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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fishstick posted:

I think butchers that are allowed to process horsemeats has been dropping all the time though, either that or the number of horses bred for meat. It's still easy to find in most of Europe (and it's delicious), but not in the US

It's literally because the US is a very very bad place. And a lot of horses nowadays are so full of drugs they're not fit to eat.

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McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Jerry Cotton posted:

Eating cold pizza is a fedorabaconscovilleweedIPA.

why post IPA in there, IPA's are beer and beer is the best cold drink :colbert:

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

Desperado Bones posted:

My cousin just posted this:

Chinicuiles http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypopta_agavis


Escamoles http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escamol

"They have a cottage cheese-like consistency and a buttery, yet slightly nutty, taste"

I want to eat all of that.

There's something similar to escamole with mosquito eggs too isn't there?

Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp

Xoidanor posted:

So you add all those other mushy ingredients to create the one mushy dish to rule them all? :gonk:

What, no it's creamy and rich, not mushy and mealy. Do you even like anything like mashed potatoes?

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Skinny King Pimp posted:

What, no it's creamy and rich, not mushy and mealy. Do you even like anything like mashed potatoes?

I do, in fact Swedish Hutspot has become one of my favourite potato dishes over years. Though I can't stand it if it's overcooked and lacks any proper texture. A good mash has a slight thoughness to it.

What was described earlier sounded more like it had the texture of lovely instant mash which I despise.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



http://pornburger.me/

Who would do this to a burger? Some of these are just so, so awful! The Wake-N-Bacon would be an excellent burger in its own right, but no, they had to shove it between two apple fritters for some reason. :cripes:

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

S-Alpha posted:


Some of these are just so, so awful! :cripes:

Yeah, but some of them look pretty amazing too. I'd eat the poo poo out of the grilled pork belly and beef tongue burger.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

AnonSpore posted:

Yeah, but some of them look pretty amazing too. I'd eat the poo poo out of the grilled pork belly and beef tongue burger.

Using Bao as burger buns is definitely a thing I have done before.

Ein
Feb 27, 2002
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Xoidanor posted:

Man, how do you even get a butcher? Always wanted to meet one.

Seriously, I have no earthly clue where I would even find a butcher anymore. My city is basically surrounded by lifestock farmers and yet there isn't a single butcher left. Supermarkets chased them all out decades ago. :(


Be the change you wish to see.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
All this talk about horse meat made me hungry so I went to the local supermarket and bought some filet. It's actually quite cheap for filet.

I cut a few slices to put on some bread (raw of course) with some pesto and sea salt. It's incredible how tender and tasty it is. I wonder why I did not try earlier. I think pony will now replace beef in all my tartares since it's both better and cheaper.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Fishstick posted:

I think butchers that are allowed to process horsemeats has been dropping all the time though, either that or the number of horses bred for meat. It's still easy to find in most of Europe (and it's delicious), but not in the US

I think it's also a demand thing. Americans are generally really averse to eating horses because they only think of majestic horses that you ride around on. Horses are cool and wonderful and pretty, why would we eat those? Same goes for rabbit. They're cute things that people keep as pets, why would anybody eat one?

Americans are pretty weird about meat. If it isn't a cow, a pig, a chicken, or a deer a lot of Americans just flat out won't eat it. Granted this is also a nation with a lot of people that think fish isn't meat and you can eat fish and still be a vegetarian.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I think it's also a demand thing. Americans are generally really averse to eating horses because they only think of majestic horses that you ride around on. Horses are cool and wonderful and pretty, why would we eat those? Same goes for rabbit. They're cute things that people keep as pets, why would anybody eat one?

Americans are pretty weird about meat. If it isn't a cow, a pig, a chicken, or a deer a lot of Americans just flat out won't eat it. Granted this is also a nation with a lot of people that think fish isn't meat and you can eat fish and still be a vegetarian.

America, what a country!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Actually, 'vegetarians' that eat fish can be found in Europe as well.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


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Phlegmish, what happened to Mona Tobback? I liked it.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Alouicious posted:

America, what a country!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhRRCmOEc68

Only in the land of the free! :911:

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Phlegmish posted:

Actually, 'vegetarians' that eat fish can be found in Europe as well.

That concept is so pervasive around the world that even in Latin America one of the first questions I get asked is if I eat fish.

CSM
Jan 29, 2014

56th Motorized Infantry 'Mariupol' Brigade
Seh' die Welt in Trummern liegen
I tried eating a burger with bacon in it a couple weeks ago, it was the most disgusting thing I ever tasted.

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
I don't ... what? Do you hate bacon? I can't imagining adding some would ruin a burger unless you can't stand the taste of bacon to begin with or burgers for that matter. I can understand not liking bacon on a burger but having a burger turn into the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten seems a bit far fetched.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

do you people not know what pescetarians are like srsly

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Alouicious posted:

do you people not know what pescetarians are like srsly

Like reptilians only from a water dimension.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Alouicious posted:

do you people not know what pescetarians are like srsly

I don't actually care, I'm a fifth-level vegan and obviously morally superior to absolutely everybody else, which gives me the right to judge all people that eat, ever.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I don't actually care, I'm a fifth-level vegan and obviously morally superior to absolutely everybody else, which gives me the right to judge all people that eat, ever.

I hear at level 4 you unlock Corpse Explosion c/d

Diabeesting
Apr 29, 2006

turn right to escape
Horse meat is delicious, rabbit is even better. Pork trotter is amazing. As is any meat that has been hanging in a closet for a few months. Charcuterie is the meal of the gods.

One thing that belongs in this thread though is loving beaver tail. Ugh. I've had beaver tail prepared for me three times now and I'm still not entirely sure if it was intended as a prank each time. No matter how long its cooked, or what sauce its in, it will not change the fact that it's a thick hunk of unearthly flavored minerally tasting chewy fat.

