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Clapham Omnibus
Nov 11, 2006


Well first off this isn't one of Miliband's policies, its a proposal by some guys in the party, I mean a number of Tory MP's want to ban gay marriage but you can't say that's Cameron's stance on the issue.

Secondly, a part of me dies every time I see socialism used as an American style bogey-word over here. I mean c'mon a majority of Tory voters are in favour of nationalising the railways so I guess most Tories are socialists now?

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Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Clapham Omnibus posted:

Secondly, a part of me dies every time I see socialism used as an American style bogey-word over here. I mean c'mon a majority of Tory voters are in favour of nationalising the railways so I guess most Tories are socialists now?

Airstrip One Political Cartoons Mega Thread

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
oops, meant this one for the UKMT.

StarkingBarfish fucked around with this message at 08:51 on May 5, 2014

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the release of Gerry Adams – Sinn Féin leader resumes canvassing for European elections after being freed without charge after questioning over Jean McConville case"

Telegraph:

Portrait of Tony Blair in relaxed mood exhibited for first time

Independent:

Ukraine soldiers killed in renewed Sloviansk fighting

Times:


Mail:
"Scientists reveal that young blood injected into elderly people can stave off ageing and Alzheimers."

quote:

“Cooee, Mr and Mrs Warrilow. It’s your meals on wheels.”

Express:

Ed Miliband's middle name is Samuel.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Vladimir Putin's clampdown on swearing – Ban on explicit language in public performances has been introduced in Russia"

Telegraph:

General Election 2015: who will win?

Independent:

Benefits risk to jobseekers refusing zero-hours contracts

Times:

Boston College tapes: McIntyre gave interview to archive

Mail:
"A man jailed for life has walked out of an open prison."

[Caption unavailable.]

Express:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Lord Myners' calls to reform the Co-operative Group – City veteran sets out need for reforms to organisation whose board he says is 'stuck in denial' over 'near ruinous' failure"

Telegraph:

New Tyrannosaur named 'Pinocchio rex'

Independent:


Times:

Cameron and Miliband clash over Pfizer deal

Mail:
"Doctors are voting whether or not to charge patients each time they visit their surgeries."

quote:

“Thank you, Mr Spiggot. I’d like to check on that sore toe again this afternoon, three times next week and I’ll pay you a home visit next month.”

Express:

Socks and sandals: summer's unlikely style trend

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
Socks, sandals, jorts, rolled up shirt, knitted sweater vest, and flat cap. Outstanding beachwear. BRB, off to my local clothing retailer to assemble my summer outfit collection.

Also, I like the Farage mantis holding a fag in every limb.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

I like the "where do we put the pints???" conundrum

Private Eye
Jul 12, 2010

Don't be so bloody gay, Cambo

Cloud Potato posted:

Independent:


Only the Genus name is capitalised you amateur :argh:

Nigelus ukiposauras

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the high court abortion ruling for Northern Irish women – Pro-choice campaigners dismayed at ruling that will affect hundreds of women who cross Irish Sea for terminations"

Telegraph:

Abu Hamza trial: Defence claims radical worked with MI5

Independent:

Coalition split over knife crime sentencing policy

Times:

Nick Clegg laughs off Labour 'shrinking man' jibe

Mail:
"A huge controversy has blown up over the fact that shops are selling Halal meat without labelling that information."

quote:

“Was it stunned first or is it Halal?”

Express:

Ukraine crisis: Pro-Russia rebel vote to go ahead

Fluo
May 25, 2007

This weeks IF...





Also if you want a laugh: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27315328

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

This week in Alex, Alex and Clive bumped into Nigel Farage! Slightly sad that I didn't save more of these - these extremely privileged/complete bastard City bankers found a lot to admire in how Farage wears his City past with pride.



It does raise the question of exactly how sincere Farage is, given that he is probably the politician actually most reliant on Britain being in the EU. (I know this isn't particularly original an observation.)

Kegluneq fucked around with this message at 20:00 on May 9, 2014

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

:vince:

or it would be anyone with half a brain cell hadn't figured this out already.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Wow yeah, smug bloviating about how pointless it is to vote for small parties is all the more satisfying when it's put in the mouths of City filth.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the government before next year's election – Martin Rowson on the government's performance, as the clock ticks down to next year's UK general election which will be held on 7 May 2015, unless parliament itself orders an earlier date"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Matisse.

Times:


Stephen Collins:

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Somebody reached their limit for chemistry early.

Crashbee
May 15, 2007

Stupid people are great at winning arguments, because they're too stupid to realize they've lost.

Mr. Squishy posted:

Somebody reached their limit for chemistry early.

It isn't science if it doesn't involve a bunsen burner.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Mind those claws, Dave - Chris Riddell on the chickens coming home to roost for the prime minister"

Sunday Telegraph:

David Cameron tells Eurosceptics: trust me I get it

Independent on Sunday:

Nigeria abductions: Michelle Obama 'outraged'

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the political dispute over free schools - Martin Rowson on the political dispute over free schools, as criticism from the Lib Dems builds over Michael Gove's management of spending"

Telegraph:

Austria wins Eurovision Song Contest

Independent:


Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Luhansk and Donetsk's efforts to join Russia - Steve Bell on efforts by separatists in Donetsk and Luhansk to leave Ukraine and join the Russian Federation" After Daumier.

