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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Everyone hated you before that :ssh:

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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Everyone hated you before that :ssh:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
i know what game whips gonna be playin 24/7 once it comes out

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=252178673

with such amazing features as:

quote:

* Road blocks
* Drink Driving Roadside testing
* Tasers, batons, pepperspray.
* Water Police

also

quote:

* Clan Badge and uniform Patch changing mod.

:eyepop:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mike-o posted:

i know what game whips gonna be playin 24/7 once it comes out
10-13 officer needs assistance finding his tiny penis

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Dead Reckoning posted:

I'm going to dissent here and say it is very pretty, but also very dumb. All of the humans in the movie are at "Blonde Cheerleader in a Slasher Flick" levels of decision making, and the script is full of holes. I feel like no one who worked on the script has heard normal people talk to each other during a crisis. I liked Pacific Rim better. That said, you should see it, because every minute the monsters are on screen is incredible, shot with care and talent.

it's a movie where giant monsters fight each other turn off your brain and shut up

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Dead Reckoning posted:

I'm going to dissent here and say it is very pretty, but also very dumb. All of the humans in the movie are at "Blonde Cheerleader in a Slasher Flick" levels of decision making, and the script is full of holes. I feel like no one who worked on the script has heard normal people talk to each other during a crisis. I liked Pacific Rim better. That said, you should see it, because every minute the monsters are on screen is incredible, shot with care and talent.

People like you are the reason Transformers movies have too many humans.

Edit: There's a reason the old TF movie had two drat human characters and one of them said "poo poo"...because that's the only reason anybody cares about that poo poo.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Mike-o posted:

i know what game whips gonna be playin 24/7 once it comes out

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=252178673

with such amazing features as:


also


:eyepop:

i click on your link and this is what i see



wtf kind of moon language is that?

do you have something to tell us mike-osama?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i click on your link and this is what i see



wtf kind of moon language is that?

do you have something to tell us mike-osama?

Clearly you've never been to Wales.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Dead Reckoning posted:

I'm going to dissent here and say it is very pretty, but also very dumb. All of the humans in the movie are at "Blonde Cheerleader in a Slasher Flick" levels of decision making, and the script is full of holes. I feel like no one who worked on the script has heard normal people talk to each other during a crisis. I liked Pacific Rim better. That said, you should see it, because every minute the monsters are on screen is incredible, shot with care and talent.

Who gives a gently caress what humans are doing when you have a 150m tall dinosaur that breathes radioactive fire.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Dead Reckoning posted:

I'm going to dissent here and say it is very pretty, but also very dumb. All of the humans in the movie are at "Blonde Cheerleader in a Slasher Flick" levels of decision making, and the script is full of holes. I feel like no one who worked on the script has heard normal people talk to each other during a crisis. I liked Pacific Rim better. That said, you should see it, because every minute the monsters are on screen is incredible, shot with care and talent.

Dude. It's a loving Godzilla movie. You don't watch it for the oscar potential of the cast or plot. You watch it to see a big loving monster break poo poo.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Clearly you've never been to Wales.

only when i visit your ma :rimshot:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Just ran a mile.

It hurts all over. :(

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Bolow posted:

Who gives a gently caress what humans are doing when you have a 150m tall dinosaur that breathes radioactive fire.


Genocide Tendency posted:

Dude. It's a loving Godzilla movie. You don't watch it for the oscar potential of the cast or plot. You watch it to see a big loving monster break poo poo.

i don't disagree with either of you but there was a whole lot of not that happening throughout the movie and a hell of a lot of that olsen bitch looking sad and wistful among other things

it was really cool to see some places get destroyed that you don't usually see in movies though

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Victor Vermis posted:

Just ran a mile.

It hurts all over. :(

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

It might just be because I ran a mile and now my brain is kind of chunky but I never *get* achewood.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Victor Vermis posted:

It might just be because I ran a mile and now my brain is kind of chunky but I never *get* achewood.

Achewoods jokes are more in the word choice than anything else. It's actual irony in a lot of cases, ie the use of words for something other than literal intentions and the occasional sight gag. That said, if you need to use all those words to show why something is funny, chances are it probably sucks and is for faggots with delusions of adequacy.

So good on you, VV

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
This is a thing: http://www.bikinibowfishing.com/



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE9yTO5rVuQ

:flashfap:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

180,001 likes. :quagmire:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Victor Vermis posted:

Just ran a mile.

It hurts all over. :(

why the gently caress would you do something dumb like that?

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

gonna get rid of a lot of books today. hoping to get other books on my buy list.

not-katy perry approves

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

why the gently caress would you do something dumb like that?

Sunlight and exercise. Its been about 3 years since I've had either.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Victor Vermis posted:

Sunlight and exercise. Its been about 3 years since I've had either.

Sunlight is over rated. Eat a fuckin salad and take a vit D suppliment

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
There's a bikini contest at work tomorrow.


I love this new job.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

There's a bikini contest at work tomorrow.

I love this new job.

Gonna have to shave your legs if you hope to be competitive

I swear you're doing this on purpose

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:eyepop:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
That should be the June OP.

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

holocaust bloopers posted:

That should be the June OP.

yes

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

holocaust bloopers posted:

That should be every OP.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005













Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

I'd still gently caress the poo poo out of her and if you wouldn't you're some kind of limp-dicked godless commie

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


gently caress yo page load times.





Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Snowdens Secret posted:

I meant, I'm not sure what the shoplifting reference was, but 99% of actual non-internet-parody-Ronpauljoke-"libertarianism" is just saying "don't be an rear end in a top hat."

The other part of the joke is that I'm not actually Libertarian either but I do play along for kk gags

my world crumbles

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Clearly you've never been to Wales.

That's not welsh. Welsh uses normal letters it's just unpronounceable due to the overabundance consonants and/or vowels.

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 17:51 on May 21, 2014

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I love tits and asses as well, but this stupid poo poo of posting the same drat image 20 times in a row? Not so much. Can we cut back on that stuff?

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

That's not welsh. Welsh uses normal letters it's just unpronounceable due to the overabundance consonants and/or vowels.


Crwth is one of my favorites.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Mr. Nice! posted:

I love tits and asses as well, but this stupid poo poo of posting the same drat image 20 times in a row? Not so much. Can we cut back on that stuff?





gently caress you



















gleep gloop fucked around with this message at 23:03 on May 21, 2014

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Mr. Nice! posted:

I hate tits and asses

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT




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gently caress you meowlins

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

gleep gloop posted:

gently caress you

Welcome back!

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