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X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Tharizdun posted:

WMOTY: Frankie Kazarian def. Crazy Steve, !MPACT 5/15

Interminable stable intro, followed by posing, two separate instances of "cheesecake babe does a split on the ropes so member can enter" and a victory via DQ when Crazy Steve pants's the ref. At no point is a match started via a bell ring, however it does end when the ref calls for the DQ.

Exactly 0 wrestling moves are preformed by Kazarian or Crazy Steve.

Oh man. That sounds like the worst thing ever. I almost want to see it. But not really.

# ? May 16, 2014 03:00

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 23:06

SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

Tharizdun posted:

WMOTY: Frankie Kazarian def. Crazy Steve, !MPACT 5/15

Interminable stable intro, followed by posing, two separate instances of "cheesecake babe does a split on the ropes so member can enter" and a victory via DQ when Crazy Steve pants's the ref. At no point is a match started via a bell ring, however it does end when the ref calls for the DQ.

Exactly 0 wrestling moves are preformed by Kazarian or Crazy Steve.

Seconding it.

I was actually about to type this up.
It was incredibly awful.
Seconding this and I don't blame anyone for not wanting to watch it.

# ? May 16, 2014 03:03

I Before E: Jul 2, 2012

HM: Tyson Kidd v. Tyler Breeze v. Sami Zayn, NXT 5/15/14

# ? May 16, 2014 03:05

SHVPS4DETH: Mar 19, 2009; seen so much i'm going blind and i'm brain-dead virtually; Ramrod XTreme

Tharizdun posted:

WMOTY: Frankie Kazarian def. Crazy Steve, !MPACT 5/15

Interminable stable intro, followed by posing, two separate instances of "cheesecake babe does a split on the ropes so member can enter" and a victory via DQ when Crazy Steve pants's the ref. At no point is a match started via a bell ring, however it does end when the ref calls for the DQ.

Exactly 0 wrestling moves are preformed by Kazarian or Crazy Steve.

3rd

# ? May 16, 2014 03:20

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

3rd

Before you guys 4th it, someone please confirm that it was vs. Crazy Steve. I think it was, but it might've been against Knux or Skeletor.

Or Rebel :russo:

# ? May 16, 2014 03:28

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

It was Crazy Steve and the Menagerie's music was playing the whole time, it was about as bad as it gets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQyvDw2M2Kg

# ? May 16, 2014 03:31

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

I Before E posted:

HM: Tyson Kidd v. Tyler Breeze v. Sami Zayn, NXT 5/15/14

Second. Worth going out of your way to watch, non-NXT folks.

# ? May 16, 2014 03:37

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Fat Lowtax posted:

It was Crazy Steve and the Menagerie's music was playing the whole time, it was about as bad as it gets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQyvDw2M2Kg

this commentary they did in post is the worst poo poo I've ever heard

also this was the end of Kaz's 10 years with TNA

# ? May 16, 2014 04:42

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009

their fake laughter is almost worse than cole's

# ? May 16, 2014 04:46

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK

# ? May 16, 2014 04:46

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

oatgan posted:

this commentary they did in post is the worst poo poo I've ever heard

also this was the end of Kaz's 10 years with TNA

"look at the size of the Freak. FREAK!"

Also trying to splash a bundle of balloons and only managing to pop one.

# ? May 16, 2014 06:28

DarkstarIV: Apr 6, 2010; OFFICIAL RACIST

TNA may be terrible, but they are consistent in two things: Putting out WMOTYCs, and getting 1.0s. Going to nth that Crazy Steve match for WMOTY.

# ? May 16, 2014 07:52

Prozach: Oct 30, 2013; When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

Fat Lowtax posted:

It was Crazy Steve and the Menagerie's music was playing the whole time, it was about as bad as it gets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQyvDw2M2Kg

Welp. nth.

FREAK

# ? May 16, 2014 08:47

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

That... that wasn't a match.

I don't know what that was. What was it? Maybe it was a match...

# ? May 16, 2014 08:55

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

MassRafTer posted:

That... that wasn't a match.

I don't know what that was. What was it? Maybe it was a match...

Can something be a WMOTY candidate if it isn't an actual match?

I mean, if so then NTH Frankie Kazarian vs Crazy Steve vs my enjoyment

# ? May 16, 2014 09:04

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Testekill posted:

Can something be a WMOTY candidate if it isn't an actual match?

I mean, if so then NTH Frankie Kazarian vs Crazy Steve vs my enjoyment

I think that was the worst wrestling segment I've seen in at least a year. 14th.

# ? May 16, 2014 09:09

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

Part of me thinks I should watch TNA if only to simulate the experience of a dying federation. I missed the last years of WCW, so this is the best I'll get for a while.

# ? May 16, 2014 09:13

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

Huh, TNA is so out of touch they think people have ever thought clowns were funny.

This is the worst poo poo.

# ? May 16, 2014 09:15

ThePariah: Feb 10, 2014

Fat Lowtax posted:

It was Crazy Steve and the Menagerie's music was playing the whole time, it was about as bad as it gets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQyvDw2M2Kg

Nth to the nth power, this match is a loving fever dream.

# ? May 16, 2014 11:28

njsykora: Jan 23, 2012; Robots confuse squirrels.

I Before E posted:

HM: Tyson Kidd v. Tyler Breeze v. Sami Zayn, NXT 5/15/14

3rd.

# ? May 16, 2014 17:33

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

Nthing Crazy Steve vs. Kaz for WMOTY.

I actually like The Menagerie (to laugh at how stupid/bad of an idea it is), but this match was way, way, way too far into the stupid bad that it stopped being amusing and got to being one of the worst things I've ever seen. This match made Jenna vs. Sharmell look acceptable.

# ? May 16, 2014 17:37

SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

I Before E posted:

HM: Tyson Kidd v. Tyler Breeze v. Sami Zayn, NXT 5/15/14

Nthing this one.
Just got around to watching this in full (I believe it was on at the same exact time as the Kazarian Vs Steve featuring the FREAK classic).

# ? May 16, 2014 22:22