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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
So your gameplan is basically to win every individual immunity, or...?

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Your Personal Muse posted:

After all, we wanted to make the game at least a little fair.

I assumed it was because we were giving you the advantage in the tiebreaker by not instantly sinking the ships we found, thus allowing you to have more "points" when the game ended.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Or maybe we charmed you with our ravishing good looks

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

CapnAndy posted:

So your gameplan is basically to win every individual immunity, or...?

Shouldn't be too hard.

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Your Personal Muse posted:

Shouldn't be too hard.

You smell

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Your Personal Muse posted:

Shouldn't be too hard.

You totally smell

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Your Personal Muse posted:

Shouldn't be too hard.
Hey, remember that time your tribe beat mine at a challenge?

Me neither

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

CapnAndy posted:

Hey, remember that time your tribe beat mine at a challenge?

Me neither

Nah I remember Battleship. I only game I remember you guys winning is Rock, Paper, Scissors which is based on luck, unlike the totally luckless game of Battleship.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Your Personal Muse posted:

Nah I remember Battleship. I only game I remember you guys winning is Rock, Paper, Scissors which is based on luck, unlike the totally luckless game of Battleship.

Someone sounds bitter that they got completely dominated in one challenge and needed an advantage to win another.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

IcePhoenix posted:

Someone sounds bitter that they got completely dominated in one challenge and needed an advantage to win another.

We here at De are reasonable people, and understand the emotional strain possibly losing one of your best players would bring. Thus we're open to listening to suggestions from you, if you would care to identify for us in this thread who your weakest player is.

We would give it our utmost consideration.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Skinty McEdger posted:

We here at De are reasonable people, and understand the emotional strain possibly losing one of your best players would bring. Thus we're open to listening to suggestions from you, if you would care to identify for us in this thread who your weakest player is.
It's you.

It's always been you.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

CapnAndy posted:

It's you.

It's always been you.

I would agree that the De tribe is your biggest weakness. It is everyone's weakness.

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Poque posted:

:munch: Donny Brook Memorial Immunity Challenge :munch:

RIP Donny :smith:

:saddowns:

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Your Personal Muse posted:

I would agree that the De tribe is your biggest weakness. It is everyone's weakness.

I suppose that being able to admit you are the weakest is the first step towards recovering, so good on you :)

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

IcePhoenix posted:

I suppose that being able to admit you are the weakest is the first step towards recovering, so good on you :)

Good thing reading comprehension isn't a priority in the upcoming competition.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Your Personal Muse posted:

Good thing reading comprehension isn't a priority in the upcoming competition.

I read it perfectly fine, fortunately for you I was able to infer the true meaning of the post.

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.
Oh man nearly challenge time I am ascared

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Not even 100% sure how the challenge works

I guess I am in Hurf tribe for a reason :negative:

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
When will we be told who's being forced to sit out?

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

bowmore posted:

Not even 100% sure how the challenge works

I guess I am in Hurf tribe for a reason :negative:

moar like blowmore am i rite

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

CapnAndy posted:

When will we be told who's being forced to sit out?

Hopefully in the next two minutes

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Immunity Challenge 03



Okay guys, it's time for the Immunity Challenge. The rules were explained earlier. Reminder, up to four players can play per tribe. I need Durf to announce who is sitting out for their tribe, and De needs to announce who is sitting out on their own tribe AND their pick for who sits out on Durf. You cannot post consecutively. Spacing doesn't matter, spelling and punctuation does. You must QUOTE the prior post, with the linked post in the quoted name like every normal quote. Here is your body of text.

quote:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most

See what i did dere dat wuz a namedrop
because the circlejerks in the yob dey never stop

it's all about threads see how many you can make
see how many times you can make a post that is fake
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

if youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews
sit down right here and ill tell you some news
here in the yob its not about attention
you dont have to do the effort to get some gay affection

It BYOB, BYOB time
Hurf and a Durf, sliding to the Goldmine

Who is gonna sit out guys?

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

bowmore posted:

Not even 100% sure how the challenge works

I guess I am in Hurf tribe for a reason :negative:

Since you can't plan in the spread you are going first.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
Majuju will be sitting out.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Bowmore I'll send you Hurf tribe strategy by PM

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Dearest Propoganda Machine,

I have thought about your request for a love letter, and I have reconsidered my position. I feel as though my actions to you were harsh and unfair, so I have written a poem, for you.

In this upcoming tribal game
It has befallen me to choose a name
One with grace and beauty who defends her turf
One who belongs to the tribe of Durf
In this task I have magnificent power
In this task I do not cower
For this name may change the course
Of the entire thread by force
When I say this name they will sit out
Of the upcoming tribal bout
Propoganda Machine go park your rear end
And we’ll whip your “boys” with class

~~~:love: :love: :love:~~~

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
Correction IcePhoenix.

Stupid on my part. Forgot who was who in the columns.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

De, i need to know who is sitting out.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Your Personal Muse posted:

Dearest Propoganda Machine,

I have thought about your request for a love letter, and I have reconsidered my position. I feel as though my actions to you were harsh and unfair, so I have written a poem, for you.

In this upcoming tribal game
It has befallen me to choose a name
One with grace and beauty who defends her turf
One who belongs to the tribe of Durf
In this task I have magnificent power
In this task I do not cower
For this name may change the course
Of the entire thread by force
When I say this name they will sit out
Of the upcoming tribal bout
Propoganda Machine go park your rear end
And we’ll whip your “boys” with class

~~~:love: :love: :love:~~~

Love you too
For we shall win
Go to tribal
Your heads will spin

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Also we will be sitting out Windshipper. I asked if we could sit out two people from De since we don't need the help but they declined.

:smuggo: :smuggo: :smuggo: :smuggo: :smuggo: :smuggo: :smug

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Okay, sitting out for De is Windshipper, sitting out for Durf is Propaganda Machine and Majuju. Reminder, if you participate, you must post at least six times. No consecutive posting. Up to four can participate. Only quote the body of text. Any errors result in starting over. First two tribes to finish win Immunity.



GO

Disco Spider
Oct 31, 2012
Hurf de Durf its BYOB time

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Disco Spider posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.
Hurf de Durf its BYOB time

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!

Skinty McEdger posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme
This is BYOB and you can hang with me

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Winson_Paine posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Byers2142 posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Winson_Paine posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me

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Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Fast Luck posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

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