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Ode to backup receivers: What would you think if I threw wounded ducks? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your trust and I'll throw you a pass And I'll try not to throw out of bounds Oh, I just win with a little help from my corps Mmm, I get high with a little help from my corps Mmm, gonna win with a little help from my corps What do I do when my receiver's away Does it worry me to be alone? How do I feel by the end of the day Am I sad because I'm on my own? No, I get by with a little help from my corps Mmm, get high with a little help from my corps Mmm, gonna win with a little help from my corps Do I need anybody? I need somebody to catch Could it be anybody? I want somebody to score Would you believe in a bro at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time What do you see when you turn out the light? I can't tell you but I know it's mine Oh, I get by with a little help from my corps Mmm, get high with a little help from my corps Oh, I'm gonna win with a little help from my corps Do I need anybody? I just need someone to catch Could it be anybody? I want somebody to score Oh, I get by with a little help from my corps Mmm, gonna win with a little help from my corps Oh, I get high with a little help from my corps Yes, I get by with a little help from my corps With a little help from my friends Didn't change much but drat I love this song. I also thought it'd be cool if someone could redo the whole Abbey Road medly but that's tough.
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pangstrom posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There%27s_a_Wocket_in_My_Pocket gently caress me I'm crying real tears of laughter here.
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# ? May 19, 2014 06:39 |
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"Johnny Manziel" (to the tune of Gorillaz' "Clint Eastwood") *Chorus* It's a factory...made of sad This whole franchise...makes me mad It's useless...the same old song The future...is still forgone It's a factory...made of sad This whole franchise...makes me mad It's useless...the same old song The future...is still forgone It's still forgone, it's still forgone, it's still forgone, it's still forgone, it's... Verse 1 Anxiety. Someone let me out of my cage. This wait for me is torture, I'm going numb from the pain Yes I am well aware That it's kinda unfair Me and Blake Bortles there? There's no way we compare. "Intangibles" I'm as sick of this poo poo as much as you are, too. Takes a hosed up view To truly think I'm unmanageable. Picks and blues Always lose (Well, they might win two) Constant boos It's so clear that the Jaguars are screwed. Picture me with a crew that is bred to lose. That would be a hoot. You think it's possible? Probable? Maybe. Logical? There's no band that's just as bad as those drat Jags. Now that's plain crazy. Hold on. There's one team on the clock that's pure cancer. Come on. They better not believe that I'm their answer. "Hello John? We're sure that you are the cure for Our neverending sorrow...welcome to Cleveland." *Song ends as abruptly as Manziel's career.* Also because I didn't want to write another verse
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It's very good. Do another verse. That's how the Browns album started for me. One MF DOOM verse, i chased the thread, and before you know it I'm recording every other weekend. BTW, I don't think I ever thanked Rapp for encouraging Browns Rapp as I was writing it. That started the whole thing. I've got something in the pipe that I think you'll like, but I really wanna get it just right, as it's a tricky rewrite, but if I nail it just right, I think it'll really come together. A first draft preview "Sweet baby jesus I'm on trial I'mma need a drat lawyer and a miracle to pull my rear end outta this Odin kept on pokin the bull, snitchin, so I shot him in the street, and I was over it." I'll leave the rest to imagination. Puscifer fans might know what I'm going at. Intentional vagueness is fun. I'm gonna work on it over the next day or so. I'm very tired after a busy weekend. I need to re-calibrate, catch my breath, and really sit down with this one.
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pangstrom posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There%27s_a_Wocket_in_My_Pocket This is a work of art goddamn
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# ? May 19, 2014 18:21 |
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This is as close as I get to art, but that reminded me of this, so I had to make a gif:
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# ? May 19, 2014 18:30 |
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Gerund posted:X curl! Y curl! I laughed a lot at this, thanks.
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# ? May 19, 2014 21:39 |
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Kalli posted:This is as close as I get to art, but that reminded me of this, so I had to make a gif: Running into an rear end has a Sports Science.
