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Chard
Aug 24, 2010




You're better off with a box of 'wine' to match your box of 'food'

e: oops that's balls for a new page, have some baby tigers at least

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Thank you for the suggestion, Bertolli. Wine just goes perfectly with this TV dinner.



:stonk: That's still frozen, right? It looks like the bottom of a storm drain.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
Yes, you can even see the plastic wrap.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Really Pants posted:

:stonk: That's still frozen, right? It looks like the bottom of a storm drain.

Looks like a bad quality photo of some bad quality frozen food really. Stuff can bad enough without having to go to extremes. Hyperbole just cheapens the whole thing really.

Now drop some wine chat to really make it "pop".

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Yeah, I'm drinking wine with that. Thanks, box, for suggesting a rich, flavorful, and bold Malbec to accompany my microwave meal.

Tomorrow, I'll eat my Manwich with a delicate Rose.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Chard posted:

You're better off with a box of 'wine' to match your box of 'food'

e: oops that's balls for a new page, have some baby tigers at least



Those are awesome.

Also malbec is a type of grape so you can deffo get it in boxes, or as they call them in Australia, goons.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

syscall girl posted:

Those are awesome.

Also malbec is a type of grape so you can deffo get it in boxes, or as they call them in Australia, goons.

Wine in a box is called goon, you go to the bottle-o for a box of goon.

"Im going to the booze shop for some goons" is not correct at all.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

syscall girl posted:

Those are awesome.

Also malbec is a type of grape so you can deffo get it in boxes, or as they call them in Australia, goons.



Which has also brought about the greatest Australian sport of all time Goon of Fortune. Take one deboxed goon bladder and 1 genuine Australian rotary clothes line aka The Hills Hoist and blammo, you're getting drunk and sunburned.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Rapman the Cook posted:

Wine in a box is called goon, you go to the bottle-o for a box of goon.

"Im going to the booze shop for some goons" is not correct at all.

'A box of goon' ? I've only ever heard goon referred to as a sack. The goon sack is sold in a box. The box itself is just a convenient means by which to store or carry your goon sack.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


Wanna pet this guy so bad.
Probably lose a finger.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

The Lone Badger posted:

Wanna pet this guy so bad.
Probably lose a finger.

Nah, they're totally harmless at that age.

Bippie Mishap
Oct 12, 2012


Really Pants posted:

:stonk: That's still frozen, right? It looks like the bottom of a storm drain.

Is there anything in the ingredients that you don't eat?

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Lincoln posted:

My wife calls that "an Einstein."

Your wife is funny. Not sarcasm.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

The Lone Badger posted:

Wanna pet this guy so bad.
Probably lose a finger.
fingat*

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Pick posted:

Nah, they're totally harmless at that age.

Harmless ? Have you ever played with a puppy ? Carnivorous mammals have insanely sharp teeth, even as tiny babies.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Why?

DaisyDanger
Feb 19, 2007

Sorry, a system error occurred.

So the top player can't see the bottom player's half of the screen.

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

Let's see one for 4 player goldeneye

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.


Kids these days. :corsair: back in the day you played videogames on the same TV and yelled 'you looked at my screen' when you got shot camping.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Bombadilillo posted:

Kids these days. :corsair: back in the day you played videogames on the same TV and yelled 'you looked at my screen' when you got shot camping.

Ah the good old days. :allears:

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

BANME.sh posted:

Let's see one for 4 player goldeneye

http://www.screencheatingshield.com/

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

:eyepop:

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Drone_Fragger posted:

Re Kangaroos:

The way the males fight for dorminance is literally to try to push, punch and kick eachother over then strangle them either to death or into submission. That is why they are loving ripped because whoever can strangle the most effectively lives to breed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt1C9qmuh_g For instance.

Holy. poo poo.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
The worst part about that video is when one kangaroo paws at the other's head for a few moments and waits for it to get up before strangling it. :stare:

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

karl fungus posted:

The worst part about that video is when one kangaroo paws at the other's head for a few moments and waits for it to get up before strangling it. :stare:

Fun fact: When they're going up with hind legs like that they're trying to disembowel their opponent. If you're ever up close and personal with a 'roo you pretty much need to bear hug them to stop the strangulation / gut ripping stuff. :australia:

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



an image that leaves the impression of rear end, cock and balls.

http://i.imgur.com/HXwl5nq.jpg

XTimmy
Nov 28, 2007
I am Jacks self hatred
I feel I should point out that a small, female grey kangaroo ( the smaller of the two species) once kicked me in the back because I had angered her in someway and it put me on the ground. They're herbivores but they're vicious as gently caress.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Snowy posted:

an image that leaves the impression of rear end, cock and balls.

http://i.imgur.com/HXwl5nq.jpg

that looks like terrible seat unless you are the owner

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

every loving day

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Istari posted:

'A box of goon' ? I've only ever heard goon referred to as a sack. The goon sack is sold in a box. The box itself is just a convenient means by which to store or carry your goon sack.

Goon comes in boxes, and then goon bags are used, emptied of contents and inflated, as emergency dr-unconscious pillows.

Pocket Billiards
Aug 29, 2007
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syscall girl posted:

Those are awesome.

Also malbec is a type of grape so you can deffo get it in boxes, or as they call them in Australia, goons.


Never ever heard cask wine called 'goons' here.

Box of goon, goon bag, yes but never 'goons'.

Pretty hard to find Malbec varietals here too, seldom see them outside of the Chilean section of Dan Murphys.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Less convict chat, more funny pictures

casual poster
Jun 29, 2009

So casual.

What's the point of this? Don't you both just play on a full screen where you can see the other player anyways?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

casual poster posted:

What's the point of this? Don't you both just play on a full screen where you can see the other player anyways?

I think that's probably so you aren't looking and hit controller, or 'stick' if you think this is a 'sport'.

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Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

casual poster posted:

What's the point of this? Don't you both just play on a full screen where you can see the other player anyways?

If you're enough of a fighting game expert to be in some major tournament, you can figure out what the other dude is about to do by looking at his controller inputs. That gives away big moves before there's any on-screen indication, if you're dedicated enough to memorize every input and tell the difference between different stick movements in a split second.

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