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HortonNash
Oct 10, 2012

baka kaba posted:

How the gently caress does that argument even fly? Whenever there's a privatisation proposal it's always backed by some report that suggests that - get this! - the private sector could increase competition and innovation and improve outcomes! Even ignoring that this doesn't happen, the proposals are the exact same poo poo every time, but they're always presented and reported as some novel idea that's the result of fresh thinking and serious analysis.

"A Department for Bears consultation paper published last month argues that making GBS threads in the woods will encourage innovation and improve outcomes for bears."

The thing is the private companies employed to provide child protection services will just hire all the newly redundant council staff on shittier contracts, and claim "See, SAVINGS!" whilst trousering huge sums for themselves. It's exactly what happened with the PCTs. There simply isn't some huge pool of private child protection professionals waiting to jump in.

Notice also that the councils retain all liability for the service provision, even when handed over to G4S.

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IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

From the comments:

quote:

Anarcho-capitalist here. Yes, we do believe in privatizing roads and police forces. "Privatization" is kind of a bad term though. There will exist many dispute resolution organizations and many road ways that arise in an anarchistic society, be they collectivized or privately owned in nature. There will simply be no centralized authority which gives them preferential treatment or compels people to become consumers.

Some people might want to use a very nice proprietary roadway, others might want to use a free collectivized roadway. No reason for anarcho-capitalists to fight with anarcho-socialists. If the private roadway owner wants to scalp people for their services, they're going to go bankrupt.

You can't call yourself an anarchist if you intend on forcing people to be capitalists or socialists. That's why I adopt the consequentialist view of anarcho-capitalism, where anarcho-capitalism is seen as one emergent property of a free society. There are many other emergent properties of a free society, anarcho-socialism being another one. I would just prefer to live in an anarcho-capitalistic region of the free society.

No biggie.

:psyduck: Anarcho-Capitalists are literally the dumbest people in existence, aren't they?

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
At this point there is literally no difference between free market rhetoric and religious dogma. If you were to go through the Lord's Prayer and replace all references to God with Free Market you'd have their official mantra.

HortonNash
Oct 10, 2012

IceAgeComing posted:

From the comments:


:psyduck: Anarcho-Capitalists are literally the dumbest people in existence, aren't they?

The first thing I intend doing in their anarchocapitalist utopia is buying the land surrounding their house, building an encircling toll road and waiting for them to go inside before jacking the use fee up to £1m for them, but free for everyone else.

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

IceAgeComing posted:

:psyduck: Anarcho-Capitalists are literally the dumbest people in existence, aren't they?

Libertarians with a thesaurus, so yeah, pretty much

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

HortonNash posted:

The thing is the private companies employed to provide child protection services will just hire all the newly redundant council staff on shittier contracts, and claim "See, SAVINGS!" whilst trousering huge sums for themselves. It's exactly what happened with the PCTs. There simply isn't some huge pool of private child protection professionals waiting to jump in.

Notice also that the councils retain all liability for the service provision, even when handed over to G4S.

Yeah for real, it never works and the reality is always a reconfiguration that's just worse in every way, but what I mean is the story is the same every time. They're saying 'we think this is a good fit for this scenario', but they say that about everything because that's their ideological position. Is there's even a need to pretend there's some researched basis for these proposals anymore? It's not like they get challenged on selling off public services like it's a closing-down sale


Ddraig posted:

That's an interesting study. How does the Pope feel about it?

The Pope is in the running to take over the private ownership and management of the woods, as he brings international expertise to the position

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Michael Gove really needs to not be allowed around positions of authority.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Spangly A posted:

Michael Gove really needs to not be allowed around positions of authority.

