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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


ShaqDiesel posted:

Tut tut, gentle Marge. For tonight here, in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes into the voluptuary. :heysexy:

There's a crayon in my brain?

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

ShaqDiesel posted:

Tut tut, gentle Marge. For tonight here, in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes into the voluptuary. :heysexy:

I will not yield, or relent. Only two sybonyms?! I'm losing my perspicacity!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


jscolon2.0 posted:

I will not yield, or relent. Only two sybonyms?! I'm losing my perspicacity!

You can't spell "obsequious" without "I.O.U."

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Ainsley McTree posted:

You can't spell "obsequious" without "I.O.U."

I'm going to have to take your word for that.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

I will not yield, or relent. Only two sybonyms?! I'm losing my perspicacity!

It's always in the last place you look. :downs:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SENTENCE FRAGMENT

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

SENTENCE FRAGMENT

"Sentence fragment" is a sentence fragment. :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

"Sentence fragment" is a sentence fragment. :colbert:

:stare:

SHUTTING DOWN TO PRESERVE POWER

:ninja:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Jerusalem posted:

:stare:

SHUTTING DOWN TO PRESERVE POWER

:ninja:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Mmm, I can't wait to eat that monkey!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Mmm, I can't wait to eat that monkey!


I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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TMMadman posted:


I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.


It's a cow's heart! They're trying to make a monkey out of you!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:


I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.


Yeah, I bought your ape. And I 'ate him! I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I 'ate the way he's always ookin'! So, I gave him to the church.

I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug!

Ya heard me! :argh:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It's a cow's heart! They're trying to make a monkey out of you!

Wait a minute... I've seen Mrs Doubtfire... This is page 191 in drag! You fake, phoney, fraud!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:


I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.


A professional in an ape mask is still a professional.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

A professional in an ape mask is still a professional.

Sorry, the bank is-- oh, kid. Gosh, I'm sorry, I meant to tell you -- turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you. Some might say you're a hero, kid. Not me, however, I love Krusty.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Do over Ham posted:

Yeah, I bought your ape. And I 'ate him! I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I 'ate the way he's always ookin'! So, I gave him to the church.

I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug!

Ya heard me! :argh:

Willie hears ya. Willie don't care.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Willie hears ya. Willie don't care.

Ooh, good comeback.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Willie hears ya. Willie don't care.

Do not touch -- Willie.

Good advice.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It's a cow's heart! They're trying to make a monkey out of you!

Can't stop doing... The Monkey!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


TMMadman posted:

Good advice.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Deviant posted:

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.



I have misplaced my pants.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
~When there's a task that must be done...

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Elfface posted:

~When there's a task that must be done...

♪ Don't turn your tail and run! ♪

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Spiffster posted:

♪ Don't turn your tail and run! ♪

♪ Something something then you'll see

You'll avoid catastrophe! ♪

...doh!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Pander posted:

♪ Something something then you'll see

You'll avoid catastrophe! ♪

...doh!


Is there a chance the track could bend? ♪

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

TMMadman posted:


Is there a chance the track could bend? ♪

♪ Not on your life my Goony Friend! ♪

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

Spiffster posted:

♪ Not on your life my Goony Friend! ♪

Mono... :doh:

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.



Lobo! Lobo!

Bring back sherrif Lobo!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Deviant posted:

Lobo! Lobo!

Bring back sherrif Lobo!

Marge, I think I hate Ted Koppel!

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Ainsley McTree posted:

Marge, I think I hate Ted Koppel!

I find him informative and witty. 'Night. :)

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Ainsley McTree posted:

Marge, I think I hate Ted Koppel!

Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

jscolon2.0 posted:

Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?

Well someone did! :colbert:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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jscolon2.0 posted:

Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?

Aw, how come Ainsley gets to do that and I can't spend one night lurking in the bushes outside Chef Boy-Ar-Dee's house?

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?

There was nothing in Al Capones Vault...
but it wasn't Geraldo's fault!

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
That was worse than your song about Mr. T.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Senior Woodchuck posted:

That was worse than your song about Mr. T.

This thing writes itself!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Mister Kingdom posted:

This thing writes itself!

Baby On Board, Something something, Burt Ward. :doh:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

Baby On Board, Something something, Burt Ward. :doh:

And another thing, how come Batman doesn't dance any more?

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Senior Woodchuck posted:

That was worse than your song about Mr. T.

I pity the fool who doesn't like...he.

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