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Welcome to the next installment of Tasteless Tattoos! Try to post new content and not repeat "Old Classics" Rules of PYF Apply: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3618247 The old thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3538420 - DON'T LEECH IMAGES!! -Make sure to link images -A tattoo might be well done, but it can be awfully tasteless, yes post it here. -Can I post my own tattoos, also known as terrible mistakes of my youth? Yes, as long as they are truly awful. There used to be a big album of ugly nasty infected grossness but I can't find it in the old thread and I don't have archives. So if someone could post it I'll add it to this post. EDIT: ToastFaceKillah posted:Are you talking about my super happy funtime tattoo album? For now, I'll continue where we left off in the last thread with this Radio Contest where the "winner" gets a free removal. "Mutated butterfly/snake/dolphin. Had it done may 2011. My husband & i were having issues back then and a "friend" drew it (we would come up with these random mixes of animals and he'd draw them all mutated together). Out of anger towards my husband for not wanting to participate in lemonade day with our then 4 yr old, i left and went to get one of the drawings tatted on with no thought. The next day at lemonade day, my mom pointed out it looked like a penis fish. I don't talk to this "friend" anymore and my husband & i have never been better now and its just a horrible reminder of many mistakes done at that time. ~Sylvia" "Prom night 1988, I got a "Down Boys" tattoo that I designed myself one afternoon during science class in school. Little did I know...The next year, I floated down the river with some bands, etc...There was a tattoo place during one of the float stops. I got mine re-lined & re-colored, etc...great weekend, it was the height of Warrant's time. Cut to, around 1995...and several rocker modeling jobs later (and whenever the opening of the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas was) I moved to Vegas and went to the opening of that casino and stayed there for the opening week. I ended up getting my Warrant "Down Boys" tattoo covered up with an all black curly pointy tribal thing on the back of my shoulder. Finally got a job, but had to cover it up with bandages and excuses, etc...rotator cuff surgery, the excuses ran out, so I started on laser. After thousands of $$'s later, (it was still experimental at the time) it was barely making headway and I got wind of a "doctor" who I could speak to who could CUT OUT MY TATTOO and sew it back together like it wasn't even there. I did it, crying the whole time, he gave me a sob story about how he was adopted...and he was very old! I went back to the person who suggested this janky guy and THAT person said that he would do permanant makeup for FREE on my scar and cover up the leftover stuff too, becasue he felt bad. WELP! THAT did not work, it was discolored! ~Robin" http://i.imgur.com/xYWa94k.jpg It represents what a stupid idea it is to get a joke tattooed on yourself when you are drunk! "Fire Crotch" I had it done when I was 19. ~Bridget Now post your own! They don't have to have stories with them, but I love that these contestants included them. Buggiezor has a new favorite as of 17:59 on May 13, 2014 |
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It pleases me greatly that Sylvia's marriage-saving, "friend"ship-ruining penis fish tattoo is now in the OP.
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# ? May 7, 2014 02:36 |
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Why would you get a curse word tattooed on you if you're just going to censor it? And that's not how glass shatters, either.
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# ? May 7, 2014 13:48 |
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Which one of you beautiful people created this album? for content:
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# ? May 7, 2014 19:47 |
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TheCrushinator posted:Which one of you beautiful people created this album? I like the last one of the selfie. It's like the tattoo even knows that it was a bad idea.
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# ? May 7, 2014 21:40 |
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This gem nearly got lost because of the closure of the old thread. From the same source as the mutant dolphin.Multiplesarcasm posted:
What a classy guy!
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# ? May 7, 2014 23:26 |
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# ? May 8, 2014 04:26 |
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Is...is that supposed to be the old Patriots logo? That can't seriously be a permanent tattoo...
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# ? May 8, 2014 06:13 |
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trapped mouse posted:Is...is that supposed to be the old Patriots logo? That can't seriously be a permanent tattoo... "Hey bro you want a tattoo? I know a friend who will do one for free! He's awesome!"
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# ? May 8, 2014 09:01 |
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There's just so many drat awful tattoos, there seems to be no end to the stupid things people put on their bodies.
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# ? May 8, 2014 10:48 |
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RIP old thread. You had so much hosed up poo poo . You shall be sorely missed.
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# ? May 8, 2014 13:47 |
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Boris Karloff was a Pats fan?
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# ? May 8, 2014 13:48 |
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That's like the love-child of Otzi the Ice-man, and Jesus. Magical.
