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muscles like this? posted:THE FUTURE OF PORTABLE COMPUTING I'm trying really hard to read what's on that screen but all I see is "poo poo BUX"
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Euphoriaphone posted:I'm trying really hard to read what's on that screen but all I see is "poo poo BUX" It's the future of computing. It says "INSERT DICK"
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May 19, 2014 15:27
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Show the Founding Fathers a documentary about the Tea Party, force the Lumiere brothers to watch an Adam Sandler movie marathon, make Gutenberg read 50 Shades of Grey ... You're cute. Since this was considered the epitome of early movie comedy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrRKm_V0lZU I think most of our distant ancestors would be amazed we finally solved the Indian/Negro/Protestant problem.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Cave men would loving love furry porn, cake farts and goatse. They would go out of their goddamned minds. They would make you their god. A hunting rifle and some lighters would make you their god. It's not really that hard to be a god to cavemen when you are a time traveler.
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May 19, 2014 15:40
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Euphoriaphone posted:I'm trying really hard to read what's on that screen but all I see is "poo poo BUX" I'm seeing SWEARY MIX.
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May 19, 2014 15:52
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Krispy Kareem posted:You're cute. Since this was considered the epitome of early movie comedy. "In the future movies will be in colour and have sound and be projected on screens two stories tall! They will be considered an art form but still incredibly popular, their creators and stars will be the highest lauded people in the land and they'll reap billions and billions in revenue!" "We've invented the greatest invention in all history!" "Oh and the entire industry will be controlled by jews." "BURN THE CAMERAS. SHOOT ALL THE TECHNICIANS."
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May 19, 2014 19:52
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Little Blackfly posted:
Had to look this up - the video is great: http://video.gq.com/watch/ken-jeong-kate-upton-photobomb-video
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May 19, 2014 20:15
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nm then
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Little Blackfly posted:
Reminds me of this Darwin Deez video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GinJuHGnPkw Also slightly
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May 20, 2014 01:58
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Even plastic toys are starting to get pissed off with bronies.
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May 20, 2014 02:04
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May 20, 2014 02:07
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Istari posted:We could just cut out the middle man, and go back to the cave men. See if they decide to become celibate. See this?  It was carved from a piece of ivory around 40,000 years ago. We're talking about people with absolutely zero information to go on besides their own observations and hard-wired capacity for pattern recognition and metaphor, the dawn of religiosity, all with the same sex-drive as modern humans. You can bet your rear end they thought about loving animal-men.
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May 20, 2014 02:15
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Hahahaha, this is sick
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May 20, 2014 02:21
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Conversely: 
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May 20, 2014 02:26
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Edminster posted:Conversely: English people: "What a waste. It's only different by one letter." French people: "What a waste. It's only different by one letter (spoken in French)."
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May 20, 2014 02:42
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These are all pretty great   
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May 20, 2014 02:48
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The German version would be "Aus-Käse-eichnet!"
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May 20, 2014 02:50
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I dont get it
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May 20, 2014 03:03
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Blue Footed Booby posted:See this?
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May 20, 2014 03:04
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Inconceivable!!
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May 20, 2014 03:11
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Useless posted:English people: "What a waste. It's only different by one letter."
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Spectral Debt posted:I dont get it "Fromage" is "cheese", "formidable" is "fantastic". It's clever that it's the same combination of the two words, just in French.
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May 20, 2014 03:16
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Blue Footed Booby posted:See this? It looks like Jar Jar Binks to me.
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May 20, 2014 03:37
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Holy poo poo "chatisfaction"
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May 20, 2014 03:41
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I've never been happier that I took high school French for four years. Finally, after twenty years, I have found a use for it.
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Gorilla Salad posted:I've never been happier that I took high school French for four years. Finally, after twenty years, I have found a use for it. Literally the reason Québec exists today.
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May 20, 2014 04:17
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Istari posted:It looks like Jar Jar Binks to me. I made this joke only I was clever about it.
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May 20, 2014 04:42
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Maytag posted:I made this joke only I was clever about it. Should've been funny about it.
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May 20, 2014 05:30
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It's weird how my brain pieced together that that dude is Tywin Lannister now based on vaguish recollections of Last Action Hero. And probably having heard that before but that was the first time it clicked.
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May 20, 2014 05:35
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I want a photoshop contest thread featuring that character's eye from Last Action Hero and then someone ruins it with Game of Thrones spoilers. e. holy poo poo, danny devito cameos as a talking police cat in this movie, hahahah N. Senada has a new favorite as of 05:42 on May 20, 2014 |
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May 20, 2014 05:37
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 "Because in Westros, the bad guys can win."
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May 20, 2014 05:46
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this is like a dream come true.
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May 20, 2014 05:53
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May 20, 2014 13:25
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HBomb posted:The German version would be "Aus-Käse-eichnet!" I just want to let you know that at least one person laughed at your terrible joke.
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May 20, 2014 13:31
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Skinny King Pimp posted:I just want to let you know that at least one person laughed at your terrible joke. Two. That was good stuff 
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May 20, 2014 13:35
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Danke, meine Freunden.
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Ahahaha, this car was in my lot when I got to work this morning: I'm not sure if it's better suited for this thread or the awkward thread, to be honest.
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