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yeah surface 3 shaping up to be the real ipad killer
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May 21, 2014 04:27
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May 21, 2014 06:40
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idk about surface 3, my moneys on the surface 3 pro
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May 21, 2014 07:57
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pram posted:yeah surface 3 shaping up to be the real ipad killer it already has more fans
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May 21, 2014 13:12
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flakeloaf posted:it already has more fans
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May 21, 2014 13:13
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flakeloaf posted:it already has more fans
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May 21, 2014 13:21
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oh hey it turns out that google glass is poo poo if you actually try to use it in the real world http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/print/9248434/Why_I_m_sending_back_Google_Glass?taxonomyId=128&pageNumber=1 lol at the proprietary earbud that uses the charging port, which means you can't listen to anything and charge at the same time which lol because the battery is terrible and pumps heat into the side of your face which just lol man, lol.
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May 21, 2014 17:14
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quote:The enormous felt pouch that Google provides does not fit in any jacket pocket and dominates any purse. one thousand five hundred united states dollars or as we call it here, seven hundred and fifty millisurfaces
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May 21, 2014 17:28
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duTrieux. posted:oh hey it turns out that google glass is poo poo if you actually try to use it in the real world maybe we were wrong. maybe google glass is all part of an elaborate bdsm scenario.
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May 21, 2014 17:59
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I wonder if they didn't include a good carrying case on purpose to encourage people to wear them all the time
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May 21, 2014 18:02
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i like the watch concept tho assuming there's ever one that isnt hideous pretty safe to say that'll never happen
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May 21, 2014 18:29
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http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2014/05/21/google-predicts-ads-in-odd-spots-like-thermostats/quote:In a letter Google sent to the Securities and Exchange Commission, Google attempted to justify its decision not to disclose revenue generated from mobile devices because in the future it could be serving ads on "refrigerators, car dashboards, thermostats, glasses, and watches, to name just a few possibilities."
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May 21, 2014 18:37
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qirex posted:I wonder if they didn't include a good carrying case on purpose to encourage people to wear them all the time Don't they like not even fold up or something?
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May 21, 2014 19:07
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Install Windows posted:Don't they like not even fold up or something? 
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May 21, 2014 19:09
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If Nest is $250 this creates a market opportunity for a $500 thermostat that doesn't show you ads
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May 21, 2014 19:11
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qirex posted:If Nest is $250 this creates a market opportunity for a $500 thermostat that doesn't show you ads was going to say that honeywell has you covered but apparently their consumer programmable thermostats top out at $300
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May 21, 2014 19:24
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nah they're just offering up dumb ideas to not have to disclose their mobile revenue but hopefully the SEC will call them on their poo poo. once investors can see clearly that google is getting dumpstered by facebook and tech bloggers can point to it every quarter a virtuous cycle of negative news will take hold and accelerate the death of google. "google has 60 days to release the self-driving car or they'll disppear" if google's business plan for nest is really to show ads on the thermostat then lmao
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May 21, 2014 19:35
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hobbesmaster posted:was going to say that honeywell has you covered but apparently their consumer programmable thermostats top out at $300 looks like bad custom android UI  people like nest because it's not ugly, and quelle surprise tech spergs don't get that a $250 thermostat is less than most people spend on nickel-plated drawer pulls
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May 21, 2014 19:35
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qirex posted:people like nest because it's not ugly, and quelle surprise tech spergs don't get that quelle surprise if google is actually serious then they don't either
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May 21, 2014 20:04
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Cygni posted:http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2014/05/21/google-predicts-ads-in-odd-spots-like-thermostats/ the future is going to be hosed up and own
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Necc0 posted:quelle surprise if google is actually serious then they don't either yep can't wait until they make wordlens totally unusable
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May 21, 2014 20:14
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qirex posted:spergs don't get that Necc0 posted:
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May 21, 2014 20:17
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duTrieux. posted:oh hey it turns out that google glass is poo poo if you actually try to use it in the real world quote:It's called glassing out. Your eyes roll over to the right to look at the screen, and the rest of the world goes out of focus. People can't make eye contact with you, and if they're versed in popular psychology, they read things into your lack of eye contact. maybe its because youre using your stupid eyeglasses smartphone instead of actually paying attention to them??
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May 21, 2014 20:18
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hobbesmaster posted:was going to say that honeywell has you covered but apparently their consumer programmable thermostats top out at $300 * not including $20/mo online service fee
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May 21, 2014 20:28
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quote:it's called glassing out i'm the neoblogism all asocial behavior with a device needs a defined place in the hierarchy
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May 21, 2014 20:29
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quote:Google’s Nest has recalled all 440,000 Protect smoke alarms sold over fears that the alert will fail to sound due to a false triggering of the ‘Wave’ feature which disables the sound with a gesture. lmao
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May 21, 2014 21:15
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Beeftweeter posted:maybe its because youre using your stupid eyeglasses smartphone instead of actually paying attention to them?? agreed but it's like sitting in a sports bar and trying not to look at the tvs. flashing glittery lights draw your attention whether you want to or not
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May 21, 2014 21:22
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nest is ugly
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May 21, 2014 21:25
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Install Windows posted:nest is ugly 
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May 21, 2014 21:30
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yeah, thats ugly and less easy to use as well as costing way too much. thanks for illustrating it.
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Smythe posted:the future is going to be hosed up and own http://m.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/05/19/chilean-artist-steals-and-destroys-500-million-worth-of-student-debt-papers/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jiQ1QpNSkA
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Cygni posted:http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2014/05/21/google-predicts-ads-in-odd-spots-like-thermostats/ quote:"We expect the definition of “mobile” to continue to evolve as more and more “smart” devices gain traction in the market. For example, a few years from now, we and other companies could be serving ads and other content on refrigerators, car dashboards, thermostats, glasses, and watches, to name just a few possibilities. Our expectation is that users will be using our services and viewing our ads on an increasingly wide diversity of devices in the future, and thus our advertising systems are becoming increasingly device-agnostic." all hail our glorious technological future
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May 21, 2014 21:48
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Beeftweeter posted:maybe its because youre using your stupid eyeglasses smartphone instead of actually paying attention to them?? nah, it's just those idiots and their popular psychology not getting it
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May 21, 2014 21:55
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can't wait for the car accidents caused by the driver being distracted by ads popping up in front of them
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May 21, 2014 22:53
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Boxturret posted:can't wait for the car accidents caused by the driver being distracted by ads popping up in front of them but you see if you hand over the work of driving to a computer then the passengers can be bombarded by ads constantly
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May 21, 2014 22:58
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can't wait to have to buy a loving data plan for my car so it can play ads at me.
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May 21, 2014 22:58
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self driving cars will avoid wrecks by automatically pulling off the road and stopping at a 7-11 until you buy something or watch a five minute advertisement for taquitos
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uncurable mlady posted:self driving cars will avoid wrecks by automatically pulling off the road and stopping at a 7-11 until you buy something or watch a five minute advertisement for taquitos
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