Exactly what is his authority? I mean I thought he was just the head of the Department for Education, but lately he's been commissioning counter-terrorism experts to conduct special investigations into ISLAM PLOTS without even discussing it with the police (or any of the other people currently investigating the matter), and now he's apparently responsible for social services as well

I mean this really is a scarily accurate cartoon:

In another time he'd have been a feudal prince running his fiefdom into the ground, ignoring all his advisors and making decisions based on his own whims, and riding out to blame the poors

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
It was ISLAM PLOTS in ARE KIDS SCHOOLS, therefore it is somewhat relevant.

Still a load of bullshit, but what do you expect with a Tory government!

twoot
Oct 29, 2012

baka kaba posted:

How the gently caress does that argument even fly? Whenever there's a privatisation proposal it's always backed by some report that suggests that - get this! - the private sector could increase competition and innovation and improve outcomes! Even ignoring that this doesn't happen, the proposals are the exact same poo poo every time, but they're always presented and reported as some novel idea that's the result of fresh thinking and serious analysis.

The right-wing press has been banging on about how the UK social services are literally Nazis for at least a decade now. The most recent exposure would probably be that story about how Social workers supposedly ordered surgeons to perform a c-section on a woman. It was utter loving nonsense but the services are obviously constrained by confidentiality and so cannot respond in a way sufficient to silence the bullshit. Christopher Booker in the Telegraph is probably the worst, he ignores context and presents complicated cases as if the family court and social work systems exist solely to poo poo on old Christian family values. Problems caused by chronic understaffing and underfunding are presented as personal failings of Social work staff when poo poo goes wrong. Their answer to these things is that Social Work must be privatised.

twoot fucked around with this message at 21:35 on May 16, 2014

HortonNash
Oct 10, 2012

twoot posted:

The right-wing press has been banging on about how the UK social services are literally Nazis for at least a decade now. The most recent exposure would probably be that story about how Social workers supposedly ordered surgeons to perform a c-section on a woman. It was utter loving nonsense but the services are obviously constrained by confidentiality and so cannot respond in a way sufficient to silence the bullshit. Christopher Booker in the Telegraph is probably the worst, he ignores context and presents complicated cases as if the family court and social work systems exist solely to poo poo on old Christian family values. Their answer to these things is that Social Work must be privatised.

Things that never get reported in the right wing press #1147563856562846

The Guardian posted:

Separately, a letter published in the Guardian today and signed by 37 senior social services academics led by professor Ray Jones, of Kingston University, warns that child protection is too important to be left to the "fickleness and failings" of the market.

They say: "England has one of the most successful child protection systems in the world. This is based on strong accountability, stability, continuity, good local partnership working across professionals and agencies, and with experienced and committed professionals and leadership."

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011
When the whole Baby P thing was happening, it was disgusting the way the right wing tabloids were harassing us, even though we were so far removed from the whole thing that any story we could have told them would have been useless. But they LOVE to demonize social services.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

IceAgeComing posted:

:psyduck: Anarcho-Capitalists are literally the dumbest people in existence, aren't they?
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3634476&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

i don't understand what any of that means

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

IceAgeComing posted:

i don't understand what any of that means

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


What in the seven hells...

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

El Scotch posted:

What in the seven hells...

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
this is the best thing; I love it when creepy idiots post in D&D

https://soundcloud.com/brian-boyko/chainsaw-hands

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


I've finally found an avatar. Bless that thread.

HortonNash
Oct 10, 2012

El Scotch posted:

I've finally found an avatar. Bless that thread.

Dear God, why?!

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
loving hell, what did I just walk into


**edit a brony ancap with delusions of grandeur, think im gonna warm up a steaky bake, time for a read!

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Kegluneq posted:

Can't believe he's still dragging that line out. For a massive 'gently caress you' response to that argument, see this awesome BBC news report on one of those schools. The kids themselves are adorable :3:

"At first I didn't know anything but I learned in two months."
"You learned English in two months?"
"Yeah. Well, not all the words." :kimchi:

I grew up mostly in Leicester and I consider myself and my community a lot richer for living in such a diverse and multicultural city. I love that I can go five minutes in any direction and, at least theoretically, hear loads of different languages (almost everyone actually speaks English of course :v:) and get cuisine from around the world. Let me tell you, the Turkish guys at my local TJs know how to make a good loving pizza. And... that's honestly about it, at least for day-to-day matters. The oh-so-maligned multiculturalism mostly means I can get more tasty things easily. I'd like to think it has helped me to become a fundamentally more tolerant person as well, but for actual identifiable constant effects it just boggles my mind that racists could make any ground with their scapegoating.

