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Beautiful Ninja posted:Does this mean that Kurt Angle is Call of Duty? John Cena
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Daniel Bryan posted:John Cena Call of Duty really is the perfect John Cena metaphor. It was something that started out with all the potential in the world but never really went anywhere because it was in an ocean of identical products with no personality of it's own. Then one day it discovered something magical, something that broke the mold and rocketed it to a level that nobody even believed was possible. Everybody loved it, they paid unprecidented money to get it, and demanded more. Everyone was sure nobody could ever get tired of it. But they did. Despite the fact that they kept getting the thing that they loved, it eventually became clear to fans that they didn't want that thing every single day forever. So they started to complain about it, talk about how despite the fact that it remained an excellent product, perhaps even the best product, it was stale. Innovation was what had made the product, but once the product was king innovation had died in favor of a financial sure-thing. The rehashing began, the same product kept coming to market over and over again with a coat of paint to disguise it's sameness, and worst of all everyone else in the industry put all their efforts into attempting to duplicate that product. It was so good for so long that it literally ruined everything, and those who recognized that fact raised their voices louder and louder until what was once universally beloved became the most polarizing subject. It became a symbol around which every pundit and every opinion was able to rally, citing it as an example of everything right AND everything wrong with their industry. But at the end of the day, the simple fact is that no matter how loud the complaints about the product get, people keep buying it.
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Sanguinia posted:Call of Duty really is the perfect John Cena metaphor. WRESTLERS ON TWITTER.
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May 18, 2014 23:37
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Adam Rose is awesome and I cannot wait to see the London crowds reaction to him.
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May 18, 2014 23:57
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Why would there be a big party coming, if it's already party time (because party time is all the time)? Step up, Rose!
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May 19, 2014 00:14
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Shima Honnou posted:Why would there be a big party coming, if it's already party time (because party time is all the time)? Step up, Rose! Obviously the party is all the time, but not everywhere.
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May 19, 2014 00:19
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Sanguinia posted:Call of Duty really is the perfect John Cena metaphor. "It was so good for so long"
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Sir Jebus posted:Adam Rose is awesome and I cannot wait to see the London crowds reaction to him. Oh wait, that's Chris Jericho's character.
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My favorite thing about Adam Rose so far was WWE sending a guy out to the bus to interview him and watching him act terrified in the middle of the party peopl eand try to hold Rose's five-second attention span long enough to get him to answer some questions. "So what exactly is your problem with Zeb Coulter?" "I don't have a problem with Zebby, I love Zebby he just - LOOK BUNNIES!"
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AMReese posted:Imagine how much better the Adam Rose character would be if it was played by someone who didn't give a gently caress. Jericho with a nonstop party bus would've been legitimately amazing.
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May 19, 2014 07:21
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sticklefifer posted:Jericho with a nonstop party bus would've been legitimately amazing.
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AMReese posted:His WCW character was one step away from that, anyways. Was that when he was with Ralphus, or when he came out to Sports Highlights #7?
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Golden Bee posted:Was that when he was with Ralphus, or when he came out to Sports Highlights #7? Whichever one where he was lost backstage, ala Spinal Tap
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quote:@WWEBigE 4m I love how self aware Big E can be.
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achillesforever6 posted:I love how self aware Big E can be.
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quote:Daniel Bryan @WWEDanielBryan 2m Hmmmmm...
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Daniel Bryan posted:Hmmmmm... What?
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Onmi posted:What? The joke is it's Daniel Bryan calling Brie his husband.
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May 22, 2014 18:04
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Shima Honnou posted:The joke is it's Daniel Bryan calling Brie his husband. Well you remember the Jerry Springer segment correct? Excuse me I have to go FORGET the Jerry Springer segment again.
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Daniel Bryan posted:Hmmmmm... Are you trying to tell me that the guy who says he isn't a big fan of technology has his wife run his twitter account?!
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May 22, 2014 19:36
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May 22, 2014 19:42
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Brie posted that on Facebook and Bryan apparently hit the share to Twitter thing, which just shares the post without any type of explanation.
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May 22, 2014 19:50
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Daniel Bryan is a woman. Brie Bryan is a man. That's the only explanation.
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May 22, 2014 21:25
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Shima Honnou posted:The joke is it's Daniel Bryan calling Brie his husband. Beard confirmed.
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May 22, 2014 21:30
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Evil Badman posted:Beard confirmed. "Respect the Beard"
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Angular Landbury posted:"Respect the Beard" I'm sure he treats Brie like a lady.
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RvD retweeted a photo of him posing with a fan (rehosted because the original image was bugfuck huge)  
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May 23, 2014 19:32
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So a kinda chubby kid had his picture taken with RVD?
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nasboat posted:So a kinda chubby kid had his picture taken with RVD? No that's RVD.
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May 23, 2014 20:25
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Sex Robot posted:RvD retweeted a photo of him posing with a fan that chin
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Sargent Slaughter's kid is looking kinda chubby these days.
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Well Seth I said you couldn't make one tweet in a row without hocking a lovely energy drink and you have proved me wrong.
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AMReese posted:Seth has had enough You would think teaching people where the block button is would be part of Social Media 101. (they have this, Chris Jericho talked about Vince making everyone go through it a few years ago and they made him go even though he had 1.5 million followers or something)
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Luigi Thirty posted:You would think teaching people where the block button is would be part of Social Media 101. I'm pretty sure they changed how blocking works so it would no longer help in this situation.
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Yeah, blocking now only stops you from seeing when someone mentions you or directly replies to you. They can still see your profile, message you (you don't get the notification, but the message is there), if other people mention both of you in a tweet then you do get the notification, etc, etc. It's got to be really lovely to be anyone with more than a few hundred followers.
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Hah hah wow go gently caress yourself. This is the "Wrestlers on Twitter" thread, not the "Sex Robot shows off the fact that he's a piece of poo poo" thread. Dixie Carter's first tweet:  Those were such promising times, weren't they?
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sunsweet posted:Those were such promising times, weren't they? They spent the last of the 2010 budget getting the champagne and donuts.
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