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# ? May 8, 2014 14:02 |
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I see someone's a fan of the Toxic Avenger.
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# ? May 8, 2014 14:04 |
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Here's a few.
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# ? May 11, 2014 02:41 |
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Uh the last rules and I don't even like Lost.
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# ? May 11, 2014 02:45 |
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Say Nothing posted:Here's a few. I'm in complete love with that fox' face. Here's the reference it's trying to be.
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# ? May 11, 2014 07:28 |
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So you might remember the bacon bow I posted in the last thread. Well, chick just got a new one And posted a link to where she got it, too. I hope you'll forgive the image dump, there was just too many to choose from. Why does Iron Man have a camel-toe? Were all nad here? Dieam?, Fuse? Saliva? Youe? What's sad is that a lot of the actual artwork they posted is quite good.
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# ? May 12, 2014 14:04 |
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TATTOO MAKER
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# ? May 13, 2014 01:50 |
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Are you talking about my super happy funtime tattoo album? http://imgur.com/a/3TrO0
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# ? May 13, 2014 02:28 |
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I want to know how wart stars on that lady's foot even happen
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# ? May 13, 2014 03:18 |
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Fungus.
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# ? May 13, 2014 03:28 |
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# ? May 13, 2014 06:45 |
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ToastFaceKillah posted:Fungus. So they effectively injected fungus into her skin while tattooine? I'm amazed and grossed out, and thankful for the sterile tools my artist uses.
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# ? May 13, 2014 07:00 |
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Could have just as easily, and more likely, picked it up outside whatever shop she got it in. If she had nasty shoes, and put her feet in them, if she went walking with flip flops. lots of things. Edit: Boba Fett doesn't go in shoes. ToastFaceKillah has a new favorite as of 19:57 on May 15, 2014 |
# ? May 13, 2014 14:41 |
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http://37.media.tumblr.com/adc828a286c88a6338d5de67360e263c/tumblr_n4mrf1jVio1ts1nlqo1_1280.jpg It's a porn shot (a cumshot at that), but that tattoo is nonsensical and bad.
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# ? May 13, 2014 16:31 |
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ToastFaceKillah posted:Are you talking about my super happy funtime tattoo album? Yes, that's it. Ew.
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# ? May 13, 2014 17:58 |
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A literary masterpiece
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# ? May 14, 2014 04:21 |
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ED-E My Love posted:
To make it a little more entertaining, those are the lyrics from T.I.'s opening verse of the Rhianna song, "Live Your Life".
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# ? May 14, 2014 04:31 |
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This is my favorite bad tattoo of all time and deserves to be in every thread. The intention is so pure but the execution is basically the worst thing imaginable. Sort of , but not really. It's a finger http://i.imgur.com/3UjId2m.jpg
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# ? May 14, 2014 22:57 |
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complete with the star-shaped droplet of precum
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# ? May 14, 2014 23:15 |
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Someone on the last page of the last thread posted an album chronicling a pubic tattoo removal. Enjoy: http://imgur.com/a/oQxmm
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# ? May 15, 2014 04:29 |
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# ? May 15, 2014 05:13 |
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Trilineatus posted:I want to know how wart stars on that lady's foot even happen jgrrr posted:So they effectively injected fungus into her skin while tattooine? I'm amazed and grossed out, and thankful for the sterile tools my artist uses. ToastFaceKillah posted:Could have just as easily, and more likely, picked it up outside whatever shop she got it in. If she had nasty shoes, and put her fett in them, if she went walking with flip flops. lots of things. What is going on here? Am I schizophrenic? I don't even like those movies.
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# ? May 15, 2014 14:35 |
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It's the ursine version of
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# ? May 15, 2014 18:03 |
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Paula Poundstone?
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# ? May 15, 2014 18:53 |
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I've been laughing at this for nearly 10 minutes. The longer you look the funnier it gets.
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# ? May 15, 2014 21:03 |
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HardDisk posted:Someone on the last page of the last thread posted an album chronicling a pubic tattoo removal. Enjoy: http://imgur.com/a/oQxmm Well she sure does like showing her minge on the internet I guess. That hardly changed at all, she may as well have covered it up by growing a luxuriant thatch over it!
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# ? May 15, 2014 22:11 |
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Also, the initials she mentions are tiny and obscure (even after reading that they were there, I had to look for them). She could easily have had just the initials removed or covered up.
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