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May 14, 2014 22:21
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Sorry to break this up with news but that book is such a wealth of garbage that we could go on for far too long. The Andre Johnson / Chiefs thing is picking up steam, they were talking about KC on Houston radio being the most likely destination and then this came out earlier today... http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/pat-kirwan/24562480/a-primer-on-if-the-texans-are-to-trade-andre-johnson quote:If Kansas City showed some interest it would be Donnie Avery and a third. Anything less than a third would warrant two players as well. and obligatory... quote:None of the three teams mentioned for consideration have the kind of salary-cap space to take on Johnson's contract. Keep in mind every team in the league has to get their rookies signed, which will take its toll on remaining cap space. As of now the Patriots have $7.7 million, Carolina has $5.7 million and the Chiefs have $4.4 million. A trade for Johnson would be an immediate $11 million cap hit and only 10 teams in the NFL could incur that hit without an adjustment. Of those 11 teams, I don't believe Johnson wants to go to any of those teams or that they would have little interest in him. If Johnson really wants to move on he has to restructure and strongly consider a pay cut as well. Johnson has made more than $30 million in the past four years and has been a high-priced player for all 11 years of his career. A willingness to do a cap friendly deal that averages $7million to $8 million a year but has a first-year cap number closer to $4 million-$5 million could put him on a real playoff contender.
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May 14, 2014 22:25
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I hope Andre Johnson goes to the Colts
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May 14, 2014 22:28
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Madden 2015 cover voting: http://espn.go.com/nfl/feature/maddenvote It's almost certainly going to be Sherman isn't it?
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May 14, 2014 22:28
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@MarkBermanFox26: Texans cut RB Chad Spann, RB Ray Graham, CB Loyce Means, TE Phillip Supernaw, DB Steven Terrell, WR Rico Richardson Supernaw  One less amazing name on the TexansAndre Johnson is not going to be traded, I feel very confident of this. Now whether or not he retires... ROSS MY SALAD posted:I hope Andre Johnson goes to the Colts Yeah maybe for Moncrief and Hilton But even if he were traded, which I don't think he will be, it obviously wouldn't be in division
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May 14, 2014 22:28
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Brannock posted:Madden 2015 cover voting: http://espn.go.com/nfl/feature/maddenvote Nah, one of these scrub-rear end no-rings QB's will take him out down the stretch.
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May 14, 2014 22:32
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Texans fans, would you take a conditional 4th and Brandon Flowers? He's good. He's not right for our system anymore though.
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May 14, 2014 22:34
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Volkerball posted:Monday Night Jihad owns and you should all buy it. loving rude Oakland Bandits fans! quote:After a tour of duty in Afghanistan, Riley Covington is living his dream as a professional linebacker when he comes face-to-face with a radical terrorist group on his own home turf. Drawn into the nightmare around him, Riley returns to his former life as a member of a special ops team that crosses oceans in an attempt to stop the escalating attacks. But time is running out, and it soon becomes apparent that the terrorists are on the verge of achieving their goal: to strike at the very heart of America. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc5ZKGfyc8w Patton and the sklar bros read some excerpts
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May 14, 2014 22:35
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I wouldn't take Brandon Flowers and Justin Houston
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May 14, 2014 22:35
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Intruder posted:I wouldn't take Brandon Flowers and Justin Houston I have irrational fandom clogging my brain regarding Eric Berry so I understand this insane sentence.
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May 14, 2014 22:37
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I like how my Brandon Flowers for AJ rumor is picking up speed. We can also include Hali in this.
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May 14, 2014 22:41
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kiimo posted:Sorry to break this up with news but that book is such a wealth of garbage that we could go on for far too long. Trade Avery, cut Daniel and Smith, sign AJ80, start Murray... You just like writing posts that you know I'll like!
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May 14, 2014 22:41
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May 14, 2014 22:43
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Parmesan Basil posted:Trade Avery, cut Daniel and Smith, sign AJ80, start Murray... I'm a Daniel homer I know but even when I try to cut that out I honestly think I'd rather start Chase than Aaron. Not that it matters because this is in no way happening. e: Christ you talked about cutting Alex Smith and I actually thought about it and responded. I'm close to as broken as you are.
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May 14, 2014 22:44
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May 14, 2014 22:46
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Grittybeard posted:I'm a Daniel homer I know but even when I try to cut that out I honestly think I'd rather start Chase than Aaron. Yeah, cutting Smith and Avery should be enough to get AJ. You're right though, Dorsey is too conservative for that.
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May 14, 2014 22:48
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Lamadrid posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc5ZKGfyc8w  Holy poo poo, At least Kluwe generally has the right message at least, albeit written like a goon.
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May 14, 2014 22:49
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God, make it stop. e: the Kluwe stuff. We get it - he's a poo poo writer.
