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Somebody who wants to make sure they remember and can keep track of the exact times they forget? That's why birth control comes in daily things too.
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oh ok. guess i wasnt thinking of using it like that.
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# ? May 20, 2014 17:32 |
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Yeah pretty much anyone I have ever met that had to take medication on a regular basis has one. Although I did think it was mostly for older people who would forget or who have someone give them their medicine.
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# ? May 20, 2014 19:24 |
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Sorry if this is a repost but haven't seen in yet quote:A well-known speaker started off his seminar holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this." I love the generic "well-known speaker" at nondescript seminar.
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# ? May 20, 2014 20:32 |
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York_M_Chan posted:Sorry if this is a repost but haven't seen in yet So, which person did he give the $20 bill to?
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# ? May 20, 2014 22:38 |
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York_M_Chan posted:Sorry if this is a repost but haven't seen in yet You do realize that these stories are rarely meant to be taken as fact, and are just lovely parables, right? The ones that aren't obvious satire, that is.
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# ? May 20, 2014 22:51 |
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p-hop posted:So, which person did he give the $20 bill to? Average person, who lives in county of state in country on planet. Dick Spacious CPA posted:who uses a pill organizer/divider thing for only one pill? People do do this actually.
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# ? May 20, 2014 22:57 |
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Yeah pretty much anyone I have ever met that had to take medication on a regular basis has one. Although I did think it was mostly for older people who would forget or who have someone give them their medicine. My dog has one but she does fulfil your basic critera, in that her memory is awful and she is ancient.
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# ? May 20, 2014 23:22 |
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York_M_Chan posted:Sorry if this is a repost but haven't seen in yet If he'd wiped his arse with the bill, I wouldn't take it.
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# ? May 20, 2014 23:48 |
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p-hop posted:So, which person did he give the $20 bill to? Albert Einstein. (Afterwards they got married and everybody applauded and sang Bohemian Rhapsody.)
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# ? May 21, 2014 01:34 |
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Pookah posted:My dog has one but she does fulfil your basic critera, in that her memory is awful and she is ancient. I dunno if your dog is smart enough to distinguish days from each other and operate a pill holder without opposable thumbs you may be underselling her smarts.
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# ? May 21, 2014 02:09 |
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Redditor gets told they have a big dick by a first grader.Reddit Bullshit posted:So today, me and my senior class had to individually present a "What it's like to me to be a senior" to a 1st grade class. I was excited to show my project since i put a whole lot of effort into my powerpoint. Unfortunately, i suffer from a problem I like to call Random Boner Syndrome, or RBS for short. In other words, my penis tends to get erect for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHATSOEVER. They just come and go, regardless of what's going on or what I see and i have almost no control of it other than to try and hide it. He goes on to comment that it was indeed a first grader who said it.
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# ? May 21, 2014 19:49 |
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That's a creepy story to make up. Also, I'm not sure about other guys, but the idea of out of control boners is ridiculous to me.
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# ? May 21, 2014 20:00 |
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Leon Einstein posted:That's a creepy story to make up. Also, I'm not sure about other guys, but the idea of out of control boners is ridiculous to me. Well maybe if you were in that particular phase of puberty... Why the gently caress are seniors presenting to first graders anyway? Do first graders even understand the concept of "high school"? There's a 10 year age gap, how is that dialogue relevant in any way?
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# ? May 21, 2014 20:35 |
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FrozenVent posted:Well maybe if you were in that particular phase of puberty... Better question would be why would an entire class' worth of seniors be individually making presentations to a class of first graders?
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# ? May 21, 2014 21:00 |
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I don't understand the mechanics of how the penis allegedly slipped out up top after he waist-tucked. Even if his boxers slipped down some, wouldn't his shirt still be covering the front? Unless his shirt was tucked in, but if he had done that, then he couldn't have covertly strapped his penis in.
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# ? May 21, 2014 21:06 |
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silencekit posted:I don't understand the mechanics of how the penis allegedly slipped out up top after he waist-tucked. Even if his boxers slipped down some, wouldn't his shirt still be covering the front? Unless his shirt was tucked in, but if he had done that, then he couldn't have covertly strapped his penis in. Fishnet trousers
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# ? May 21, 2014 21:17 |
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Pretty sure he's just testing out an alibi for later. If Reddit believes it, surely the cops will...
