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Slow Motion posted:Many years ago I had a relationship with a wonderful, stable, and supportive girl. We lived together in five cities across two continents. After I was hired to my current position she decided to go to med school. We tried a long distance relationship. It was a miserable failure. For 5 months I was miserable. Our best couple friends were super supportive. Then they invited me to join in threesomes. That was the first time I've ever cheated on a relationship. The four years since have been a hurricane of crazy. You say you were with some super supportive girl four years ago, then you got married, and divorced, and that's been at least several months ago, right? You work quick, sir.
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Well that explains a lot.
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# ? May 13, 2014 18:33 |
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When did you get fat?
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# ? May 13, 2014 18:35 |
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Veskit posted:I change my mind, Ballin like Sisyphus, flying like Icarus is perfect. This is your brain on syphilis
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# ? May 13, 2014 18:36 |
Man this thread is the poo poo lately. :popcorn:
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# ? May 13, 2014 18:55 |
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Slow Motion posted:I'll nominate a thread title. You do know how the story of Icarus ends right?
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# ? May 13, 2014 18:56 |
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Ballin' with syphilis, flyin' like the Hindenburg.
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# ? May 13, 2014 19:15 |
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SlowMo: Like the Titanic, it's smooth sailing.
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# ? May 13, 2014 19:18 |
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I don't think most dudes brag about 2-dude threesomes, um.
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# ? May 13, 2014 19:20 |
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No Wave posted:When did you get fat? The good ex and I cooked and ate a ton of great food. Too much of it bread and pasta. I was also afraid of artificial sweetener and powered through 10 months of 21-25 credit quarters on 220 calorie a can Full Throttle. PassTheRemote posted:You do know how the story of Icarus ends right?
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# ? May 13, 2014 19:21 |
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moana posted:I don't think most dudes brag about 2-dude threesomes, um. Ha. This is a great post. Most dudes brag about anything though so you are probably wrong.
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moana posted:I don't think most dudes brag about 2-dude threesomes, um. He also thinks that running up massive credit card debt on ballin is some kind of accomplishment.
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# ? May 13, 2014 19:49 |
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Slow Motion posted:Nah. It never ends. Did you just confuse Sysiphus and Icarus?
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# ? May 13, 2014 19:54 |
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Bloody Queef posted:Did you just confuse Sysiphus and Icarus? If you remove "just", and assume the answer is yes, it explains so much.
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# ? May 13, 2014 20:09 |
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when I felt those smooth smooth balls rub up against my balls, man, it was like I was flying towards the sun
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# ? May 13, 2014 20:17 |
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moana posted:when I felt those smooth smooth balls rub up against my balls, man, it was like I was flying towards the sun Please tell me this is going in one of your books? Also, in all seriousness, I can't imagine a more accurate thread title than the current one.
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moana posted:when I felt those smooth smooth balls rub up against my balls, man, it was like I was flying towards the sun Reminder that it's not gay if the balls don't touch.
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# ? May 13, 2014 20:26 |
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quote:Slow Motion: I am Icarus. My sun is rising. Keep on reaching for the sun, Slow Motion! Feels nice and warm, doesn't it? Also, 'grats on the sex.
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# ? May 13, 2014 20:32 |
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You're all just jealous because you don't have awesome wax wings like Slo Mo does I believe I can fly~~~ I believe I can touch the sky~~~~ I think about ballin' every night and day Spread my wings and spend away I believe I can soar~~~~~ *buys a $300 pair of shoes shaped like birds*
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# ? May 13, 2014 20:37 |
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SarutosZero posted:You're all just jealous because you don't have awesome wax wings like Slo Mo does I see me spending through that open door~~~~~~~ I believe I can fly~~~
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# ? May 13, 2014 20:40 |
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Slow Motion posted:I'll nominate a thread title. You need to take either more or a lot less drugs. is this poo poo?
