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Part of Everything posted:I hate it that my workplace wants is to have our co-workers on our friends list. What? Unless you work for Facebook or something, I'd tell them to gently caress right off. Not having coworkers on facebook is the second best thing, next to not having parents.
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Just saw an Onion article (the one about the McD janitor rant) posted. Cue 103 replies, mostly of bootstrappin' anecdotes. There's some reasonable people, but one of them especially has some awful opinions. I understand what they had to go through was terrible, and it's great they made it out. However, they take their story as proof that you don't try hard enough if you are poor or ill equipped. Also, the economy will completely collapse with a increase in min wage, even after being linked to actual proof that it won't.
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I am going to go out on a limb here and guess that the person who posted this is straight, white and probably male as well.
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May 19, 2014 01:09
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Democratic gays and their demands for respect!
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Well, if I were a gay republican, I too would want to avoid any attention lest my fellow conservatives treated me like subhuman garbage.
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If a Republican... If a Republican... If a Republican... WHAT?! Sorry, I can't hear you over how big those "ifs" are! EDIT: Plus an extra measure of that "I have black friends" thing. "If a Republican is homosexual (Not me, mind you. I'm not one of those damned heathen homos)" Mezzanine has a new favorite as of 03:50 on May 19, 2014 |
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May 19, 2014 03:46
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I hit loving gold on a public Facebook group post talking about the friend zone. Should I still censor out names at all if I post it here?
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JaggerMcDagger posted:If a Republican doesn't want an abortion... Also, I'm pretty sure a vast quantity of republicans support censoring television.
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Tracula posted:I hit loving gold on a public Facebook group post talking about the friend zone. Should I still censor out names at all if I post it here? If it's a public page then no real need 
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:If it's a public page then no real need Enjoy Mine is the top comment with probably about 300 likes as of me posting this. I say that the whole 'friend zone' thing is just guys wanting to exchange nice deeds for sex and holy hell has it started to snowball 
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Tracula posted:Enjoy Hahahaha. All those manchildren getting mad. This is the best thing.
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May 19, 2014 04:12
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Gaze in wonder at a log of an r/relationships post SO misogynistic that the guy was chased outta town and deleted his account! Highlight: "I feel like utter poo poo. I'm going to be honest and say I have no idea why a guy like that is interested in my girlfriend and not out with a hot girl."
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This one is absolutely incredible. A. I'm pretty sure "Teabagger" and "Birther" are self-assigned labels. B. The part at the end makes it seem like they agree that they're a racist, a terrorist, anti-american and a greedy capitalist.  Wait...reading it again, that seems like the only possible interpretation. 
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Gaze in wonder at a log of an r/relationships post SO misogynistic that the guy was chased outta town and deleted his account! That's almost heartwarming in a weird sort of way. It's everything anyone could have hoped would happen for the girl short of her just leaving him. edit: In the thumbnail I thought it said "presenting documented farts". What font even is that?
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Wizard of Smart posted:Hahahaha. All those manchildren getting mad. This is the best thing. It's still going, my facebook as been bleeping at me for the past two hours straight basically and near 600 likes. Here's just a random comment.  I just can't help but wonder. Did I somehow touch the poop here or did I honeypot in a bunch of pathetic manchildren who are determined to be offended?
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trapped mouse posted:This one is absolutely incredible. A. I'm pretty sure "Teabagger" and "Birther" are self-assigned labels. B. The part at the end makes it seem like they agree that they're a racist, a terrorist, anti-american and a greedy capitalist. 'Birther' seems to be like 'Truther' only instead of crowing about how 911 was an inside job it's instead demanding Obama show his birth certificate because It's doing that weird 'Oh I'm selfish because I won't give money to charities because I want to buy another car? Well I guess I'm selfish then!' thing. I honestly don't know how to describe it better than what's literally on the image. 
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Youtube is usually way too easy, but this one is perfect.
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Picnic Princess posted:Youtube is usually way too easy, but this one is perfect. Wonderful. this page had been fantastic.
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Can we please take a truncheon to anyone who uses the word "friendzone" without joking about it? Please? I'm still getting updates about that post I made and people debating what I had said. This is my actual post: What the gently caress? This is a hot-button issue for people?
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Picnic Princess posted:Youtube is usually way too easy, but this one is perfect. To be fair, Stromae's song "papaoutai" keeps it ambiguous and even implies his dad is still alive: quote:Elle dit qu'il n'est jamais très loin Or, loosely translated by me, quote:She says he's never far away But his "like a lot of black/half-black kids" is pretty drat salty regardless. Deltasquid has a new favorite as of 11:10 on May 19, 2014 |
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I'm loving how they don't even bother to mention a specific country, we're just supposed to naturally assume that foreign = evil unless the foreigners are children. Nastyman has a new favorite as of 11:43 on May 19, 2014 |
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 He's a decent dudeI went to college with who was in the navy and mostly posts innocuous the military is awesome type stuff. Compared to some of the stuff I've seen in this thread I guess I should be thankful.
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Nastyman posted:I'm loving how they don't even bother to mention a specific country, we're just supposed to naturally assume that foreign = evil unless the foreigners are children. It's Canada. The girl is forced against her will to have maple syrup on her pancakes every morning. EDIT:  
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Mr E posted:Just saw an Onion article (the one about the McD janitor rant) posted. Cue 103 replies, mostly of bootstrappin' anecdotes. There's some reasonable people, but one of them especially has some awful opinions. "Your situation is what you make of it, except don't make something of it which I don't approve of!" How is working for a better wage different from pulling yourself together in school? You're doing something to improve your situation, the only real difference being whether it benefits people other than yourself.
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Nastyman posted:I'm loving how they don't even bother to mention a specific country, we're just supposed to naturally assume that foreign = evil unless the foreigners are children. It's Austrailia and something something Tony Abbot
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Deltasquid posted:EDIT: This level of ignorance is unreal
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Minus 50 points per punctuation, spelling, or grammatical error in your post about IQ.
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But how do I earn points on this scale? I need to win the House Cup at the end of semester. Ravenclaw hasn't won in five hundred years 
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Well poo poo I'm reading the Illuminatus! Trilogy, that's 150 points down the drain.
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Tracula posted:Can we please take a truncheon to anyone who uses the word "friendzone" without joking about it? Please? I'm still getting updates about that post I made and people debating what I had said. This is my actual post: I don't get it either. I was playing cards against humanity with a group of friends a couple months ago and one of the cards was about "The Friend zone" we all had a good laugh, until one woman asked what it meant. 90% of the room being women/aware human beings explained it. She tried to tell us "No, that's a real thing!"
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Stupid windows phone app double posting.
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"I actually have no idea whatsoever why people call me the things they do, so I'm going to make stuff up that I find reassuring."
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