kloro fucked around with this message at 00:43 on May 13, 2014 |
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May 13, 2014 00:41
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judge reinhold posted:Not sure if this always happens, but when we lost to TNeok, we were booted back to the main menu. And it's a little bologna since we kept winning before that and one defeat set us back pretty significantly. But I'm not sure if that's the rules of WvW (wisp versus wisp) or the bad checkpoints. This game's checkpoints are absolute rear end. Wanderer fights have Rules, but they are msotly related to difficulty level and team size. By the way, you can only adjust team size when you hit like level 30. You can probably finish the game twice before that happens.
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May 13, 2014 00:54
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You know, this game is actually quite clever: it's showing us the world and not telling us anything at all about it! Isn't that the golden rule of storytelling? I can only imagine that it will continue this pattern throughout the entire game. The people at Square-Enix really are geniuses.
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May 13, 2014 01:11
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MindJim is a much better title. Sweet steves, those who burn brightest also burn the fastest, lest we forget.
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May 13, 2014 01:13
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Taste like doom, walk like roombas. So far this game feels like Deus Ex Human Revolution if they never bothered to explain the world to the player and took out all stealth so it just had the cover and combat system left.
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May 13, 2014 03:17
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I like how every male character that you can mindjack sounds like a bad Hank Hill impression to Judge. And the entire Sweet Steve section left my cheeks sore from all the laughing.
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May 13, 2014 03:36
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Why is the loading indicator going the wrong way??
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May 13, 2014 03:54
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I was about to point out you spelled his name wrong because it was spelled 'Corbijn' in the subtitles. I had assumed the subtitles were different and you had put 'Corbin', as I've always seen the name. Turns out you already have it written in the post as Corbijn so now I have to ask. Is it actually spelled Corbijn instead of Corbin?
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May 13, 2014 04:09
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That Irish Guy posted:It's okay guys, Sweet Steve is with The Cube now But Sweet Steve was so sphere-ish.
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May 13, 2014 04:14
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Centzon Totochtin posted:I like how every male character that you can mindjack sounds like a bad Hank Hill impression to Judge. I think it's supposed to be the rich snooty Mr. Howell kind of voice.
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May 13, 2014 04:18
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Stallion Cabana posted:I was about to point out you spelled his name wrong because it was spelled 'Corbijn' in the subtitles. I had assumed the subtitles were different and you had put 'Corbin', as I've always seen the name. Nah everyone's just loving with you man.
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May 13, 2014 04:22
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I think the speculation that all the vehicles in this game were designed in the margins of a 15 year old's notebook was confirmed the second a unicycle machine gun robot turned up.
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May 13, 2014 04:36
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Holy crap those wheel things come strapped? RIP, Sweet Steves.
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May 13, 2014 05:48
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