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How dumb was pushing back the draft?
This poll is closed.
Really dumb 58 11.09%
95 18.16%
121 23.14%
Too much mustard 249 47.61%
Total: 523 votes
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Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Cowboys get

Roy Williams

Lions get

Brandon Pettigrew
Derrick Williams
Aaron Brown


Hrmph.

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




So one could say Rivers is...ringless?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Kirios posted:

So one could say Rivers is...ringless?

just a footnote in history, just like everyone else who has ever played for this rapidly approaching defunct franchise

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Cowboys get

Roy Williams

Lions get

Brandon Pettigrew
Derrick Williams
Aaron Brown


Hrmph.

The Lions Lionsing it up didn't really make this trade feel much better. And it was especially annoying because it wasn't even the first time he traded a shitload of picks for a non-elite receiver (this is really generous to Roy but he had like one good year and Joey Galloway had a few) who went on to do absolutely nothing for the Cowboys. It's like how Drew Henson was even worse because he was the second failed baseball prospect turned horrible QB we started in like 3 years.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Whose the more sad representation of their pathetic franchise, Andre Johnson or Philip Rivers?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Kirios posted:

Whose the more sad representation of their pathetic franchise, Andre Johnson or Philip Rivers?

the one that wants out

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Derrick Williams career statline

9 catches 82 yards 2 fumbles

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Kirios posted:

Whose the more sad representation of their pathetic franchise, Andre Johnson or Philip Rivers?

Flawed productive QB who injustly is left off of top 5 lists often

Generational WR, future HoF player on a new franchise

Not a tough call

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




:smith:

I hate supporting a ringless franchise.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Kirios posted:

:smith:

I hate supporting a ringless franchise.
I wouldn't know what that feels like :smug:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Chris Gaines posted:

I wouldn't know what that feels like :smug:

You root for the Nuggets and rockies

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Cowboys get

Roy Williams

Lions get

Brandon Pettigrew
Derrick Williams
Aaron Brown


Hrmph.

Yeah I was totally going to do this one but then saw who Detroit got and was like "uhhh nevermind"

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

You root for the Nuggets and rockies
And?

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Kirios posted:

:smith:

I hate supporting a ringless franchise.

Does ringless for the last 17 years count?

:smug:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

So you do in fact know what it is like

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

So you do in fact know what it is like
I'm not a big baby about it tho :D

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




How dumb do you have to be to not know where SA2K was going with that?

Edit: You were just being stupidly smug about something you were flat out wrong about. That's kind of stupid.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Kirios posted:

How dumb do you have to be to not know where SA2K was going with that?

Edit: You were just being stupidly smug about something you were flat out wrong about. That's kind of stupid.
Go cry about your lovely team some more

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Zypher posted:

Someone's gonna need to bump the Aaron Hernandez thread

Just curious, how did you know this? The second you posted this I searched the internet for Hernandez news and got nothing, now I'm seeing that he just got indicted.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I'm not seeing anyone report on it except for ESPN...oddly enough.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Is it the report about the Texans finishing dead last in the AFC South again?

John Brown
Jul 10, 2009

Moxie posted:

Flawed productive QB who injustly is left off of top 5 lists often

Generational WR, future HoF player on a new franchise

Not a tough call

Is AJ really that rare of a player though? I feel like the are quite a few WRs who have (or are on their way to) put just as impressive numbers.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I wouldn't call him generational (That would be Calvin Johnson) but he's been a consistent top 5 WR throughout his career.

Now JJ Watt...that man's generational. :smug:

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Kirios posted:

I wouldn't call him generational (That would be Calvin Johnson) but he's been a consistent top 5 WR throughout his career.

Now JJ Watt...that man's generational. :smug:

A qb will die to the Texans

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

ZenVulgarity posted:

A qb will die to the Texans

David Carr nearly did

John Brown
Jul 10, 2009

Why was the Texans' oline so bad during his stint there? Did they not ever drant any during the first two rounds?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Correct me if I'm wrong fellow Texans fans but wasn't Chester Pitts the LT at some point in time during the Carr tenure?

That's all you need to know about the oline during his stint.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Their first pick in the expansion draft was Tony Boselli who never played a down for them, then they never made o-line a priority in the draft

Kirios posted:

Correct me if I'm wrong fellow Texans fans but wasn't Chester Pitts the LT at some point in time during the Carr tenure?

That's all you need to know about the oline during his stint.

Ephraim Salaam

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




At least shrieking out in horror at recalling Salaam's tenure won't get me probated.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

ZenVulgarity posted:

A qb will die to the Texans

Matt Schaub, Week 1

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

dammit

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

dammit wrong guy gently caress

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Kirios posted:

How many rings does Philip Rivers have again?

He's got a wedding ring! :downs:

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

axeil posted:

He's got a wedding ring! :downs:

So he's got one on Russell Wilson.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

John Brown posted:

Why was the Texans' oline so bad during his stint there? Did they not ever drant any during the first two rounds?

Incredibly hard to make a competent offensive line out of rookies and expansion draft choices.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Texans draft pick Louis Nix lipsyncing some Rascal Flatts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAQn3t_Hvkk

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

John Brown posted:

Is AJ really that rare of a player though? I feel like the are quite a few WRs who have (or are on their way to) put just as impressive numbers.
I'm pretty sure Andre Johnson is the first receiver to produce over 3,000 yards between ages 31-32 since Jerry Rice

He is a dominant, dominant, dominant player

And this wasn't with fuckin Montana, it was with Case Keenum

e: He's averaged 1256 yards per season over the last 5 years despite missing 12 games between 2010-2011. He's averaged 93.6 yards per game since 2007.

The 7th Guest fucked around with this message at 17:24 on May 15, 2014

Dr. Poz
Sep 8, 2003

Dr. Poz just diagnosed you with a serious case of being a pussy. Now get back out there and hit them till you can't remember your kid's name.

Pillbug

John Brown posted:

Why was the Texans' oline so bad during his stint there? Did they not ever drant any during the first two rounds?

A part of it was that they drafted what was left of Tony Boselli in the expansion draft and I have a serious feeling the Jaguars and Boselli both knew he wouldn't ever see the field.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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axeil posted:

He's got a wedding ring! :downs:

He probably says that poo poo to be romantic to his wife but all she's thinking is how she could have been traded to Eli

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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Doltos posted:

He probably says that poo poo to be romantic to his wife but all she's thinking is how she could have been traded to Eli

I'm amazed Eli doesn't have children with other women with how often he misses his target

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