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# ? May 21, 2014 21:18 |
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silencekit posted:I don't understand the mechanics of how the penis allegedly slipped out up top after he waist-tucked. Even if his boxers slipped down some, wouldn't his shirt still be covering the front? Unless his shirt was tucked in, but if he had done that, then he couldn't have covertly strapped his penis in. That's what I was wondering too. If you have to tuck your boner into your waistband, surely you'd put your shirt over it too? That's what I always did. In the unlikely event that this actually happened the dude totally showed his dong to six year olds on purpose.
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# ? May 21, 2014 21:54 |
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I don't think the penis incident happened, but what would compel you to invent a story like this? It isn't really funny, it doesn't make the guy look cool, and it isn't appalling enough to really shock the internet.
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# ? May 21, 2014 22:05 |
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silencekit posted:I don't think the penis incident happened, but what would compel you to invent a story like this? It isn't really funny, it doesn't make the guy look cool, and it isn't appalling enough to really shock the internet. The same reason people write lovely fan fic about characters having sex?
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# ? May 21, 2014 22:18 |
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Awkward Davies posted:The same reason people write lovely fan fic about characters having sex? Is it though? I would have thought that fan fic about Harry Potter loving Ron or whatever was grounded in some kind of sexual fantasy. The penis in waistband slip out story doesn't read to me like the writer is getting off on it, or like he intends for his audience to. Unless the guy who wrote the penis waistband slip out story is actually a known fan fic sex writer, in which case I totally concede to you.
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# ? May 21, 2014 22:27 |
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silencekit posted:I don't think the penis incident happened, but what would compel you to invent a story like this? It isn't really funny, it doesn't make the guy look cool, and it isn't appalling enough to really shock the internet. It was probably written one-handed if you know what I mean.
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# ? May 21, 2014 22:40 |
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FrozenVent posted:It was probably written one-handed if you know what I mean. This is true. People have a humiliation fetish. It's the only thing that would make sense.
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# ? May 22, 2014 00:27 |
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sweeperbravo posted:This is true. People have a humiliation fetish. It's the only thing that would make sense. It's true, he described it in a strangely sexual level of detail. I love these when they are written in such awful broken English that the motives are even more obvious. Does anyone have that story about the European kid escaping from the sexual advances of his girlfriend's preteen sister thanks to the magic of Bitcoin? That one was a hoot.
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# ? May 22, 2014 01:19 |
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walrusman posted:Does anyone have that story about the European kid escaping from the sexual advances of his girlfriend's preteen sister thanks to the magic of Bitcoin? That one was a hoot. Ask for disturbing international Bitcoin fanfic and ye shall receive. Speaking of strangely sexual level of detail, this one is definitely Of course Reddit bitcoiners bought it hook, line, and sinker posted:This story happened to me during the summer of 2012. I was a 23 year old French developer who just got out of engineering school. I had found a job at a large German automotive company, and was expected to start working in September in Munich. ibntumart has a new favorite as of 01:35 on May 22, 2014 |
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sweeperbravo posted:This is true. People have a humiliation fetish. It's the only thing that would make sense. Humiliation isn't the ONLY kink coming to mind in this story, friend.
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# ? May 22, 2014 01:38 |
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FrozenVent posted:Well maybe if you were in that particular phase of puberty... My schools had a "buddy" program where sophomores were paired with kindergarteners. The sophomores would come to the kindergarten class every once in a while (I want to say once a month, but I can't remember) and spend time with their kindergarten buddy. I think it was so the teenagers could learn empathy, and young children certainly enjoy it when a "grown-up" pays attention to them. It is plausible that this young man was presenting as part of his own school's "buddy" program.
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# ? May 22, 2014 02:20 |
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ibntumart posted:Ask for disturbing international Bitcoin fanfic and ye shall receive. Speaking of strangely sexual level of detail, this one is definitely Wait. So uh, he did self-admittedly cum all over a young girl's chest, right? And buttcoins saved him? Is this supposed to... I....