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# ? May 13, 2014 21:07 |
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Just made it from Page 1 to here over the past few days. I can't believe it's still going. I assumed it would just stop at some point, but welp. Thanks for the entertainment everyone. Just curious, not gonna make any assumptions or try to get psychoanalytical, but what older people do you look up to as role models? Not in a hero worship way, but when you see yourself as an old man, who in your life do you hope to be the most like? Older guys in your company? Family? Celebrities?
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Chinaman7000 posted:Just curious, not gonna make any assumptions or try to get psychoanalytical, but what older people do you look up to as role models? Not in a hero worship way, but when you see yourself as an old man, who in your life do you hope to be the most like? Older guys in your company? Family? Celebrities? Gonna take a wild guess:
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# ? May 13, 2014 21:49 |
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FrozenVent posted:Gonna take a wild guess: I love the fact that he's also underwater.
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# ? May 13, 2014 21:50 |
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Slow Motion posted:Slow Motion: I am Icarus. My sun is rising. This is incredibly accurate, but for a completely different reason to the one you intended.
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# ? May 13, 2014 22:11 |
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FrozenVent posted:Gonna take a wild guess:
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# ? May 13, 2014 22:17 |
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It's fascinating how he seems to delight in trolling the very people he asked for advice. It's as if he doesn't really want help at all, just attention.
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# ? May 13, 2014 22:34 |
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Of course. His "single most important" journal is what other people say about him. It's sad and telling both that he cares more about his reputation than about his character.
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Slow Motion posted:Slow Motion: I am Icarus. My sun is rising. Do we live in the same Seattle? The one in Washington? King County? Full of tech people who make more money than you and own terrible condos? Cause you can't live in the Seattle I'm from, and believe that sort of thing is significant. More than half the 20-somethings I know here are experimenting with being poly, with varying levels of success, "broke up because they weren't prepared for a secondary partner to made it weird" being one of those. I just can't believe you wrote bad poetry about that time you had sex with some people. Literally everyone else is doing the same drat thing. I guess I'm glad it apparently blew your mind or whatever, though. I just can't get over the poetry. And then you showed it to us?
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# ? May 13, 2014 23:13 |
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Does anyone else ever get embarrassed on someone else's behalf? I was doing fine until now
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SolTerrasa posted:Do we live in the same Seattle? The one in Washington? King County? Full of tech people who make more money than you and own terrible condos? Cause you can't live in the Seattle I'm from, and believe that sort of thing is significant. More than half the 20-somethings I know here are experimenting with being poly, with varying levels of success, "broke up because they weren't prepared for a secondary partner to made it weird" being one of those. I suddenly need to go to Seattle.
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# ? May 13, 2014 23:44 |
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tuyop posted:I suddenly need to go to Seattle. Someone link tuyop's GF to this, she has an account; tia.
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Anne Whateley posted:Does anyone else ever get embarrassed on someone else's behalf? I was doing fine until now It's called Fremdschämen, Schadenfreude's more uncomfortable cousin
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Slow Motion posted:I'll nominate a thread title.
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# ? May 14, 2014 00:06 |
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Sold my car on Craigslist today. Only took 20 days, 10 of them I was out of the state for work. Come on slow motion, get that sucker sold!
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Shine posted:Reminder that it's not gay if the balls don't touch. Yeah, but sometimes there's no avoiding it: Slow Motion posted:I would not hesitate to rock the high-waist-fast-talker to an exam one day.
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# ? May 14, 2014 00:34 |
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SlowMo, you have yet to make it to 30. You don't get to talk about ANY romantic relationship as happening "many years ago." All your bullshit about living together on x+1 continents or spontaneous vacations in the rainforest comes across like dimestore Hemingway. Just waiting for you to go big game hunting in the Serengeti like a baller.
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# ? May 14, 2014 00:39 |
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Slow Motion posted:I'll nominate a thread title.
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# ? May 14, 2014 00:54 |
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Every generation thinks they invented swinging.
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Old Fart posted:It's fascinating how he seems to delight in trolling the very people he asked for advice.
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