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I started this in the Farthouse 3 (I'm having a hard time putting it all together): OH THE PLACES YOU'LL THROW Congratulations! Today is draft day! You're off to Great Franchises! You're off and away! You have brains in your head (Until Suh knocks them loose) You can steer the play any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to throw. You'll look up and down lanes. Look 'em over with care. About some you will say, "I don't choose to throw there" With your head full of routes and your coach in your ear, You're too smart to run into your center's rear. And you may not find any you'll want to throw down. In that case, of course, you'll throw straight out of bounds. It's smoggier there in the New Jersey air. Out there rings can happen And sometimes they do to people whose last names are Manning (not you) When touchdowns start to happen, don't worry. That's Drew. Just wait til Detroit. You'll start scoring points, too. OH! THE PLACES YOU'LL THROW! And another set of pages: You'll be on your way up! You'll be driving down-field! You'll be running an offense who simply won't yield. You won't hide in the pocket, because you'll have the speed. You'll sneak for a touchdown and you'll soon take the lead. Wherever you throw, you'll be known as the best. Finding your man, hitting him square in the chest. But remember, be humble. Because, sometimes, you'll fumble. I'm sorry to say so but sadly, it's true that Tumbles and Fumbles can happen to you. You can get all concussed in a blindside by Quinn And your sub will play on So much for that win. Goodell will make you play with an unpleasant bump And chances are then they'll say you're in a Slump. And when you're in a Slump, you find winning is hard Coming back from last place getting the wild card. Fhqwhgads fucked around with this message at 16:24 on May 16, 2014 |
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May 16, 2014 16:13
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These are fantastic Also have a lovecraftian nightmare 
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May 16, 2014 16:56
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Febreeze posted:These are fantastic  Also, love that you chose the jersey number as the number of QBs, well played
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May 16, 2014 17:01
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Febreeze posted:These are fantastic Beautiful. The Browns could maybe get half a season out of that.
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May 16, 2014 19:11
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By their powers combined, they get 5 wins!
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May 16, 2014 19:20
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swickles posted:By their powers combined, Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtan!
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May 16, 2014 20:19
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Not to detract from the last couple amazing Farts, but can someone crop down the picture of Teddy in drag to avatar size, hopefully the headshot will look decent? Sadly my current one is out of date.
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May 16, 2014 20:30
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Febreeze posted:These are fantastic Somehow this makes the idea of 21 QBs in 16 seasons more difficult to comprehend, not less difficult.
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May 16, 2014 21:35
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Even I'm still surprised how high we've gotten. I thought we were still at 18 or 19.
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May 16, 2014 23:11
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Fenrir posted:Somehow this makes the idea of 21 QBs in 16 seasons more difficult to comprehend, not less difficult. If there was a series of pictures for other teams even the Packers would have 4 and the Colts would have at least 3. The Browns's issue is that they haven't kept a single QB for more than 4 years, not that they've had a spot starter when their opening day QB goes down.
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May 17, 2014 00:22
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Gerund posted:If there was a series of pictures for other teams even the Packers would have 4 and the Colts would have at least 3. The Browns's issue is that they haven't kept a single QB for more than 4 years, not that they've had a spot starter when their opening day QB goes down. 5 for the Packers - heh, Seneca Wallace did actually start one game before immediately going to IR. But that aside, yeah I know. That's the point - the Browns have never had anything I'd call a franchise QB. Not this incarnation of the Browns anyway 
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May 17, 2014 00:56
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Febreeze posted:These are fantastic And Manziel was taken with the 22nd pick. What could it all mean?
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May 17, 2014 01:48
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Cruel and Unusual posted:And Manziel was taken with the 22nd pick. What could it all mean? Ask Brady Quinn. Or Brandon Weeden.
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May 17, 2014 03:29
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Gradkowski! 
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May 17, 2014 04:00
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I loved Bruce Gradkowski and it's kind of sad he was literally the best Raiders QB in the past 10 years. E: I also thought Andrew Walter was the future for them so what the gently caress do I know about QBs.
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May 17, 2014 04:04
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I often wonder if guys like Gradkowski and Jason Campbell could have become legit QBs if it weren't for how they came up. Gradkowski bounced between dysfunctional organizations, and Campbell had different OCs every season for the first several years of his career. If they had gone to better, more stable teams, I wonder if they'd have developed into something really good. Especially Campbell. He put together some drat good seasons even when he had to learn a new offense every year. I really think he could have been a lot better. Fenrir fucked around with this message at 04:26 on May 17, 2014 |
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May 17, 2014 04:19
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The real question is are the Dolphins worse post-Marino than Cleveland? We need a mock up and an ensuing battle. New Febreeze project: What if all the QB's in history from the 32 teams fought each other?
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May 17, 2014 05:50
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swickles posted:The real question is are the Dolphins worse post-Marino than Cleveland? We need a mock up and an ensuing battle. New Febreeze project: What if all the QB's in history from the 32 teams fought each other? Browns since 1999: 1 playoff appearance (2002), loss. 2 seasons .500 or better. It's not even loving close. Fenrir fucked around with this message at 06:16 on May 17, 2014 |
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May 17, 2014 06:05
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Benne posted:I loved Bruce Gradkowski and it's kind of sad he was literally the best Raiders QB in the past 10 years.  looks like the QB of the future to me (I will never not post this picture any time Andrew Walter comes up)
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May 17, 2014 06:22
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Yay, I got my Draw Play cameo 
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May 17, 2014 08:48
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May 17, 2014 13:01
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Requesting that incredible painting Devilcat/Dan Lacey did of Tebow and Gaia from Captain Planet from the first Farthouse thread.