I will admit though, there's a mosque a moderate distance from my house and when the sound carries just right, I can sometimes hear the muezzin issuing the call to prayer :ohdear:

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

HortonNash posted:

Dear God, why?!

You just answered your own question. Muahaha.

HortonNash
Oct 10, 2012

El Scotch posted:

You just answered your own question. Muahaha.

It's like a smiling cadaver...gently caress you're evil.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


SybilVimes posted:

When the whole Baby P thing was happening, it was disgusting the way the right wing tabloids were harassing us, even though we were so far removed from the whole thing that any story we could have told them would have been useless. But they LOVE to demonize social services.

Reminder that Labour actually put a giant child database in place to check the last time that a child was seen by a teacher or social worker to stop kids dropping off the map like baby P and the first thing the tories did was dismantle it because apparantly they believe that kids dying due to parents abysmal abuse is a small price to pay for a tick being put in a box stating "this child is not dead" on the national database for their kids.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

IceAgeComing posted:

this is the best thing; I love it when creepy idiots post in D&D

https://soundcloud.com/brian-boyko/chainsaw-hands

I was gonna post something relevant but now I can't because my brain is in a puddle on the floor

Superb Owls
Nov 3, 2012

CancerCakes posted:

LBC is fast becoming my favorite radio station, I have just spammed facebook and twitter with that interview, so good.

Did they hurl Nick Ferrari into the sun yet? Because that's the only thing that would allow me to agree with this statement.

Superb Owls fucked around with this message at 08:30 on May 17, 2014

Lord Twisted
Apr 3, 2010

In the Emperor's name, let none survive.
Having read family law case transcripts I can say some of the poo poo these social workers have to put up with has made me feel physically sick on more than one occasion. They have a really really tough job.

This is the kind of poo poo that can't be farmed out to the lowest bidder.

P.s. My only personal experience with g4s was a counter terrorism expo about four years ago where they ran security. Event was being held for the first time. They were fairly lax and at the end of the show the staff had a drink while everyone networked. Thousands of pounds of valuable gear was nicked. Next year the expo was basically gutted of cool poo poo and was all videos and handouts.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
On the multiculturalism thing, sometimes if I'm on a bus or Tube, I'll pick a conversation I can't understand and try to work out what language they're speaking.
And the language learning thing is fun. Most kids are really good at learning a language if they're in school 5 days a week. gently caress the Campaign for Real Education, though. 'Ooh, won't someone think of the poor white people?' :fuckoff: The fact that their spokesman resorted to "long-term implications", without saying anything specific, should tell you all you need to know about how much bullshit he's spewing.

As for Michael Gove... :shepicide:
gently caress it, I'll write to my MP this weekend about it.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Fairly sure my old home town of Bedford is one of the most diverse towns in England. I remember going to uni and being shocked at all the loving white people cos 50% of my friends were Asian. The blatant racism from people was also an eye opener, you'd have got your head kicked in back home for some of the poo poo I heard.

On the plus side I can drop the c-bomb (equivalent) in Punjabi and I get invited to the best weddings.

I swear most people worried about multiculturalism have had no exposure to it.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Bozza posted:

I swear most people worried about multiculturalism have had no exposure to it.

This is statistically true iirc, the places most worried about multiculturism in polls are the least diverse

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Thankfully they have the media to warn them about the dangers of multiculturalism

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Multiculturalism is basically the best thing ever because let's face it, white people are terrible

Hungry
Jul 14, 2006

Bozza posted:

I swear most people worried about multiculturalism have had no exposure to it.