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# ? May 19, 2014 21:44 |
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Hey Febreeze, a facebook friend who has zero interest in football just posted your Michael Sam comic Apparently its been going around
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# ? May 20, 2014 02:42 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Hey Febreeze, a facebook friend who has zero interest in football just posted your Michael Sam comic He must be one of those SJWs I shat on in the final paragraphs. Not surprised that one got spread around. It was a hot/controversial topic, it's bound to get more attention than one of my bad puns
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Concussions n poo poo http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/rub-some-dirt-on-it/ Also I have an avatar for McStabby for winning the Lost Season contest earlier Febreeze fucked around with this message at 20:19 on May 20, 2014 |
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Febreeze posted:Concussions n poo poo Thanks again for the avatar! Can anyone think of a title to go with this? Thinking of going with "Oh Yeaaah" unless someone has a better suggestion.
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# ? May 20, 2014 21:58 |
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Febreeze posted:Concussions n poo poo I'm bad at av text but thanks for the av!
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# ? May 21, 2014 00:15 |
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McStabby posted:Thanks again for the avatar! I really think that's the only text possible.
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# ? May 21, 2014 00:57 |
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Thanks for the avatar Febreeze.
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# ? May 21, 2014 01:29 |
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ZenVulgarity posted:Thanks for the avatar Febreeze. hahahaha that's great
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# ? May 21, 2014 01:45 |
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ZenVulgarity posted:Thanks for the avatar Febreeze. This angers me so much.
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ZenVulgarity posted:Thanks for the avatar Febreeze. Beautiful
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# ? May 21, 2014 03:49 |
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Hockles posted:This angers me so much. Why my son
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# ? May 21, 2014 04:18 |
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To the tune of Hellfire (Hunchback of Notre Dame)quote:Confiteor Godelli Omnipotenti
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# ? May 21, 2014 05:50 |
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Majestic and I'm not even familiar with the source.
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# ? May 21, 2014 06:53 |
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ZenVulgarity posted:Thanks for the avatar Febreeze. I don't get it
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cucka posted:Majestic and I'm not even familiar with the source. It's the best Disney song but from one of the worst Disney musicals.
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# ? May 21, 2014 07:29 |
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Pretty much all the Disney Villain Songs are awesome but Hellfire is amazing.
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JT Jag posted:Pretty much all the Disney Villain Songs are awesome but Hellfire is amazing. Hellfire is one of those songs that I didn't really get as a kid but now I hear it as an adult and go Kinda the same thing with Savages from Pocahontas
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# ? May 21, 2014 09:17 |
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I actively dislike Disney but Hellfire is amazing. Hard to believe it exists within the steaming pile of horseshit that is Hunchback.
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Eifert Posting posted:I actively dislike Disney Don't let my wife hear you say that. She's liable to cut someone over that.
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# ? May 21, 2014 13:08 |
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Can the next Farthouse contest be football players as Disney Princesses?
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# ? May 21, 2014 13:53 |
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my cat is norris posted:Can the next Farthouse contest be football players as Disney Princesses? Characters in general IMO
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# ? May 21, 2014 13:59 |
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ZenVulgarity posted:Characters in general IMO That works. I can sponsor this after the current contest ends.
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# ? May 21, 2014 14:02 |
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Intruder posted:I don't get it I repeatedly spelled The Great One's name in a playoff gdt for the title Eli Manning is so inaccurate he can't even hit his own team I'm a fan of new York and Florida sports
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# ? May 21, 2014 14:18 |
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I got bored so I made a sexy Eli manning
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# ? May 21, 2014 17:35 |
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Febreeze posted:I got bored so I made a sexy Eli manning My EYES!!!!
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# ? May 21, 2014 17:39 |
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JT Jag posted:Pretty much all the Disney Villain Songs are awesome but Hellfire is amazing. It's good but not enough for me to knock Be Prepared off the top of the mountain
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# ? May 21, 2014 17:40 |
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Intruder posted:It's good but not enough for me to knock Be Prepared off the top of the mountain Thank you. Somebody with a Correct Opinion.
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# ? May 21, 2014 17:58 |
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it's pretty much Gaston/Be Prepared/Hellfire as a top 3
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# ? May 21, 2014 18:02 |
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working on finding a way to make "poor unfortunate souls" about browns fans
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# ? May 21, 2014 18:03 |
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e: nothing to see here
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# ? May 21, 2014 18:09 |
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Look at you goobers talking about Children's movies. Sorry, I am a grown man and only watch films for adults like La Double Vie de Véronique, Shoah, and Captain America.
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ZenVulgarity posted:Thanks for the avatar Febreeze. Speaking of Febreeze avatars, he still owes me one for winning the charity fantasy football league last year. Now I just need some sort of useful idea
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