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Pilchenstein posted:Hark at loving future boy over here, my first mp3 player was 32 megs. Thats ridiculous you couldnt even fit a full album on that
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swampland posted:Thats ridiculous you couldnt even fit a full album on that 
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velocityJE posted:
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Takoluka posted:I've dealt with this, and it's annoying as hell. My cat fished out one of my mom's used pads from the trash and was playing with it under our dining room table while we had guests over. After giving away all her kittens, that cat used to hoard socks, lick and purr and play with them as substitutes for her missing kittens.  I guess that night she decided a used pad was one of her kittens too. 
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I touched the poop. I'm Shonda Leer.  Edit: The line I forgot to expand quote:15/hr will raise consumer prices a correlating amount. It will do nothing to create a "living wage" (an outrageous concept to begin with) except for the very short term. Too many people do not value working hard for their wage. Too often I have had well paid work declined because it sounded boring or "their schedule (which did not include any other form of payed work) was just too packed". Entitlement is a dangerous disease Karma Comedian has a new favorite as of 04:38 on May 16, 2014 |
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quote:"living wage" (an outrageous concept to begin with) Holy poo poo.
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Wizard of Smart posted:I touched the poop. I'm Shonda Leer. My face match your avatar's when I got to the "an outrageous concept to begin with" part. Maybe all of his "well paid work" was declined because he's a gigantic rear end in a top hat. Or because his idea of well paid is a bowl of porridge. You only get a side of water if he feels you went above and beyond.
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Wizard of Smart posted:I touched the poop. I'm Shonda Leer. let's just reinstate slavery and get it over with
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Stolen from the Public Shaming tumblr "“Fastfood restaurant workers will strike at several locations across Atlanta tomorrow demanding $15 an hour.” BC FLIPPING BURGERS IS SOHARD" read the tweets from the bottom up:  e: sweet everloving christ there's like fifteen of them. “Why are fast food workers going on strike. Go to school & get a degree so you can have a real job and make that much money! #FastFoodStrike”  "If you strike fast food for more pay your stupid lol it’s a beginners job why tf would you get paid 15$ a hour?"  "The fact that fast food workers are on strike internationally for a union and $15/hr wage is stupid. Get a real loving job." 
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Anyone who thinks Australia pays twice as much for products that are sold using minimum wage labor just needs to look at the Big Mac Index to see that they are completely and totally wrong.
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Someone stop me oh my god I am arguing with an idiot and I cannot stop myself.
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Wizard of Smart posted:Someone stop me oh my god I am arguing with an idiot and I cannot save myself. You're arguing with someone who honestly thinks that getting D's in high school means you "don't deserve" to earn a basic living wage. Just walk away dude.
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Wizard of Smart posted:Someone stop me oh my god I am arguing with an idiot and I cannot stop myself. Maybe if you hadn't been shot in the leg when you got robbed, you'd be able to run that marathon. Sorry life dealt you a bad hand. Should've tried harder.
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Finisher1 posted:You're arguing with someone who honestly thinks that getting D's in high school means you "don't deserve" to earn a basic living wage. If you fail in high school, you fail in life. Shouldn't have smoked all that meth. Bring in the firing squad. We're having your family killed. This is what all of this sounds like to me. There's so much talk of being "anti-entitlement" and yet they all sound like self-entitled sociopaths. Salt the goddamn earth.
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I love this thread so god drat much. It's nice to know I'm not the only one with awful sociopathic shitlord "friends." I always want to scream "I got a degree from a good school and did everything I was supposed to and I still barely make more than minimum wage part time!" but I know that somehow, somewhere, it was probably just my fault.
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Finisher1 posted:You're arguing with someone who honestly thinks that getting D's in high school means you "don't deserve" to earn a basic living wage. I got like all D's and E's in High school. Once I was out of High School I was making like 30k a year after about a year. This just continued to go up until oh about 2008 when I lost my then current job at about 48k a year. I now make less than 12k a year, and I'm loving grateful for it. Grateful for anything really. And I wish I got all my taxes back. I got 400 bucks for my federal returns. And it's funny because I never once did drugs in high school. But during that stint of not horribly paying jobs? EVERYONE I knew did drugs. Now that I'm poor again, don't know anyone who does em because at 12k a year you just can't loving afford the stuff.
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DrNutt posted:I love this thread so god drat much. It's nice to know I'm not the only one with awful sociopathic shitlord "friends." I always want to scream "I got a degree from a good school and did everything I was supposed to and I still barely make more than minimum wage part time!" but I know that somehow, somewhere, it was probably just my fault. I ended up bringing this up to him and he said (I swear to god) quote:Then they shouldn't have gotten a degree in left handed European artwork or the effects of Russian radiation on the Japanese fishing industry. Or better yet :drunroll: they shouldn't have gone to college and just gone into the workforce. To which I said quote:Corey, you have no idea what you're talking about, man. And walked away.
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Wizard of Smart posted:I ended up bringing this up to him and he said (I swear to god) Good god what a piece of poo poo.