This. I live in a very middle class, very rural, very white area, to such an extreme that there was only one or two non-white kids in my year back in schooldays. And everybody is 'deeply concerned' about multiculturalism and immigration and it boggles my loving mind. Even my grandparents - who have mixed race grandchildren for fucks sake - have been spouting things right out of the Daily Mail or UKIP taking points.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
You'll all be singing a different tune when black muslim parliament is forcing you to sit at the back of the bus because whites are a minority :corsair:

Crane Fist posted:

Multiculturalism is basically the best thing ever because let's face it, white people are terrible

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I welcome the re-ordering of the buses into strict halal seating arrangements

By Allah, no longer shall the infidels block the aisles

Andy Impey
Sep 2, 2011

quote:

Separately, a letter published in the Guardian today and signed by 37 senior social services academics led by professor Ray Jones, of Kingston University, warns that child protection is too important to be left to the "fickleness and failings" of the market.

This is literally what they want to happen. To Tories, people who actually do public sector jobs, and especially academics who study public services are entrenched hierarchies that need smashing. The opposition of social workers to this is a good thing. Just as the opposition of teachers to free schools and academies is a good thing, firefighters opposing cuts to fire services is a good thing, lecturers opposing tuition fees etc etc. So a load of social workers saying "this is bad" is a good thing.

Of course, when bankers oppose the robin hood tax, or the bonus cap, or any regulation at all for entirely self serving reasons the Tories back them to the hilt. Only some entrenched hierarchies need smashing.

kim jong-illin
May 2, 2011

Bozza posted:

Fairly sure my old home town of Bedford is one of the most diverse towns in England.

Wikipedia posted:

Bedford is home to one of the largest concentrations of Italian immigrants in the UK. According to a 2001 census, 2 in 7 (almost 30%) of Bedford's population are of at least partial Italian descent. This is mainly as a result of labour recruitment in the early 1950s by the London Brick Company in the southern Italian regions of Puglia, Campania, Calabria, Molise, Abruzzo and Sicily.[16] Bedford's Little Italy feel is enhanced by a wide variety of Italian bars, restaurants and social clubs throughout the town, as well as a large number of delis and grocery shops selling Italian and continental produce – and by the large Italian mission church run by the Scalabrini Fathers order. From 1954 to 2008 Bedford had its own Italian vice-consulate.[17]

In addition to Italian immigrants, Bedford has also been the recipient of significant immigration from South Asia (8.1% of Bedford's population;[18] Indians began arriving from the late 1950s onwards from the Punjab area & many worked at The London Brick Company), Eastern Europe (particularly in the 2000s), Greece, Cyprus, the Middle East and Africa (3% of Bedford's population is of Sub-Saharan descent[18]), making it one of the most ethnically and linguistically diverse towns in the UK in proportion to its size

I remember moving from going to school in Bedford to going to university in Tower Hamlets and not being at all fazed by the diversity of the area compared to many of my friends who were moving to uni from places like Chelmsford or Oxford where they were mostly white.

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
I moved from Burnley to Bradford and then to Cambridge and :drat: this place is white and middle class.

I mean, I am as well, but I find it weird how many other people don't realise how weird this city* is in that regard.


(*actually its size of a large village).

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SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011
I've never understood how there is so much 'multiculture shock' for some people going from an 'all-white' area to a multicultural area. I grew up in a pretty damned white area - we had *1* non-white person in our secondary school, and I'm pretty sure that was across all 5 years, so ~1000 kids, but when I started living in York (which is still pretty damned white tbh) when I was 16 it was like 'oh, there are people that aren't white here, that's cool, oh, I have more choice of foods/things to buy, that IS cool'.

I suppose the only time I've had multiculture-shock was when I used to buy lunch from a vietnamese place in california, and they always treated me like I was literally family, can't say it made me feel any animosity towards anyone though :shrug:

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