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Tharizdun posted:Can you expound on this. I wasn't watching in 2009.
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# ? May 16, 2014 00:00 |
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Flameingblack posted:Actually it's probably better than what your brain imagines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI37V4Cqesg
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# ? May 16, 2014 00:08 |
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Pardon the delay, issues with Google (long story). This should be it, LOLTNA June '02-Lockdown '14 https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FyAJrYhwvGoXai2aW86PTLTlg1cCGxp-hbgDaWfmBrw/edit?hl=en&forcehl=1 Also, MRT and anyone else considering a History of TNA project, would you include WWA as a sort of prologue? Jarrett did unify that belt with the NWA belt during the early TNA days.
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# ? May 16, 2014 01:24 |
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How would you feel about me building a twitter bot that randomly tweeted out portions of that throughout the year. Because, "The Blue Meanie debuted, gave Francine a DDT, and was never seen again." is the most glorious sentence I've read in a long time.
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# ? May 16, 2014 01:35 |
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MassRafTer posted:I have all of this background I was collecting for a TNA project years ago and all of these videos from showing the weekly PPVs in sync. Would there be actual interest in a video series on the history of TNA? For all of the bad things about the company they do seem to be cool with their old footage being online. hey while we're talking about TNA history here's a fun video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT8EFtj0ayA
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# ? May 16, 2014 01:37 |
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Tharizdun posted:How would you feel about me building a twitter bot that randomly tweeted out portions of that throughout the year. Another excerpt: Disco Inferno: Jive Talkin' quote:Glenn Gilbertti pitched his idea for a talk show during his debut. He hyped it by putting himself over as the guy who pinned Joey Maggs and Barry Horowitz countless times. quote:Week One: Goldylocks made an appearance. Gilbertti called her a stupid bitch and demanded to see her tits, claiming those were all she was good for. After Goldy attacked him for being a misogynist gently caress, Paulina from Tough Enough debuted to be his bodyguard. She disappeared after the second episode of Jive Talkin. quote:Week Two: The Dupps made an appearance in which they introduced the Hard-10 Championship. They also brought their granddaddy's spit bowl --The Dupp Cupp--- on the program and said the person with the most points will take it home. This title came with the most complicated set of rules ever. The idea was to be the first to get ten points which was easily achieved with 10 chairshots; however, it could be achieved by "feeling up the ticket lady" and "involving an animal in the match" among other ridiculous things (see Rules of the Dupp Cupp). After everyone was bored to death by the Dupps' endless explanation, the first fight for the Dupp Cupp took place on Jive Talkin with Ed Ferrara, but it did little for the crowd and resulted in Ferrara suffering a concussion. Ed would later leave the company when they told him they couldn't pay his monthly cheque. The Dupps would also depart from the company soon after. The Hard-10 "matches" continued well into 2003 regardless. quote:Week Three: Gilbertti interviewed an unmasked Shark Boy pretending to be a Baldwin brother. This would be the last installment of the show and it would never be mentioned after this. Dario the Wop fucked around with this message at 02:34 on May 16, 2014 |
# ? May 16, 2014 02:29 |
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Tharizdun posted:How would you feel about me building a twitter bot that randomly tweeted out portions of that throughout the year. Because, "The Blue Meanie debuted, gave Francine a DDT, and was never seen again." is the most glorious sentence I've read in a long time. do it
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# ? May 16, 2014 03:23 |
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It's no longer a spoiler. Openly talk/laugh about the New Nation (MVP, Kenny King, Lashley) here
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:02 |
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Did nobody realize that it's an incredibly stupid idea to have your main heel group be a bunch of cheating black guys in 2014?
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:04 |
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I love TNA so much.
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:05 |
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LividLiquid posted:Did nobody realize that it's an incredibly stupid idea to have your main heel group be a bunch of cheating black guys in 2014? In WWE they'd all be faces and repeatedly losing to Rusev. Both companies are dumb in this aspect
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:07 |
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It was so delightfully stupid.
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:10 |
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oh man the whole thing was so great and terrible and confusing
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:11 |
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LividLiquid posted:Did nobody realize that it's an incredibly stupid idea to have your main heel group be a bunch of cheating black guys in 2014? Don't worry, no one cares enough about TNA to be offended. The best part of the whole thing was MVP comparing himself to Donald Sterling earlier in the night.
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:11 |
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Why does wrestling hate black people so much?
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:11 |
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because you touch yourself at night
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:13 |
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yea ok posted:because you touch yourself at night
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:14 |
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LividLiquid posted:If I touch myself during the day, will they make them a babyface group? It's TNA. They'll be turned face in a few months' time.
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:21 |
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SHUPS 4 DETH posted:It's TNA. They'll be brought back as faces to fight the next company takeover stable next year, but will be signed away by WWE after airing two weeks of vignettes.
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:22 |
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LividLiquid posted:If I touch myself during the day, will they make them a babyface group? Believe in Black Shield.
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:33 |
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As I went through all of my TNA related files I found this: http://oversight-archive.waxman.house.gov/documents/20081231141402.pdf The TNA Drug and Alcohol Abuse policy. I sat there in disbelief for a second wondering how I could have this thing that didn't exist. A quick internet search showed it came from the Congressional investigation into wrestling following Benoit.
