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Skipopatomus
Aug 30, 2007

Ozzy Osbourne simply duplicated the event.

yes, that first one is an Australian shepherd

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Yeah, but what's the dog called? :v:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

AndyElusive posted:

Melt the wizard

What do you want to melt him with?

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

Dissapointed Owl posted:



e: excuse the watermark

The book version wasn't all that great though.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

VendaGoat posted:

What do you want to melt him with?

Speed metal.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

AndyElusive posted:

Melt the wizard

VendaGoat posted:

What do you want to melt him with?

I've been racking my brain for hours trying to remember what the hell movie this is from.

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME

Powered Descent posted:

I've been racking my brain for hours trying to remember what the hell movie this is from.

You obviously have a Big problem there.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Is it the one where Bill Murray has to live the same day again and again?

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Hogge Wild posted:

Is it the one where Bill Murray has to live the same day again and again?

Yeah Caddyshack I think.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
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Doritos brand corn chips.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Modern Day Hercules posted:

Yeah Caddyshack I think.

That was the one with the orange striped cat right?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

VendaGoat posted:

That was the one with the orange striped cat right?

No, I think he's thinking of that one movie with Bill Murray in it.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Captain_Maclaine posted:

No, I think he's thinking of that one movie with Bill Murray in it.

Meatballs?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
IT'S GHOSTBUSTERS!

Jesus Christ you guys

Fozaldo
Apr 18, 2004

Serenity Now. Serenity Now.
:respek::respek::respek::respek::respek:
It's that one with Judge Reinhold.

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax
You mean Mock Trial with J. Reinhold?

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Spaceballs you mean.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Drone_Fragger posted:

Re Kangaroos:

The way the males fight for dorminance is literally to try to push, punch and kick eachother over then strangle them either to death or into submission. That is why they are loving ripped because whoever can strangle the most effectively lives to breed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt1C9qmuh_g For instance.

Classic fencing response at 0.42

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

umalt posted:

You mean Mock Trial with J. Reinhold?

No, William Hung and his Hung Jury.

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
Less talking, more pictures.

Rocket Baby Dolls has a new favorite as of 00:02 on May 19, 2014

Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.
God I hope we do the same thing every single time forever.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
All right then.





GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!
My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave me but I have conviction hhhnnnnnngggggg :unsmigghh:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


THE FUTURE OF PORTABLE COMPUTING

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax
Until 1999 computers were limited to the size of books due to the limiting nature of typewriter-styled inputs. However scientists and engineers figured out that you could further miniaturize computers with a new form of input. This computational revolution was headed by the "smash keys and see what poo poo happens" method, and technology was never the same.

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003


Real but about as ridiculous and impractical.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

muscles like this? posted:

THE FUTURE OF PORTABLE COMPUTING


The miniature floppy disk, complete with label, is a nice touch. The article probably says something like, "In the future, disks small enough to fit in your watch will hold up to one million bytes of data."

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

muscles like this? posted:

THE FUTURE OF PORTABLE COMPUTING


I need to type something on my watch, anyone seen my sewing needle?

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



edit: should learn to read

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

muscles like this? posted:

THE FUTURE OF PORTABLE COMPUTING


I want a time machine so I can take a spare pair of pants and a Micro SD card back to 1981 and show that guy THE FUTURE.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
Can I get a time machine so I can take you humourless fucks back to 1981 so the artist of that cover can hit you with his easel?

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Cool your jets, Captain Kangaroo. Things were scarier and exciting on cocaine.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat

Caufman posted:

Cool your jets, Captain Kangaroo. Things were scarier and exciting on cocaine.



I'd like to travel back in time when all these new technologies were a bold new world of information sharing and limitless potential, and show them my spam folder.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Jerk McJerkface posted:

I'd like to travel back in time when all these new technologies were a bold new world of information sharing and limitless potential, and show them my spam folder.

I'd like to go back in time and show the inventors of Arpanet some furry porn, cake farts, goatse, bronies and SA and tell them "you will cause this" while wearing a lolcat T-shirt.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Jerk McJerkface posted:

I'd like to travel back in time when all these new technologies were a bold new world of information sharing and limitless potential, and show them my spam folder.

This, but instead show them my porn folder.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Show the Founding Fathers a documentary about the Tea Party, force the Lumiere brothers to watch an Adam Sandler movie marathon, make Gutenberg read 50 Shades of Grey ...

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I'd like to go back in time and show the inventors of Arpanet some furry porn, cake farts, goatse, bronies and SA and tell them "you will cause this" while wearing a lolcat T-shirt.

I'd like to go back in time and show the founding fathers and see if they decide to just stay part of England.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Jerk McJerkface posted:

I'd like to go back in time and show the founding fathers and see if they decide to just stay part of England.

We could just cut out the middle man, and go back to the cave men. See if they decide to become celibate.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Istari posted:

We could just cut out the middle man, and go back to the cave men. See if they decide to become celibate.

Cave men would loving love furry porn, cake farts and goatse. They would go out of their goddamned minds. They would make you their god.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I'd like to go back in time and show the inventors of Arpanet some furry porn, cake farts, goatse, bronies and SA and tell them "you will cause this" while wearing a lolcat T-shirt.

Like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ei81W228ww

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