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Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
B3 will be one of those unity made first person "horror" "games".

Want to solve the mystery of the bball? Get the 7 papers and watch out for The Referee.

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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Vengarr posted:

I'd like to see a first-person shooter starring Plaxico Burress.

:thurman:

Zenzirouj
Jun 10, 2004

What about you, thread?
You got any tricks?
Barkley 3 should be a mobile game Farmville clone that only works on the N-Gage and Blackberry phones.

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.

oddium posted:

2 (a GameMaker fangame)

But the thing is, it's a fangame of a fangame. It's far enough removed that while elements of B-ball will remain, it won't depend on any specific personalities - indeed, for legal reasons, even the holy name of Sir Charles may never be uttered. To those unfamiliar with Barkley 1, it's not a fangame at all... wait, holy poo poo. By the end of the series it'll be completely original. It's like a holistic remedy except the original ingredient that gets diluted out is 90's basketball culture. Also it'll actually work.

BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 10:38 on Apr 26, 2014

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
Theres about 50 or so maps to be made for this one area right now, from which 25 or so are tasked to me, and I'm going to try and see if I can power through to complete them by Sunday.

Plausible? Probably not, but then again, you never know.

Chef Boyardee
Oct 25, 2007

freindly
If you make 25 maps by sunday they're going to loving suck

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through
They'll fit in with all the other maps then.

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot

Chef Boyardee posted:

If you make 25 maps by sunday they're going to loving suck

Challenge accepted.


Edit: 20% complete.

Edit2: 30%+ complete

Edit3: 60%+ complete

Edit4: 12 hours left, 5 maps to go. This one is in the bag.

Gortarius fucked around with this message at 09:50 on May 4, 2014

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
Mission accomplished.

Now I'll send in a formal request to the ToG HQ for an official permission to showcase some of these. Processes like these take weeks, sometimes months, before you get a response. Hate these corporation working environments.

But until then you'll get jack poo poo.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

BiggerJ posted:

for legal reasons, even the holy name of Sir Charles may never be uttered.

What about his cousin Chuck Brackley, he doesn't seem the litigious type

Punting
Sep 9, 2007
I am very witty: nit-witty, dim-witty, and half-witty.

My major question is as follows: Will Shaq be appearing in this B-Ball Bonanza, and will he be reprising his role as Kazaam the Rappin' Genie or Kazaam the Evil Sorceror?

Chef Boyardee
Oct 25, 2007

freindly
We're trying not to get sued.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Try less hard.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Chef Boyardee posted:

We're trying not to get sued.

Sounds like corporate attitude to me.

Serious question: will there be another dating sim segment in this game? The one in B,SUaJ:G was an artistic masterpiece and I for one would be pleased to see a reprise.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Jokes get funnier the more you repeat them.

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Chef Boyardee posted:

We're trying not to get sued.
So there's going to be a character who is definitely representative of shaq but isn't shaq?

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

notZaar posted:

Jokes get funnier the more you repeat them.

[Basketball-related news item or picture]

BUIT IS IT CANON ??

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot

Angry Diplomat posted:

Sounds like corporate attitude to me.

Serious question: will there be another dating sim segment in this game? The one in B,SUaJ:G was an artistic masterpiece and I for one would be pleased to see a reprise.

There's a whole bunch of events, minigames and other such scenarios that break up the normal gameplay to some extent, some of them are even fun/funny (read: they are dreadful timesinks). The fabled ToG bloodpact physically prevents me from typing out anything that would be less vague than that.

That said this post gave me a really awful idea, I'm going to bring it to the ToG table right away.

Chef Boyardee
Oct 25, 2007

freindly

Khorne posted:

So there's going to be a character who is definitely representative of shaq but isn't shaq?

Barkley 2 is actually just Barkley 1 with names changed.

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

I'm sure the narrative's set up in a way where the names of the Barkley 1 cast don't have to be used, but wouldn't first names be okay to mention?

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Chef Boyardee posted:

Barkley 2 is actually just Barkley 1 with names changed.
I never played barkley 1. I am going to play barkley 2 first because I am a heretic.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
Will Barkley 2 be released for iOS and Android

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
What are your thoughts on Shaq-Fu: TLR's design for Charles Barkley?

Chef Boyardee
Oct 25, 2007

freindly

AnonSpore posted:

Will Barkley 2 be released for iOS and Android

Not on initial release, it's something we hope to look into afterwards.



A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

What are your thoughts on Shaq-Fu: TLR's design for Charles Barkley?

I've come to the realization that I'm going to be spending the rest of my life answering questions about what I think about basketball things.

Chef Boyardee fucked around with this message at 07:20 on May 6, 2014

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Chef Boyardee posted:

I've come to the realization that I'm going to be spending the rest of my life answering questions about what I think about basketball things.

Would you prefer that or questions about your old long-destroyed youtube videos

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Chef Boyardee posted:

I've come to the realization that I'm going to be spending the rest of my life answering questions about what I think about basketball things.

It's less a basketball question and more a cyberpunk question.

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Chef Boyardee posted:

Not on initial release, it's something we hope to look into afterwards.


I've come to the realization that I'm going to be spending the rest of my life answering questions about what I think about basketball things.

Ia Basketball better or worse than Shrek?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

fronz posted:

Would you prefer that or questions about your old long-destroyed youtube videos

I miss those videos, I still quote Powerful Bad Boys on occasion.

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax
look under the table, sonic

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Unguided posted:

I miss those videos, I still quote Powerful Bad Boys on occasion.

it was a very good video.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

HMS Boromir posted:

look under the table, sonic

I don't get it.

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe
High quality Lets Play channel Two/Super Best Friends is LPing Barkley 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNc9R1zfwM0

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

High quality Lets Play channel Two/Super Best Friends is LPing Barkley 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNc9R1zfwM0

I think it would be a whole lot better if they didn't just smash through the dialog.

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax

Discendo Vox posted:

I don't get it.

Well I can hardly link you to the video now that they're all private, can I?

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

So how similar is this going to be to Skyrim?

Chef Boyardee
Oct 25, 2007

freindly
It's Skyrim.

FrankieSmileShow
Jun 1, 2011

wuzzathang
http://www.twitch.tv/frankiepixelshow
Streaming more Barkley 2 pixel art right now on twitch. Come and see, come and see.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

High quality Lets Play channel Two/Super Best Friends is LPing Barkley 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNc9R1zfwM0

This is awful. You can't rip on something that's already funnier than you are.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

notZaar posted:

This is awful. You can't rip on something that's already funnier than you are.

Then why even keep on posting?

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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


notZaar posted:

This is awful. You can't rip on something that's already funnier than you are.

I am embarrassed by proxy for them.

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