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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

El Scotch posted:

Dennis Nedry, in happier times.
Yeah, Brian I gotta ask have you considered picking up a more reasonable obsession instead of ponies and bitcoins, like Jurassic Park cosplay? You'd make a great Newman too, believe it or not.

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Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
http://prezi.com/edi9plll1j8g/prezi-me-of-brian-boyko/

Boytoy applied for a job at Prezi. USING PREZI. the results are exactly what we've come to know and love

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Caros
May 14, 2008


What kind of person posts this online under their real loving name! SERIOUSLY!

Badera
Jan 30, 2012

Student Brian Boyko has lost faith in America.

Jagchosis posted:

http://prezi.com/edi9plll1j8g/prezi-me-of-brian-boyko/

Boytoy applied for a job at Prezi. USING PREZI. the results are exactly what we've come to know and love

"10 years as an improv comedian"

hahahahahah Oh my god. It just won't end

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Can someone explain this thread to me?

Someone posted asking for money and a bunch of people yelled at him, then someone posted a picture of a chubby guy and what looked like three forum topics and it exploded. I don't understand.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

A Bag of Milk
Jul 3, 2007

I don't see any American dream; I see an American nightmare.

Fojar38 posted:

Can someone explain this thread to me?

Someone posted asking for money and a bunch of people yelled at him, then someone posted a picture of a chubby guy and what looked like three forum topics and it exploded. I don't understand.

chubby guy is the op

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Fojar38 posted:

Can someone explain this thread to me?

Someone posted asking for money and a bunch of people yelled at him, then someone posted a picture of a chubby guy and what looked like three forum topics and it exploded. I don't understand.

brian boyko

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
Does the dude seriously loving sign every single one of his posts with his real name

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
What if a bear had funksaw hands

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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A Bag of Milk posted:

chubby guy is the op

Oh, okay. I understand now.

Obdicut
May 15, 2012

"What election?"

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



Badera posted:

"10 years as an improv comedian"

hahahahahah Oh my god. It just won't end

He has an account on an improv forum.

digging through that trash rn

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
I wonder if he's considered casting a Wall of Stone spell in the shape of a riot.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
he's tamped down on privacy on his facebook since i looked at it yesterday, so i guess he's learning?

before it was all posts viewable globally, naturally.

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007
I was hoping more for hilarious photoshops and gifs than digging through his online history for the last 10 years.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

XyloJW posted:

I was hoping more for hilarious photoshops and gifs than digging through his online history for the last 10 years.

lookin for inspiration, good sir

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Right o captain

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
XyloJW wants an omelette without breaking any eggs.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:


Oh. THAT's why he doesn't play professional sports.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Meatwave posted:



Oh. THAT's why he doesn't play professional sports.

Ok now I have an idea for when I get back home

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007

Miltank posted:

XyloJW wants an omelette without breaking any eggs.

I believe in you.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Meatwave posted:



Oh. THAT's why he doesn't play professional sports.

Why do nerds nearly always go out of their way to let everyone know just how much they dont like ALL sports.

Its never just "i hate baseball, it sucks" which would be fine, apparently all sport is the same thing to these people and seemingly because the mean gym teacher made you run that one time they are to be scorned for life.

With that i think this guy has hit every weird stereotype on goon bingo.

Obdicut
May 15, 2012

"What election?"

XyloJW posted:

I was hoping more for hilarious photoshops and gifs than digging through his online history for the last 10 years.

How about 'hilarious' meaning crappily quick because this is the 2nd GIF I've ever made, the first being ITT already.

Jingai Jigokumoto
Feb 8, 2013

by XyloJW


His boy, Lessig, might be a dumb-rear end.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Miltank posted:

I guess Its nice to know that SA is still relevant enough to warrant the attention. Boyko is lucky he didn't post in GBS.

I'm not sure any forums have ever been relevant to anything important aside from facebook, some are just better for press releases.

Jingai Jigokumoto
Feb 8, 2013

by XyloJW

We're getting closer! Let's find at least one porn account!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


chaos rhames posted:

I'm not sure any forums have ever been relevant to anything important aside from facebook, some are just better for press releases.

how was sa important to facebook. was zuckerberg discovered to be a secret goon or something

Tin Tim
Jun 4, 2012

Live by the pun - Die by the pun

This can't be quoted enough

lmao at everything itt

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

how was sa important to facebook. was zuckerberg discovered to be a secret goon or something

It has nothing to do with this forum, I was just saying that websites don't matter in any meaningful way.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

i don't know who coded the animation function in photoshop but that person should probably be shot

anyway

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:


:smug:

:colbert:

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay
The .gif tools for photoshop are absolute garbage, but the results are pretty great, clearly.



Anyway- do your worst, goons.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lol

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

chaos rhames posted:

It has nothing to do with this forum, I was just saying that websites don't matter in any meaningful way.

Concur, except of course obamacare.gov. It has allowed many of us – including myself – start our own businesses, something we had put off for fear of losing health coverage. I am all for replacing Obamacare. But I do not support repealing or defunding it until a better solution is in place. And our entire economy should not be held hostage for political leverage – that’s just irresponsible.

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003


what's the command to disable bighead mode

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

its weird to think ive probably seen this guy somewhere in austin

also he hangs out at spider house and takes pictures of random hipsters

I actually saw him present the TCP video in person at one of the Alamo Drafthouse's open screen nights. He was about as well received there as he was here. When that video showed up in this thread, I was absolutely amazed that it was the same dude. Should've gotten an autograph.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Trig Discipline posted:

I actually saw him present the TCP video in person at one of the Alamo Drafthouse's open screen nights. He was about as well received there as he was here. When that video showed up in this thread, I was absolutely amazed that it was the same dude. Should've gotten an autograph.

Holy poo poo what kind of recreational self-abuse are you into?

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

SedanChair posted:

Holy poo poo what kind of recreational self-abuse are you into?

The kind that leads you to watch two-minute short films brought in by literally anyone off the street. I'm p fuckin hardcore.

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