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May 15, 2014 14:38
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mojo1701a posted:WHY SEPARATE KNOB? WHY SEPARATE KNOB?! Dis son of a beetch is ice cold
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May 15, 2014 15:02
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Hey! Oh! Did I frighten you? I'm not crazy! I mean, I may look weird, but I'm just like you - I'm just a regular guy just trying to make it in this business. You know, I really like your work, the, uh...
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May 15, 2014 15:08
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That's what she says. I say, listen. It was an old cat. It died of natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand new cat. I say listen, honey. First of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand new cat to replace an old dying cat. And second of all, I go out to the garbage, I find you a new cat in fifteen seconds. I say, you show me an autopsy report that says this cat died of starvation, I spring for a new cat. So she says something to me, like, uh, I dunno, get the hell out of here, and she breaks up with me. Now don't you think that would be a great case on L.A. Law?
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May 15, 2014 17:08
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Baldo di Gregorio posted:That's what she says. I say, listen. It was an old cat. It died of natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand new cat. I say listen, honey. First of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand new cat to replace an old dying cat. And second of all, I go out to the garbage, I find you a new cat in fifteen seconds. I say, you show me an autopsy report that says this cat died of starvation, I spring for a new cat. So she says something to me, like, uh, I dunno, get the hell out of here, and she breaks up with me. Now don't you think that would be a great case on L.A. Law? Oh yeah, yeah people are always coming up to me trying to give me great cases for L.A. Law, just a few seconds ago, right out here in the hallway this nut, some sick nut, comes up to me and says he's supposed to watch this girl's while she's away out of town. Anyway,he forgets to feed the cat, the cat dies, starves to death, he kills the cat, refuses to get her a new one, won't give her any money, won't pay her and he wants Arnie Becker to represent him. Nice guy. Yeah, that'd make a great case for L.A. Law. Thanks a lot.
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May 15, 2014 20:00
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh yeah, yeah people are always coming up to me trying to give me great cases for L.A. Law, just a few seconds ago, right out here in the hallway this nut, some sick nut, comes up to me and says he's supposed to watch this girl's while she's away out of town. Anyway,he forgets to feed the cat, the cat dies, starves to death, he kills the cat, refuses to get her a new one, won't give her any money, won't pay her and he wants Arnie Becker to represent him. Nice guy. Yeah, that'd make a great case for L.A. Law. Thanks a lot. It's funny, 'cause even after all these years, we still get people giving us advice, how to improve the show. Actually, a few moments ago, I ran into a nut back there, he said, you know, that maybe we should think about, you know, not doing the show in a bar! 
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May 15, 2014 20:05
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Red posted:Hey! Yeah well that was an unusual choice for the Stooges.
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May 15, 2014 20:22
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Who are these nitwits that get on a plane with nothing to read? You know who these people are?
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May 15, 2014 20:27
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You know, my last boyfriend, he had a real kroner comprehension problem.
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May 15, 2014 21:37
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I know it, you know it, Vegetable Lasagna over here knows it!
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May 15, 2014 22:39
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That guy's coming home in a body bag.
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May 15, 2014 22:45
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And then I woke up in the East River in a SACK!
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May 15, 2014 22:50
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Well, you'll never guess what happened to me today. I was driving home on the palisades parkway when I looked in the rear view mirror and what did I see? The fuzz. And it's funny because my new radar detector was on. I didn't hear a thing. Isn't that strange? Because a radar detector, as I understand it, DETECTS RADAR! WITH A SERIES OF BEEPS AND FLASHING LIGHTS. But oddly, for some reason I didn't hear a thing except for the sound of a police siren!
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May 15, 2014 23:05
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May 15, 2014 23:11
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You don't think I know how you're feeling, every second of the day? Looking over your shoulder to see if someone's coming up from behind. Sitting alone at night, knowing they could be closing in.
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May 15, 2014 23:28
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May 15, 2014 23:45
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May 15, 2014 23:48
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I don't know about you, but I've got a hankering for some Doublemint gum.
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May 16, 2014 00:14
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I choose not to run!
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May 16, 2014 01:12
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Coffee And Pie posted:I don't know about you, but I've got a hankering for some Doublemint gum. Now see, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies, sitting around, chewing gum.
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May 16, 2014 01:14
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Did you have a nice ride? Good, because it's your last. 
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May 16, 2014 01:22
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Hey how come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack? Why can't it a be a meal, you know? I don't understand stuff like that.
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May 16, 2014 01:40
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potee posted:Did you have a nice ride? 
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May 16, 2014 03:20
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Everything with you comes down to toilet paper. What? That's always the first question with you.
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May 16, 2014 03:46
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potee posted:Did you have a nice ride?
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May 16, 2014 04:45
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potee posted:I know it, you know it, Vegetable Lasagna over here knows it! Oh, please, I don't want to get involved!
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May 16, 2014 04:59
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mojo1701a posted:Oh, please, I don't want to get involved! Excuse me, I was sleeping!
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May 16, 2014 05:03
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mojo1701a posted:Oh, please, I don't want to get involved! I ran out on the court and threw a hot dog at Reggie Miller. Involved.
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May 16, 2014 05:19
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AuxPriest posted:Everything with you comes down to toilet paper. No I don't have a square to spare, I can't spare a square.
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May 16, 2014 05:56
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Coffee And Pie posted:I ran out on the court and threw a hot dog at Reggie Miller. Involved. Him you brainwashed?? What's he got that I don't have!?
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May 16, 2014 11:54
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regulargonzalez posted:Him you brainwashed?? What's he got that I don't have!? What kind of a snobby, stuck-up, cult is this?
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May 16, 2014 16:00
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Well, I don't remember what channel it was on, but they censored (somewhat) the word midget on Seinfeld last night. When George uses the word, they do something to make it sound like he's saying "minute". I used DVR to go back and check it (twice), and it's for sure.
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May 16, 2014 17:49
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Let me ask you this: Was 'minute' pronounced as in the measure of time or as in small, diminutive, like my-newt.
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May 16, 2014 18:42
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Supreme Allah posted:Let me ask you this: Was 'minute' pronounced as in the measure of time or as in small, diminutive, like my-newt. Actually, it sounded more like "middit". But would rhyme with minute. They obviously cut the g-sound out.
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May 16, 2014 19:00
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regulargonzalez posted:Him you brainwashed?? What's he got that I don't have!? How can anyone not like you!?
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May 16, 2014 19:03
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Biff!
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May 16, 2014 19:06
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Jimmy might have a compound fracture! Jimmy's going into shock!
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May 16, 2014 23:46
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Oh my god what a spanking button
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May 18, 2014 21:42
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I can't believe Cedric and Bob are only in three episodes.
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May 19, 2014 01:22
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Well you're against AIDs aren't you?
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May 19, 2014 01:29
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