I also can't get over the styrofoam pack bundles of chicken uterus's at the local Asian market. Found squarely between the tubs of coagulated pig blood, and the jars of fake guacamole spread. Both of which I'd rather eat with a spoon than a bunch of chicken uterus's.

Jive One
Sep 11, 2001



From an ancient post where a goon made some sort of loaded twinkie hot dogs. From this thread once archives comes back online.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Jive One posted:



From an ancient post where a goon made some sort of loaded twinkie hot dogs. From this thread once archives comes back online.

Twinkie Wiener Sandwich!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-_FO9p8Xdg

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

Munnin The Crab posted:

I also can't get over the styrofoam pack bundles of chicken uterus's at the local Asian market. Found squarely between the tubs of coagulated pig blood, and the jars of fake guacamole spread. Both of which I'd rather eat with a spoon than a bunch of chicken uterus's.

The local Vietnamese supermarket has the most :gonk: meat case ever. Pig uteruses, plastic buckets of blood, packaged eyes, every organ imaginable, whole cuttlefish, chicken feet, pretty much every weird "not a skeletal muscle" animal product is in there. It's like looking at the unprocessed meat storage at a hot dog factory.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Jive One posted:



From an ancient post where a goon made some sort of loaded twinkie hot dogs. From this thread once archives comes back online.

Please refer to the source material:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-_FO9p8Xdg


God damnit beaten

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

I'm sure cuy tastes great but man that presentation.


Also speaking of eating rodents capybara tastes terrible according to my mother, but I've never had it myself.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Granted this is also a nation with a lot of people that think fish isn't meat and you can eat fish and still be a vegetarian.

This is a Catholic thing 100%. Fish isn't considered meat by the Church for things like not eating meat on Fridays during Lent. In South America, it went even further and they said things like sea turtle weren't meat either for those purposes.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


B.B. Rodriguez posted:

This is a Catholic thing 100%. Fish isn't considered meat by the Church for things like not eating meat on Fridays during Lent. In South America, it went even further and they said things like sea turtle weren't meat either for those purposes.
Like muskrat here in Michigan. Or corned beef, if St. Patrick's Day falls on a Lenten Friday. :rolleyes:

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

This is a Catholic thing 100%. Fish isn't considered meat by the Church for things like not eating meat on Fridays during Lent. In South America, it went even further and they said things like sea turtle weren't meat either for those purposes.
the sea turtle thing is a non-South-American-specific, in-general Catholic thing - people have been eating turtles on fast days since the Middle Ages (they also counted barnacle geese, puffins, fetal rabbits, and just about ANY animal that you could make some kind of argument that "it lives in the water, therefore it's a fish", because about an entire third of the calendar was a fasting day, not just Lent).

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

CSM posted:

I tried eating a burger with bacon in it a couple weeks ago, it was the most disgusting thing I ever tasted.

Didn't know that girl who'd only ever eaten chicken nuggets was a goon.

CSM
Jan 29, 2014

56th Motorized Infantry 'Mariupol' Brigade
Seh' die Welt in Trummern liegen
To be honest, it was a Quick burger.

One Eyed Daruma
Sep 15, 2007

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I think it's also a demand thing. Americans are generally really averse to eating horses because they only think of majestic horses that you ride around on. Horses are cool and wonderful and pretty, why would we eat those? Same goes for rabbit.
It is also my understanding that these "don't eat the horsies" people are also helping to create the crap conditions a lot of horses heading to slaughter go through, since they have to be hauled to either Mexico or Canada.

I like horses well enough, had a few in my life that I could say I loved, but even I can step back and see that allowing plants here in the US could solve a lot of issues.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

Medieval Medic posted:

That concept is so pervasive around the world that even in Latin America one of the first questions I get asked is if I eat fish.

Perhaps because they are majority Catholic and in Catholicism, fish is not meat. Rats/rodents are also "fish" so enjoy a ton of Cuy.

E: beaten like a motherfucker. That will teach me not to refresh.

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Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Twee as gently caress posted:

Potato Candy. (Mashed potatoes, a pound of sugar, and peanut butter.)


I just want to say that I love mashed potatoes, lovingly prepared for thanksgiving, dripping with gravy, dry with a bit of garlic, or straight out of a drat box of freeze dried potatoes. I love 'em.

And I think this person should go to jail for what they've done.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

Sitting on 25,000, total refund of 14,700

I just...don't even know what I'm going to do with all this.

I've also chosen my breakfast in honor of the Euros I shall be playing with this morning:


In honor of the Aussie goons, just know that I greatly prefer Vegemite but it was out of stock

edit:

Fitzwilliam Lacho posted:


One of Monterrey's delicacies, fritada which is basically kid goat in its own blood with a bit of cornstarch for texture.

Kid goats are called "kids."

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Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
I love eating kids.

dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Arglebargle III posted:

I just want to say that I love mashed potatoes, lovingly prepared for thanksgiving, dripping with gravy, dry with a bit of garlic, or straight out of a drat box of freeze dried potatoes. I love 'em.

And I think this person should go to jail for what they've done.

Potato candy isn't made of mashed potatoes like you're thinking of; it's literally just potatoes blended together with sugar until it forms a paste and then you smear peanut butter all over it and roll it up and leave it in the fridge and it's just so good.

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Fragrag
Aug 3, 2007
The Worst Admin Ever bashes You in the head with his banhammer. It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass! You have been struck down.

CSM posted:

To be honest, it was a Quick burger.

Quick burger as in the fastfood chain in France and Belgium? No wonder it tasted awful, their burgers are such awful imitations of McDonalds in a cargo cult kind of way.

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