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May 17, 2014 13:22
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Does Spokane still have an Arena team? Because if so, I want to root for those guys and hate the Portland team. E: Wikipedia says yes, so Go Shock, gently caress The Thunder. Benne fucked around with this message at 13:25 on May 17, 2014 |
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May 17, 2014 13:22
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Benne posted:Does Spokane still have an Arena team? Because if so, I want to root for those guys and hate the Portland team. They do and we mini-gdt'd it and it ruled
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May 17, 2014 13:48
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Not mine, or even recent, but too good not to share: THE COLLEGE AMATEUR Adown the college yard he came - Like some Greek god he strode - His eye was bright, his satin skin With health and vigor glowed. They gathered round him, spellbound at His size and strength of frame. “Come this way,” cried the football coach - “You’ll win eternal fame!” “With me next,” cried the baseball chief, “You’ll shine behind the bat!” “And then with me,” a track man called - “For you, nine seconds flat!” “I wish to say,” the noble youth, With accents clear and loud, Exclaimed: “An amateur am I, Whereof I’m greatly proud! In younger days, for Sunday ball, I never took a cent. For even carfares to the park My own small coins I spent. I’m purer than the driven snow - I come here creamy white - You couldn’t bribe this little boy With all the gold in sight! I ask no free tuition for The way I kick the goals - Let all remuneration go To mercenary souls! I’ll be insulted if you try To pay me, understand? I’ll purify the college world, And B-r-r-r-zing-zang-biff-brr! (At this point the pipe went out, and the the poet, waking suddenly, fell out of his bunk behind the laundry.) -- W.A. Phelon, the Chicago Journal. Reprinted in The Minneapolis Journal, 11/13/1905
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May 17, 2014 14:50
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wheez the roux posted:They do and we mini-gdt'd it and it ruled The madness of Gene Simmons deserves its own comic. Fire painted Fiat as cheerleader chariot....
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May 17, 2014 18:12
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Fenrir posted:Dolphins since Marino: 3 playoff appearances (2000, 2001, 2008), 1 win. 7 seasons .500 or better. I meant in terms of QB's.
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May 17, 2014 21:22
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I accidentally did a fart in PSP. I really hope they don't mind.
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May 18, 2014 10:00
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swickles posted:I meant in terms of QB's. Cleveland has pulled ahead since Miami took Tannehill. Since 1999 we have had 17 starting QB's, and they are now up to 21 if Manziel starts IIRC. It was neck and neck before Tannyhills.
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May 18, 2014 12:25
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cucka posted:I accidentally did a fart in PSP. I really hope they don't mind. The Lesnar thread is a work of art in and of itself.
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May 18, 2014 15:39
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Ehud posted:Cleveland has pulled ahead since Miami took Tannehill. The Raiders have had 18 since 2003. Schaub will be 19, and Carr will be 20 if he gets a game this year. Tebow 21.
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May 18, 2014 16:21
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Volkerball posted:The Raiders have had 18 since 2003. Schaub will be 19, and Carr will be 20 if he gets a game this year. Tebow 21. If you make it to 21, congrats on your playoff win
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May 18, 2014 18:49
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I'm sad nobody did Haslem Hears a Hobo
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May 18, 2014 19:10
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Haslem: And even though you can't hear or see them express, a fanbase's a fanbase, even when they're depressed!
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May 18, 2014 19:16
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I would not throw them here or there. I would not throw them anywhere. This season as a Ram I did not like it Sam Brad'am. Wow, that was simple and incredibly sad. Also incredibly simple was today's play. Throwback - Detroit Lions 
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May 18, 2014 20:20
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X curl! Y curl! Z curl! X flat! Could you, would you make first down with that?  Not with a flat! Not with a curl! Not to a back! Schott! What a world! I would not, could not, with four yards after catch. I could not, would not, with UDFA backs!
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May 18, 2014 20:37
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I do not like being a Ram. I do not like that Michael Sam.
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May 18, 2014 22:18
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Cruel and Unusual posted:I do not like being a Ram. hahahahahha
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There%27s_a_Wocket_in_My_Pocket There's a Sanchez in my Haunches by Brandon Moore Did I tell you of my flashback where that Wilfork is a big dork? And our QB is a booby? And the hole to which he rolls is not correct at all? And then that Sanchez is in my Haunches? I can still hear the drawled mirth of Collinsworth As the Pats D pads their stat sheets... That season we had ambition to make the next transition But Rexorcist persisted inspecting defence And Tebow and feet toes. No weapon stepped-in, none beckoned. Even for Woodhead we sure pled. There was no gap under the cap. That’s the kind of season it was. There were no draft picks to move the yard sticks. Just books and interviews about tatoos. Okay our defense was no nonsense. While you could stop our pass rush with a toothbrush our secondary was a cherry. And at least we left that Tebow in the Gazebo. And Mangold was a stronghold. But that Hunter was a crockpot. He used to block but then could NOT. And Sparano, holy poo poo! Even when we won--7-6? What is this, soccer? Santonio acted like that kind of fucker. I'm sorry you're hurt, but don't chuck the ball And that was week 4, still early -- eventually the dumpster fire was so stout that even Fireman Ed said "I'm out". Worst six and ten there has ever been. And that Sanchez in my Haunches! The burr in my saddle that plain won't skedaddle. The offense was so dire I had to retire. And, folks, I tell you what, I may have CTE. In my butt. pangstrom fucked around with this message at 18:17 on May 19, 2014 |
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