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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Jerusalem posted:

I'd like to make a little casket and give that STF a tasteful, dignified funeral.

Are you saying that STF is like a little kid with progeria cracking all of his ribs trying to catch a nerf ball? Cause he's already Makin' the Wish.

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ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Patrick Spens posted:

Does anyone have the source for this?

Thauros posted:

Okada in the Japanese music video for "Happy" courtesy of Yottsume


Okada in the Japanese music video for "Happy" courtesy of Yottsume

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Patrick Spens posted:

Does anyone have the source for this?

Region restricted, but

http://gyao.yahoo.co.jp/player/00100/v10554/v0993900000000546967/?list_id=1995937&ap_cnt=3

Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006


Umbra Dubium posted:

If he can't make the move look good without it becoming dangerous, maybe he should pick a new finisher?

Even with that huge beard you could tell Cena was no-where near his chin. USE BEARDS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE,JOHN!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Commissar Ken posted:

Are you saying that STF is like a little kid with progeria cracking all of his ribs trying to catch a nerf ball? Cause he's already Makin' the Wish.

Yeah, that STF is like coming home and finding out your stepdad ran over your cat :smith:

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Jerusalem posted:

Yeah, that STF is like coming home and finding out your stepdad ran over your cat :smith:

That STF was like a suicide note stuffed into a pair of jorts it was so sad.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Dragon Gate did a cool match




Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

http://youtu.be/k-FFdYoq2r8



Laughing so hard.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

I'd like to make a little casket and give that STF a tasteful, dignified funeral.

Commissar Ken posted:

Are you saying that STF is like a little kid with progeria cracking all of his ribs trying to catch a nerf ball? Cause he's already Makin' the Wish.

Jerusalem posted:

Yeah, that STF is like coming home and finding out your stepdad ran over your cat :smith:

Commissar Ken posted:

That STF was like a suicide note stuffed into a pair of jorts it was so sad.

:golfclap: This is amazing. Well played you two.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


I looked over just as Cole said "He's got it locked in!"

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

So, is there any explanation for this at all?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Wazzu posted:

So, is there any explanation for this at all?

Japan?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Holy crap I need to start watching Dragon Gate again. I used to be super into Toryumon but now I don't know where to watch it.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I looked over just as Cole said "He's got it locked in!"

The best part is you can see Rowan's leg just sliding on out of the toehold.


NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice

sticklefifer posted:

Holy crap I need to start watching Dragon Gate again. I used to be super into Toryumon but now I don't know where to watch it.

Dead or Alive from last week is a perfect rebooting point. It was On Demand last week on UStream but I suspect it'll be on DailyMotion within the next few weeks.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Wazzu posted:

So, is there any explanation for this at all?

It was a tag team match. Flamita and Ricochet were both about to hit a diving splash or w/e and then they noticed each other and started yelling before finally deciding to fight on the ropes.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Blasmeister posted:

The best part is you can see Rowan's leg just sliding on out of the toehold.




Cena you useless tit, Tighten up the hold without applying pressure. It's not that hard.

Or this could be a sign that Rowan is so green that he doesn't know how to make Cena's woeful offense look real and we're just seeing what happens when someone doesn't put all their effort into covering up for Cena's lovely offense. How can someone who is so good at wrestling in other times be so bad at the most basic poo poo?

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
That STF was part of a spot where Bray Wyatt senton'd onto Cena's back, so while it IS an example of a lovely STF, I can't really dig in on him because if it was properly applied, Rowan WOULD have been hurt. It was part of the spot.

This does not excuse his million other lovely STFs.

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008



oh dean you sleazy man

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Poor guy is gonna end up blind one of these days

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Ambrose is Alternate Universe Piper.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Never stop selling, Heath Slater, never stop selling :allears:

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

DeathChicken posted:

Ambrose is Alternate Universe Piper.

Isn't Piper his hero? Like, for real?

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Writer Cath posted:

Never stop selling, Heath Slater, never stop selling :allears:

It's a shame he's tied his glorious floppy mane down.

CommonSensei
Apr 3, 2011

oatgan posted:

Dragon Gate did a cool match


What event did this match take place in?

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

Gaz-L posted:

Isn't Piper his hero? Like, for real?
pretty sure he's said that Piper is what made him want to be a wrestler

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Al Snow getting off of the Beast. With a fanny pack.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Heh. When was that? I am from that area and know the Beast very, very well.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

dialhforhero posted:

Heh. When was that? I am from that area and know the Beast very, very well.

Before 2004. The Beast is super rad.

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice

CommonSensei posted:

What event did this match take place in?

The Dragon Gate show from the 9th at Korakuen. It's on ustream.

CommonSensei
Apr 3, 2011

NotQuiteQuentin posted:

The Dragon Gate show from the 9th at Korakuen. It's on ustream.

Okay, yeah, that was a fun match. I'm new to Dragon Gate but even based on what I have seen so far I was kind of unprepared for the finish.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
This 9-man tag from Toryumon in 2001 is seriously one of my favorite matches ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yd5lN5OcWM

Could anyone perhaps get me a gif of the dropkick on both Dragon Kid and Darkness Dragon at about 12:37?



edit: Thanks! :haw:

sticklefifer fucked around with this message at 08:10 on May 16, 2014

Gordy
Sep 6, 2002

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake


SUWA is the loving greatest.

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice

Fauxhawk Express posted:

SUWA is the loving greatest.

I got into Toryumon after the fact but Crazy Max really had a certain something you don't see in stable's today. SUWA and CIMA were so good so young/early into their careers.

Darkness Dragon vs Dragon Kid's Mascara contra Mascara match might be my favorite lucha de apuesta.

freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009

don fuji always made me wish i knew japanese. he seemed like the most charasmatic old man in the world.

i miss my CrazyMax/DoFIXER vhs tapes.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

this is wrestling

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Big Daddy VI?

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