Telegraph:

Ministers reject Labour claims of 'zombie' Parliament

Independent:

Take That star Gary Barlow should keep OBE - Cameron

Times:

BBC Radio Devon DJ David Lowe loses job over racist word

Mail:
"MP’s are finishing early in order to go on yet another holiday."

quote:

“ORDER, ORDER! Would the Prime Minister care to Skype his response to the insulting accusation that MPs take too many holidays?”

Express:

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Hehe look at that crusader guy, he looks fun and harmless! All showing up to give politicians a friendly nudge about the EU, an embodiment of the Express's sincere yet reasonable take on the issue

baka kaba fucked around with this message at 02:15 on May 13, 2014

Spooky Hyena
May 2, 2014

Choosing to benefit from an empire of murder and genocide makes you complicit.
:scotland:
lol, nice meltdown
It looks like he gave up on the leopard print pattern on the sofa halfway through, and just continued with blotches. Then gave up again when he came to the top of the armchair. The badger is missing, unless some of the blotches represent it somehow.

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax
I've noticed an increase in generic sparrows too lately, maybe he's giving up on the hidden animals.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Excellent work as always, baka kaba.

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Ukip tweet and the police – Cambridgeshire police say they shouldn't have got involved after a party councillor complained about a blogger"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Ed Miliband tries to steady his ship as polls show first Tory lead in two years

Times:

Nigeria abductions: Government 'ready' for Boko Haram talks

Mail:
"The bosses of the pharmaceutical company Pfiser[sic] are being questioned by MPs about their take over bid for Astro-zenica."

[Caption unavailable.]

Express:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Why does the Express guy draw Cameron with ginger hair? I mean, it looks nothing like him anyway but the hair really bugs me. :psyduck:

Crashbee
May 15, 2007

Stupid people are great at winning arguments, because they're too stupid to realize they've lost.
Surely allowing your cat to eat a bird on your Aga can't be hygenic

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Pilchenstein posted:

Why does the Express guy draw Cameron with ginger hair? I mean, it looks nothing like him anyway but the hair really bugs me. :psyduck:

The cat's ginger because he knew you were going to say that.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Crashbee posted:

Surely allowing your cat to eat a bird on your Aga can't be hygenic

Thomas with an incisive political metaphor???

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on George Osborne and a currency union with Scotland – Chancellor invokes his oath to tell truth before MPs' committee as he insists his rejection of deal is not campaigning tactic"

Telegraph:

Romanian and Bulgarian migration: Dip in workers coming to UK

Independent:

Alien designer HR Giger dies at 74

Times:


Express:

UK unemployment rate falls to five-year low

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

This is peak Farage. It can't get any better than this

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


In fairness, I would too.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the unrest after the Turkish mine disaster – Aide to prime minister Recep Tayyip Erdoğan pictured kicking protester in aftermath of country's worst mining disaster"

Telegraph:

Nick Clegg claims coalition unity on free school meals policy

Independent:


Times:

After George Cruikshank

Mail:
"People are now allowed to get Google to delete all references to past personal behaviour."

quote:

“That’s right. My time in prison, my five previous wives, six children and the sex change operation….Do I just press the delete button?”

Express:

Prince Harry visits historic Devon pub - and offers to buy it

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene




Cripes, Her Maj has gone bald! Will we have to change the stamps and money? :ohdear:

I know its the Times, but I very much liked that

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

I couldn't see him, therefore I knew he was there.

I do like how Camilla has been shoved off to a different table.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

It really doesn't get better than these, does it

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Cloud Potato posted:


Mail:
"People are now allowed to get Google to delete all references to past personal behaviour."


quote:

“That’s right. My time in prison, my five previous wives, six children and the sex change operation….Do I just press the delete button?”


gently caress you mac.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

Kurtofan posted:

gently caress you mac.

Is the Mail really talking about trans people wanting to not be outed? It's barely even been a year since Lucy Meadows killed herself because The Mail harassed her and said she shouldn't be teaching schoolchildren because of her trans status. gently caress you, Mac, indeed.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Stottie Kyek posted:

Is the Mail really talking about trans people wanting to not be outed? It's barely even been a year since Lucy Meadows killed herself because The Mail harassed her and said she shouldn't be teaching schoolchildren because of her trans status. gently caress you, Mac, indeed.

It's the Mail if the question is are they being replusive scumbags the answer is always yes.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Narendra Modi's India elections win - Martin Rowson on the controversial Hindu nationalist leader Narendra Modi winning a historic landslide election victory in India, the world's largest democracy"

Telegraph:

Top end suncreams fail SPF test as cheaper lotions pass

Independent:

After Van Gogh.

Times:

Labour guru's Miliband tweet blunder

Stephen Collins:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Nick Clegg in the stocks - Chris Riddell on the deputy prime minister as whipping boy"

Sunday Telegraph:

'Biggest dinosaur ever' discovered

Independent on Sunday:

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