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DrNutt posted:I love this thread so god drat much. It's nice to know I'm not the only one with awful sociopathic shitlord "friends." I always want to scream "I got a degree from a good school and did everything I was supposed to and I still barely make more than minimum wage part time!" but I know that somehow, somewhere, it was probably just my fault. I'll skip to the punchline. It's because you: didn't get one of the "good degrees" / didn't get the right internship / didn't do enough networking / don't have a linkedin account / should join my pyramid scheme business selling soap / are too picky about jobs / don't want it bad enough / should go work on an oil rig instead. Did I miss any of the  replies?Two people on my feed posted this stupid meme image about THE FRIENDZONE  One of the guys who posted it is a divorced almost-30 I went to high school with. I know for a fact he fits into the second category of "douchebag who treats women like poo poo", so he shouldn't have any trouble dating, right?
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I guess the retort would be "I meant a loving useful education like medicine or law" To which I suppose the reply would be "Great! Let me pay for that with all the money my parents don't have, and enter probably the most competitive parts of the job market"
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NASA posted about the California wildfires.
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Picnic Princess posted:NASA posted about the California wildfires. I loving hate Facebook.
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 Just to clarify: the guy who posted this is just a guy. It's his link, which is actually among the most professional web design Hawaii has to offer.
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So this is maybe the opposite of idiots on social media, but this is the best Facebook page: Bodybuilders Against Tipping A few recent posts:   I guess the real idiots are the people who follow the page and actually leave zero tips and write "#BodybuildersAgainstTipping" on the receipts, but I'm going to assume those aren't real...
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I'm against the tipping of bodybuilders, too. They're so top-heavy from all those benches they've pressed, their centre of gravity is all hosed up. It's unfair, to leave them flopping on the ground like a turtle
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Diabetes By Sundown posted:I guess the real idiots are the people who follow the page and actually leave zero tips and write "#BodybuildersAgainstTipping" on the receipts, but I'm going to assume those aren't real... Yeah that just screams "poo poo that didn't happen made-up persona." It just reads like somebody screaming for attention by being all "oh yeah I buy and sell houses, I totally flip those things, because I'm such a good real estate agent. I have a miata and expensive poo poo oh yeah gurl you want this." Of course it's also pathetic if it is true. Lord knows if I was a woman I'd be all over a self-absorbed poo poo head like that any day. Actually, isn't more or less the opposite a piece of common dating advice? As in, watch how somebody treats waitstaff. Chances are they're worse to people they're in relationships with. Of course I also formerly served so my opinion is a touch biased.
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That bodybuilder page is just an over-elaborate troll, FYI.
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Someone just shared this unironically. The worst part is that she's a teacher at the ludicrously progressive private school I went from kindergarten all the way through high school. You would think she has a better understanding of...anything. EDIT: She deleted it after I called it out for being stupid. Henchman of Santa has a new favorite as of 14:47 on May 16, 2014 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I'm against the tipping of bodybuilders, too. They're so top-heavy from all those benches they've pressed, their centre of gravity is all hosed up. It's unfair, to leave them flopping on the ground like a turtle Is it bad that this was the first thing that came to mind when I read bodybuilders against tipping?
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FrozenVent posted:That bodybuilder page is just an over-elaborate troll, FYI. I like to think ''miata'' is the clever nod to anyone paying attention
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Takoluka posted:I've dealt with this, and it's annoying as hell. The worst was when I lived in a party house with a few friends when I was in the Air Force. We had people over nearly every weekend and since we hardly ever emptied the bathroom trash cans, they tended to get rather full. One day my roommate and I came home from work, walked up the stairs only to find the ground covered in used shredded pads and a tampon that the dog had managed to pull out of the trash. The remains of several pads were scattered all over...so disgusting. We learned to keep the doors closed after that.
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The Ultra Magnus avatar just makes it. Please tell me he has a status saying "I can't deal with ______ now"
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Spoken like a true white man: And then you have this guy: 
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I know why it happened, but it will never not be funny to me that these Super Edgy Anarchist types wear the face of an arch-conservative.
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Henchman of Santa posted:Someone just shared this unironically. I live in the bible belt, and the amount of people who have posted this with some variation of "makes you think" or "pray for our nation" is just staggering. Also, if I never have to see this loving Matt Walsh blog again I'll be happy: http://themattwalshblog.com/2014/05/12/homophobic-rant-michael-sam/2/#wDeouDeEDSFm7S2C.01 quote:Liberal blogs made much ado about the few random Tweets they could find from people expressing disgust about Sam kissing his boyfriend. What these instigators won’t mention is that, in order to get to the ‘bad people,’ they had to wade through thousands of Twitter users falling over themselves in a competition to see who could use the most glowing adjectives to describe watching two men smooch on Sportscenter. "a few random tweets" ah yes, that's definitely what those drat gays are complaining about, not literal institutionalized discrimination and decades of fear-forced invisibility. The tweets, those liberals! Also, this guy's description of himself is just the turd cherry on the poo poo sundae: "Matt Walsh is a blogger, writer, and professional sayer of truths."
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there's a guy in the hospital in my town right now because he got beat up and kicked in the head because someone thought he was hitting on them in the bathroom of the country and western bar and we can't allow a homo to exist, but you know what, one time somebody made fun of a guy for being christian so we all know who's the real victims in this country don't we
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So two days ago, a guy posted a status saying that if women wanted to be perfect, they should work on being pretty and shutting up, and commented that parents should endeavor to raise their daughters that way. It's since been deleted. (I have a screenshot, but it's in French) Today he posts a pictures of an ultrasound, turns out he's having a girl. 
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