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# ? May 22, 2014 02:29 |
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Warchicken posted:Wait. So uh, he did self-admittedly cum all over a young girl's chest, right? Yes. Yes he did.
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# ? May 22, 2014 02:31 |
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Warchicken posted:Wait. So uh, he did self-admittedly cum all over a young girl's chest, right? And buttcoins saved him? Is this supposed to... I.... This is good for bitcoin because (Because bitcoiners are delusional as all gently caress that's why)
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# ? May 22, 2014 02:44 |
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Warchicken posted:Wait. So uh, he did self-admittedly cum all over a young girl's chest, right? And buttcoins saved him? Is this supposed to... I.... Well he is French...
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# ? May 22, 2014 03:48 |
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Warchicken posted:Wait. So uh, he did self-admittedly cum all over a young girl's chest, right? And buttcoins saved him? Is this supposed to... I.... My main sticking point was the girl's reaction, or lack thereof. She doesn't lose her poo poo over some reddit-postin' motherfucker busting a nut on her. poo poo, she doesn't even react on the opposite, creepy porn-y "GIMME YOUR HOT MAN JUICE NII-SAN" end of the spectrum. She just got up & got him a towel with the facial expression of a soldier who watched his unit get eaten alive in Vietnam.
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# ? May 22, 2014 04:59 |
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Pedophilia fantasies, crazy whores, and bitcoins...it's just my favorite. It's wonderful. The only way it could be more reddit.txt is if the guy begged to go back inside to retrieve his suitcase full of trilbies and aviators. Thank you so much, ibntumart.
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# ? May 22, 2014 06:49 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:My schools had a "buddy" program where sophomores were paired with kindergarteners. The sophomores would come to the kindergarten class every once in a while (I want to say once a month, but I can't remember) and spend time with their kindergarten buddy. I think it was so the teenagers could learn empathy, and young children certainly enjoy it when a "grown-up" pays attention to them. It is plausible that this young man was presenting as part of his own school's "buddy" program. We had a class project where the middle school kids made little storybooks. We were then sent to read our books to the appropriate classes. Maybe this was a similar thing, or one where they had to make a lesson for little kids.
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# ? May 22, 2014 07:50 |
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titties posted:Like others have said, yes. I grew up eating banana catsup pretty often, but I was pretty surprised to see the variety of sauces that a quick googling shows. I never would have guessed that the original recipes from the 1600's or whatever seem to be mostly fish and lemon sauces. A week late, but drat, that totally ruins one of the best Simpson's jokes ever. In the episode where Mr Burns has to learn to do things for himself because Smithers went on vacation there's a part where he's in a grocery store looking at bottles of ketchup saying, "ketchup, catsup" a few times looking like a crazy old man. Man, I miss that show, but not enough to watch new episodes.
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# ? May 22, 2014 12:24 |
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ibntumart posted:Ask for disturbing international Bitcoin fanfic and ye shall receive. Speaking of strangely sexual level of detail, this one is definitely There's something terrific about the way he calls his penis "my sex" and her vagina "her sex". Also bonus points for this moment when he just can't help himself: quote:It was using an antique version of Internet Explorer, but it was enough to send a short mail to family to assure them that everything was ok, even though I had to use the HTML only version of gmail.
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# ? May 22, 2014 16:51 |
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Regrettable posted:A week late, but drat, that totally ruins one of the best Simpson's jokes ever. In the episode where Mr Burns has to learn to do things for himself because Smithers went on vacation there's a part where he's in a grocery store looking at bottles of ketchup saying, "ketchup, catsup" a few times looking like a crazy old man. Man, I miss that show, but not enough to watch new episodes. I can remember when I was young there was bottles here in the US marked catsup and that was around the time that episode aired. So at the time it was spot on.
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# ? May 22, 2014 17:00 |
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silencekit posted:There's something terrific about the way he calls his penis "my sex" and her vagina "her sex". Fantasy writers love this and it never gets less horrible.
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silencekit posted:There's something terrific about the way he calls his penis "my sex" and her vagina "her sex". Also bonus points for this moment when he just can't help himself:
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