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:36 |
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Sweeney Tom posted:It's no longer a spoiler. Openly talk/laugh about the New Nation (MVP, Kenny King, Lashley) here It's TNA's ersatz Evolution, not a new Nation of Domination! You've got your authority figure who goes by initials, the cocky younger guy, and the musclebound guy who only recently made his return to the squared circle after attempting MMA oatgan fucked around with this message at 04:38 on May 16, 2014 |
# ? May 16, 2014 04:36 |
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I still can't quite believe Tazz used the phrase "by any means necessary" talking about MVP.
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:40 |
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Kaz vs. Crazy Steve is without exaggeration the most annoying 5 minutes of wrestling I've ever seen. The never ending music, the commentary, and the "action" in the ring all work together to become totally infuriating.
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# ? May 16, 2014 05:05 |
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oatgan posted:It's TNA's ersatz Evolution, not a new Nation of Domination!
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# ? May 16, 2014 06:00 |
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quote:
This could not have happened on television. It shant.
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# ? May 16, 2014 07:11 |
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Golden Bee posted:This could not have happened on television. It shant. Of course not. Based on Jose Estrada and Elvis being involved, I'm guessing it happened on PPV!
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# ? May 16, 2014 07:47 |
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See, I see that Sharkboy stuff, and I'm like, "At least TNA was fun to watch back then." Like it had the whole so bad it's good thing going. Kind of like all the crazy over-the-top Dungeon of Doom stuff from 1994-95 WCW. Now it's just boring.
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# ? May 16, 2014 13:07 |
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LividLiquid posted:Did nobody realize that it's an incredibly stupid idea to have your main heel group be a bunch of cheating black guys in 2014? What specifically happened in 2014 that makes it not okay for black people to be heels again? This group/angle is dogshit because they're aping Evolution, not because they're b...b...b...black.
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# ? May 16, 2014 13:31 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:What specifically happened in 2014 that makes it not okay for black people to be heels again? Black people can only be faces because they're always the underdog fighting against the white patriarchy. It's all in this pamphlet. *Edit* I should note that I didn't even see the angle. I mean, I wouldn't put it past TNA try and do a black panthers gimmick or some poo poo, but reading the recap of last night's show, it just sounded like a bunch of dudes in a heel stable. If there was a heel stable of Japanese dudes, everyone wouldn't be crying racism. No one cries racism when a couple of Latin-Americans literally have an entrance where they are illegally crossing the US/Mexican boarder. People called that awesome like, a page ago. Let's not politicize this poo poo. Zack_Gochuck fucked around with this message at 13:50 on May 16, 2014 |
# ? May 16, 2014 13:39 |
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I don't think they've mentioned race at all thus far. Then again I also think that Legacy was a total ripoff of the Disciples of Apocalypse because it's a bunch of honkies in the same place.
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# ? May 16, 2014 13:45 |
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Yeah, I mean, if it's not an actual part of the gimmick, I think it's actually pretty raciest to call them the Nation of Domination just because they're a bunch of black heels. Let's just all enjoy this terrible wrestling and stop getting butt hurt. *Edit* I just realized how Zack_Gochuck fucked around with this message at 14:53 on May 16, 2014 |
# ? May 16, 2014 14:08 |
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MassRafTer posted:As I went through all of my TNA related files I found this: I had never even heard of this before, and now I'm just pouring through it. quote:All Talent will be tested for marijuana use. In each instance in which a Talent tests positive, he or she shall be fined 25% of one Pay-Per-View fee. A positive marijuana test shall not count as an offense subject to further disciplinary action under this Policy. But what if you don't make PPV
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# ? May 16, 2014 19:02 |
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Strenuous Manflurry posted:I had never even heard of this before, and now I'm just pouring through it. What if you don't get paid
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# ? May 16, 2014 19:04 |
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Shouldn't it read one PPV bonus or payment? I read it as 25% of what it cost to order a PPV, so the wrestler just digs 10 bucks out of his pocket and rolls another one.
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# ? May 16, 2014 19:05 |
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25% of $0 is $0, so 420 smoke weed eree day. This post was brought to your by SteinerMath.
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# ? May 16, 2014 19:07 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:What specifically happened in 2014 that makes it not okay for black people to be heels again? Edit: I didn't realize they hadn't mentioned the race thing. But still... even if it's implied, it's really not looking super good.
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# ? May 16, 2014 20:23 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:25% of $0 is $0, so 420 smoke weed eree day. Nope. Holds up too well against academic scrutiny.
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# ? May 16, 2014 20:25 |
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LividLiquid posted:
I don't get why people don't make this criticism when 2+ white people get together? Why does it 'look bad'? I'll happily admit to being wrong if this does take a racial turn and I'm sure I'll end up doing so eventually because Vince Russo has the pen but I've seen no evidence of that in the programming so far or in the spoilers. It's also tremendously counterintuitive to think they'd rip off the Nation, an almost 20-year-old angle, and not Evolution, a 4 day old angle at the time of taping when that's been their MO since they started this Eric Young thing. flashy_mcflash fucked around with this message at 20:42 on May 16, 2014 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:I don't get why people don't make this criticism when 2+ white people get together? Why does it 'look bad'?
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# ? May 16, 2014 20:50 |