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May 14, 2014 22:50
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Volkerball posted:Monday Night Jihad owns and you should all buy it. loving rude Oakland Bandits fans! I saw that book at a Dollar book store the other day and couldn't resist. Have not been able to bring myself to actually read it though.
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May 14, 2014 22:52
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bewbies posted:I like how my Brandon Flowers for AJ rumor is picking up speed. We can also include Hali in this. Well c'mon they have Romeo there now, it kind of makes sense.
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May 14, 2014 22:58
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old dog child posted:oh my god I've never seen an actual list before So worth it.
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May 14, 2014 23:07
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A Man and his dog posted:How am I bad posting? I'm actually appalled by you guys making domestic violence jokes?!? hahahahaha
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May 14, 2014 23:24
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Philip Rivers and his family were evacuated today because of the wildfires in San Diego. They are okay I live kinda close to Philip Rivers. 
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May 14, 2014 23:42
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Pray he doesn't Joel Zumaya himself.
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May 14, 2014 23:43
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Pray he doesn't Joel Zumaya himself.
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May 14, 2014 23:47
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Jesus christ you guys loving love Chris Kluwe, you can claim you hate him but this forum has probably dedicated 22,000 posts to him. I can't believe Michael Sam is going to do a realty show. If the Rams cut him tomorrow I wouldn't even blink or blame them. He has to understand half the reason teams were hesitant to draft him was because they were afraid he was going to bring a circus to town, and now he is going to have 10 cameras following him all day. Retarded. Sorry to interrupt the monthly 19 page Kluwe hijack
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May 14, 2014 23:50
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:Philip Rivers and his family were evacuated today because of the wildfires in San Diego. Stay safe. It's that time of the year again. I am eagerly awaiting the moment my area bursts into flames.
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May 14, 2014 23:52
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Ribsauce posted:Jesus christ you guys loving love Chris Kluwe, you can claim you hate him but this forum has probably dedicated 22,000 posts to him. A) For God's sakes, it's a comedy forum, and Kluwe's writings are pretty hilarious. Also, we stopped talking about it, so, uh, thanks for weighing in? B) The true tragedy here is that Brennan "Great Black Otaku" Williams does not also have a reality show.
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May 14, 2014 23:55
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Ribsauce posted:I can't believe Michael Sam is going to do a realty show. If the Rams cut him tomorrow I wouldn't even blink or blame them. He has to understand half the reason teams were hesitant to draft him was because they were afraid he was going to bring a circus to town, and now he is going to have 10 cameras following him all day. Retarded. And if you are an NFL player, chances are a camera is on you a lot already. I think people blow this stuff out of proportion.
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May 14, 2014 23:55
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Quest For Glory II posted:It's actually not uncommon in the NFL. NFL Films used to have a yearly program called "Hey Rookie, Welcome to the NFL" that had cameras follow rookies around. I'd also bet that the Rams figured this would happen and were expecting it. e: As an aside this is the second time I've been fooled by sltrib.com thinking it was a St Louis newspaper. The Salt Lake Tribune thinks this is a terrible idea. Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 00:14 on May 15, 2014 |
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May 14, 2014 23:57
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May 15, 2014 00:34
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The funniest thing about Chris Kluwe is that an actual publisher paid him money to write those words and some copy editor or intern had to read that, powerless to alter whatever the gently caress that was on those pages. Subj: Kluwe book Hi, Sally this is Jim the editor. Just curious what our style guide says about the following phrases: cock parsimony overseas pussy distribution facility sack ding dong bouillabaisse parenthetical sphincter calamity Christian Ponder R.D. Mangles fucked around with this message at 00:49 on May 15, 2014 |
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May 15, 2014 00:45
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Coldforge posted:49ers have re-signed Josh Johnson. Stop signing my favorite quarterbacks and never doing anything them you jerkfaces. t 
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May 15, 2014 00:45
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The title alone of Monday Night Jihad is better than anything written in Kluwe's book. Also, Elam wrote this with his pastor. Lamadrid posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc5ZKGfyc8w This is so great. Thanks for posting.
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May 15, 2014 00:54
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Coldforge posted:49ers have re-signed Josh Johnson. Jim Harbaugh really does treat backup QBs like Pokemon.
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May 15, 2014 01:00
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I am very curious what Kluwe had to say about Ayn Rand.
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May 15, 2014 01:12
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Chichevache posted:I am very curious what Kluwe had to say about Ayn Rand. Probably some funny poo poo, but that's the lowest possible hanging fruit to go after.
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May 15, 2014 01:13
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A Man and his dog posted:How am I bad posting? I'm actually appalled by you guys making domestic violence jokes?!? Goddammit RG3 if you go an get your shitposting banned you're going to owe me $10 for your stupid avatar.
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May 15, 2014 01:15
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Doltos posted:Sounds like how bath time for my dogs usually ends up happening This made me laugh my rear end off.
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old dog child posted:oh my god I've never seen an actual list before It owns so much.
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